The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.27.14

August 27th, 2014 // Leave a Comment

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, your daily repository for all the hateful shit you’d totally say to these celebrities’ faces if given the chance. Something like “Hey Guy Fieri, sweet denim chef coat. I hope it somehow gives you AIDS,” or maybe “Oh wow, you’re Howie Mandel! Congratulations on being the lamest part of a show that also features Nick Cannon.” I bet if you were right here with George Clooney, you’d probably say “What’s that? Jean Dujardin just told you the difference between a French and an American marriage? Haha, yeah…”

Or maybe just stuff about peeing in butts, I don’t know, you guys do it better than I do,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Joey Lawrence Capri Pants Dyed Red Hair
    JimBB
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    I would be drinking pretty heavily too if I had just come from a Bryan Singer pool party.

  2. Gisele Bundchen Butt Legs Tight Minidress Lingerie Line Launch
    Chaz
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    Awww how sweet. She’s carrying Tom’s shoulder pads.

  3. Gisele Bundchen Butt Legs Tight Minidress Lingerie Line Launch
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    For the Bruce Jenner in you…

  4. Coco String Bikini Instagram
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    If you look closely you can see the entire U.S. Naval Fleet right behind her.

  5. Liv Tyler Butt Bikini Yacht
    JimBB
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    Really needs some dieting tips from dad.

  6. Heidi Klum Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
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    Psst, Fräulein… I holla atchu for a minute?

  7. Serena Williams US Open
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    It may be worth reminding people that this is at the “U.S. Women’s Open.”

  8. Lara Spencer Panty Flash Upskirt Kicking Football Ginger Zee Ryan Spencer GMA
    Jerry Sandusky
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    Meh. I’ve seen better.

  9. Harvey Weinstein Loose Fit Jeans Dress Shoes Hot Young Chick Chiltern Firehouse
    JimBB
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    In order to get funding for his last movie, Kevin Smith had to promise Harvey access to old clothes.

  10. Liv Tyler Butt Bikini Yacht
    Frankie
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    I like the meatier Liv!

  11. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Instagram
    Chaz
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    It’s a bird, it’s a plane…No really, I think it’s a plane.

  12. Sharon Stone No Makeup Getting Nails Done
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    So Bruce Jenner decided to go blonde? How brave…

  13. Joey Lawrence Capri Pants Dyed Red Hair
    Derek
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    Whoa!

  14. Liv Tyler Butt Bikini Yacht
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    “Lord Of The Thighs”

  15. Luci Ford Swimsuit ALS Ice Bucket Challenge Instagram
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    She thinks the ALS challenge is to blow as many guys as she can named Al.

  16. Donald Sterling With Black Guy AT&T Store
    JimBB
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    Wow, role reversal. A black man calling security on HIM.

  17. Adrien Brody Angrily Pointing
    JimBB
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    I think you meant to take Brody Jenner’s picture. He’s up there.

  18. Michael Jordan US Open Day 2
    Chaz
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    The guy’s gut in the blue shirt is interesting…because his arms are on backwards.

  19. Joe Jonas Ignoring Dude At Lunch Looking At Phone
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    “Ah…Angry Birds…I love you.”

  20. Serena Williams US Open
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    Fish, I can’t believe you missed the opportunity to post a photo of ReRe breaking a window with a tennis ball on David Letterman. She’s killing that skirt in ways rarely seen in the suburbs.

    http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/serena-breaking-windows-in-tight-skirt-heels-on-letterman-video/

  21. Larry King Angry Grimace
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    “Walking Small”

  22. Liv Tyler Butt Bikini Yacht
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    Showing a burger bump.

  23. Guy Fieri Horseshoe Casino Baltimore Grand Opening
    Mike
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    I guess it’s Summer’s Eve time for those showgirls.

  24. Joe Jonas Ignoring Dude At Lunch Looking At Phone
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    What a marvelous modern age we live in, where you can get gay porn on your phone.

  25. Bai Ling Bikini
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    The tide needs to go ahead and sweep this filly on out. With some luck and a generous trade wind she’ll drift into Kowloon Bay just in time for the Lantern Festival.

  26. Howie Mandel Sitting On Sandbag Game Box the Americas Got Talent Barbecue And Viewing Party
    JimBB
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    Yes, you put your testicles in the hole, then we lift the board, get a pinata bat, and take revenge on you for everything you did after St. Elsewhere.

  27. Courtney Love Drunk Bruised Legs Panty Flash
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    Great. Another bad movie sequel: Weekend at Bernadettes.

  28. Howie Mandel Sitting On Sandbag Game Box the Americas Got Talent Barbecue And Viewing Party
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    So that’s what a “Squatty Potty” looks like.

  29. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Butt Bikini Instagram
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    Warming up for their fake leaked porno?

  30. Lara Spencer Panty Flash Upskirt Kicking Football Ginger Zee Ryan Spencer GMA
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    Who? Who? And who?

  31. Sharon Stone No Makeup Getting Nails Done
    JimBB
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    Worst Ensure ad ever.

  32. Courtney Love Drunk Bruised Legs Panty Flash
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    She’s so intoxicated she travels with her own drunk hiccup bubbles.

  33. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Butt Bikini Instagram
    gleeksquad
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    “I can’t believe Justin stole all my Dave and Busters tickets, I’ll never give him a handy in the bathroom again.”

  34. Serena Williams US Open
    JimBB
    Commented on this photo:

    From that tragic incident when the Make-a-Wish Foundation decided to grant a little kid’s wish to play against her.

  35. Bai Ling Bikini
    JimBB
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    I can actually smell rotting fish through the photo.

  36. Howie Mandel Sitting On Sandbag Game Box the Americas Got Talent Barbecue And Viewing Party
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    “You want me to do shit here? Deal.”

  37. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Butt Bikini Instagram
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    “Kylie please wash yourself, I can smell your vagina from here!”

  38. Gisele Bundchen Butt Legs Tight Minidress Lingerie Line Launch
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    Dude, I hate this model so much. She got the face of a goddamn boy! Can’t believe she got this far with modeling!

  39. Donald Sterling With Black Guy AT&T Store
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    “Yes security, there’s an old man here who lost his way to the retirement centre…”

  40. Adrien Brody Angrily Pointing
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    ” If you guys don’t leave now, I am going to make another terrible movie!”

  41. Larry King Angry Grimace
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    Wow, is he still alive? He must be a million years old…

  42. Howie Mandel Sitting On Sandbag Game Box the Americas Got Talent Barbecue And Viewing Party
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    “If I push on that button, do I get my hair back?”

  43. Sharon Stone No Makeup Getting Nails Done
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    She looks like Sharon Stone’s mom..

  44. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Butt Bikini Instagram
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    If these weren’t Kardasians I’d be fapping right now.

  45. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Butt Bikini Instagram
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    Another boring day in Whoretown.

  46. Courtney Love Drunk Bruised Legs Panty Flash
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    There’s the Courtney we know and love.

  47. Guy Fieri Horseshoe Casino Baltimore Grand Opening
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    He left with the one with the penis.

  48. Donald Sterling With Black Guy AT&T Store
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    “Can you just get the cute little white girl from the commercials so I can have some witty banter with her?”

  49. Liv Tyler Butt Bikini Yacht
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    She ate the 5th element.

  50. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Butt Bikini Instagram
    Jackmac
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    Is that the grotto at the Playboy Mansion? We’re getting closer.

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