The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.24.16

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Sean Penn and Joaquin Phoenix sporting similar levels of filth, only one is on a movie set and one is at a fancy Hollywood restaurant, Amy Schumer’s bruised ribs and underboob, Usain Bolt continuing his European vagina tour, and Jaden Smith grabbing his dick while he and his dad walk through the airport. Also, this Final Five, which I’m aware is inexcusable, but I sometimes I just need you guys to hurt like I’m hurting. I’d say we’ll all get through this together, but I can’t be entirely sure.

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