The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.27.14

August 27th, 2014 // Leave a Comment

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, your daily repository for all the hateful shit you’d totally say to these celebrities’ faces if given the chance. Something like “Hey Guy Fieri, sweet denim chef coat. I hope it somehow gives you AIDS,” or maybe “Oh wow, you’re Howie Mandel! Congratulations on being the lamest part of a show that also features Nick Cannon.” I bet if you were right here with George Clooney, you’d probably say “What’s that? Jean Dujardin just told you the difference between a French and an American marriage? Haha, yeah…”

Or maybe just stuff about peeing in butts, I don’t know, you guys do it better than I do,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Butt Bikini Instagram
    anonym
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    some juicy thighs

  2. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Butt Bikini Instagram
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    “Kylie, can you believe Kim can’t even hang like this on a swimming pool without sinking to the deep???”

  3. Adrien Brody Angrily Pointing
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    Adrien thinks it’s a hairpiece.

  4. Guy Fieri Horseshoe Casino Baltimore Grand Opening
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    Even Larry the Cable Guy is looking at this with dissappointment.

  5. Joe Jonas Ignoring Dude At Lunch Looking At Phone
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    Checking his texts to see if he is in the next Expendables film.

  6. George Clooney Derpface Jean Dujardin Nespresso Commercial Set
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    “George, are you really going to swear off other women?”
    “What!?! No, I’m just getting married.”

  7. Joey Lawrence Capri Pants Dyed Red Hair
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    Joey, you saw the sign: No Flute Parking….

  8. Sharon Stone No Makeup Getting Nails Done
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    I regret pausing the VCR and jacking off.

  9. Liv Tyler Butt Bikini Yacht
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    Fish and photoboy, you have been warned: I will avenge my childhood fantasies for this!!!

    P.S. Still so would

  10. Lady Gaga No Pants Panty Flash Fishnets
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    She never saw a pair of pants she didn’t want to wear.

  11. Lady Gaga No Pants Panty Flash Fishnets
    Cock Dr
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    She forgot to tuck. The truth is finally out.

  12. Harvey Weinstein Loose Fit Jeans Dress Shoes Hot Young Chick Chiltern Firehouse
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    Oh no… Harvey Weinstein dress exactly like me.

    Time to go back to the gym!

  13. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Butt Bikini Instagram
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    Why do you want me to whack off to these whores, Fish?

  14. Liv Tyler Butt Bikini Yacht
    Cock Dr
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    Once she married into the human race princess Arwen took quite a liking to ranch dressing.

  15. Lady Gaga No Pants Panty Flash Fishnets
    Michael
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    Looks like Mila Kunis a little.

  16. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Instagram
    ElleW
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    Breaking news: woman has butt.

  17. Donald Sterling With Black Guy AT&T Store
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    Not going on Instagram, I guess…

  18. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Instagram
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    I bet you’d have to keep telling her to face forward while you were sticking it in her ass.

  19. Michael Jordan US Open Day 2
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    “Hmmmm… smell like money… extreme arrogance… oh, and new marry pussy… with a tiny bit of high probability new pussy will be cheated on before the end of the year…. Yes, ‘sure smell like Mike!”

  20. Rita Ora Cleavage Roberto Cavalli Fall Winter 2014 2015 Collection
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    The girl is working it hard lately.
    We appreciate the effort.

  21. Sharon Stone No Makeup Getting Nails Done
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    “And here’s your unicorn blood, ma’am.”

  22. Lady Gaga No Pants Panty Flash Fishnets
    Ralph
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    Strange, very strange.

  23. Gisele Bundchen Butt Legs Tight Minidress Lingerie Line Launch
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    I bet she’s made Tom Terrific wear that bra and shoe combo at least once.

  24. Luci Ford Swimsuit ALS Ice Bucket Challenge Instagram
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    Cuntbucket Challenge

  25. Guy Fieri Horseshoe Casino Baltimore Grand Opening
    Zohan
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    This fat fuck. Such an obnoxious douche!

  26. Claire Danes Butt Spandex Pants
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    Getting ready for another season of Hysterialand.

  27. Donald Sterling With Black Guy AT&T Store
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    “Yes. Yes. I know that. I keep telling him there’s no ‘Whiteberry’ phone, but he keeps insisting that he’s planning a trip to Israel…”

  28. Donald Sterling With Black Guy AT&T Store
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    Calling corporate to verify he has permission to be black in public.

  29. Sharon Stone No Makeup Getting Nails Done
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    All hot women eventually gets old… except for Raquel Welch… and Christie Brinkley… or Elle MacPherson, who’s only 6 years younger than Stone…

    • A lot can happen to Elle in 6 years. On the other hand, Christie Brinkley feeds off the tortured souls of her ex-husbands after she has discarded their carcasses, and Raquel Welch is clearly not human.

  30. Adrien Brody Angrily Pointing
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    For Adrien this seems redundant.

  31. Lady Gaga No Pants Panty Flash Fishnets
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    Damn… shave that thing please. Or at least trim it up.

  32. Bai Ling Bikini
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    As the swift wave pulled her towards the deep sea, she planted her nipples firmly into the ground, an anchor that not even Hurricane Katrina could break.

  33. Coco String Bikini Instagram
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    Even the water looks Photoshop’d.

  34. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Instagram
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    Same cheeks, different bay.

  35. Donald Sterling With Black Guy AT&T Store
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    The moment he realized any black person with 6 feet of Sterling will be photographed.

  36. Lara Spencer Panty Flash Upskirt Kicking Football Ginger Zee Ryan Spencer GMA
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    OK… which one is which?

  37. Donald Sterling With Black Guy AT&T Store
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    Mickey Rourke in his better days.

  38. Lady Gaga No Pants Panty Flash Fishnets
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    Jeez, she’s not even trying to hide the dick anymore.

  39. Lady Gaga No Pants Panty Flash Fishnets
    Chaz
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    The shirt, although not cryptic, is a simple clue revealing the condition of her missing pants.

  40. Guy Fieri Horseshoe Casino Baltimore Grand Opening
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    Wow, the one of the left could almost pass for a real woman.

  41. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Butt Bikini Instagram
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    You’d think with their money, they could afford a legitimate “Twister” board.

  42. Joe Jonas Ignoring Dude At Lunch Looking At Phone
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    Just checking Grindr for possible upgrades.

  43. Courtney Love Drunk Bruised Legs Panty Flash
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    Take me to the nearest heroin dealer, Robot Robert Downey!

  44. Larry King Angry Grimace
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    You kids get of my damn lawn!

  45. Larry King Angry Grimace
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    Damn, who spiked his Gefilte fish this morning.

  46. Coco String Bikini Instagram
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    Please, just go away. Please.

  47. Howie Mandel Sitting On Sandbag Game Box the Americas Got Talent Barbecue And Viewing Party
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    So, it goes IN the hole?

  48. Courtney Love Drunk Bruised Legs Panty Flash
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    Yep. That’s exactly the faces I thought would occur after Courtney Love sex.

  49. Lady Gaga No Pants Panty Flash Fishnets
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    Just when you thought Skid Row couldn’t sink any lower.

  50. Serena Williams US Open
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    That ball landed on the moon.

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