Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where once again we’ve experienced a few server issues that we’re blaming entirely on the devastating effects of a beardless Jon Hamm returning to the Internets. (Read: Fish humped the server after making it tell him, “This coffee is terrible!”) We’ve also got Samantha Ronson making a real-life before- and after- advertisement for coming in contact with Lindsay‘s geodes, as well as January Jones who looks like she’s now almost as far along as Judd Apatow.
Victoria Silvstedt‘s bikini at the end will probably melt our server’s face off again, so enjoy it while you can,
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THAT’s what I want. What I really, really want.
Sadly, January Jone’s trip to Virgina caused some serious problems…
is that ozzy in the background?
Pretty sure that’s David Lee Roth
HAHAHA! Good call!
“So that’s what pee feels like running down your leg.”
Full title: This Is the Fortieth Crappy Movie I’ve Made.
Good Lord, it’s the star of the Human Centipede sequel…
He looks like Josh Duhamel here. I can’t recognize him when he’s not being fierce.
I don’t think Josh Duhamel owns adult clothing.
One more ‘ho’ and you’d be laughing.
+1!
One more “ho” and it would be Christmas
“Where the fuck are my fuckin’ sunglasses? Oh!”
Lock them in a room and who would eat who first, Dice or K-Fed?
Is that a camelpak? Know what’s in it? Sperm.
I bet he always has the coolest Trapper Keeper.
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No really! Plastic surgery never makes you look like a porn star……
I figure if I dress like Keith Richards, I can look as young and virile as he does. Right? Right?!?
Damn, Billy Madison still hasn’t graduated?
“Mais non, mon ami! Any woman we want in New York?”
Sorry, can’t comment right now…too busy masterbating…
…and i’m done….
An now, sporting the “He only hits me because he loves me” look just in time for fall, Katie Holmes.
AKA, Not Married to David Beckham Spice.
I was going to make a battered scientologist shelter comment but seriously…she would kick tom cruise’s ass…
“Picking out rings makes me seem crazy? OH REALLY? Then how come I nabbed a date with a Bachelorette castoff?”
I don’t know if I’m more offended by the black face or the child abuse… who points that loaded chin at a child like that?
mmMMMmmmm triple ass….. wait a minute.
“Out of work? Really? I was just on Hot in Cleaveland…and I was the 3rd hottest one there!”
She has a twin? Oh… I thought this was a faces of Meth warning poster.
“Wanna see a trick David Beckham showed me…?”
What incredibly hot woman wouldn’t want to have unprotected sex with that?
We finally know who inherited all the headbands from the Jani Lane estate.
So that’s what Imogen Thomas looks like with clothes on
“Imogen” is a stripper name now?
Whoops, that reply was meant for below.
Who thinks black face, teenage pregnancy, and having your kid lick you is ok? People raised by Sarah Palin, that’s who!
God help me but I still want to bang her in a big way!
I thought Anna Nicole Smith died.
I didn’t realize Glamour Shots survived the recession
She’s alright. And by alright I mean better than anyone I’ve ever been with.
She’s the beautiful one but we can’t get her to go out much. She’s twelve feet tall.
OK, somebody had to leave a pity comment. Isn’t this the guy who played the owl in the Watchmen movie?
Who whoooo?
Yes. And also the guy who banged Kate Winslet in Little Children.
Also the man who romances Emmy Rossum in The Phantom of the Opera
Who can turn the world on with her smile? Who can take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?….
Not ^this bitch! …lol
I’m going to wager the baby will be spawned in 2 months and due to the lack of talent and imagination of the mother will be named October Vaughn. (I’m also sure her shortcomings are genetic.) My money is on Halloween when all demons rise…a girl, 6 lb 9 oz…I’ll put $20 on it
If this is forty I have EXACTLY 10 years until I kill myself
iPod 4D
This is 50
She’s like: f*ck that wallet size shit, I want wall size, in fact supersize that thaaaang.
Stay classy, Hollywood
Wow, Jonah swallowed a whale.
Ron Jeremy is looking much better these days….
Oh yeah, you know this chick is a ball of fire in the sack.
JoJo developed quite nicely.
This is so sad to watch.