The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.24.11

August 24th, 2011 // 435 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where once again we’ve experienced a few server issues that we’re blaming entirely on the devastating effects of a beardless Jon Hamm returning to the Internets. (Read: Fish humped the server after making it tell him, “This coffee is terrible!”) We’ve also got Samantha Ronson making a real-life before- and after- advertisement for coming in contact with Lindsay‘s geodes, as well as January Jones who looks like she’s now almost as far along as Judd Apatow.

Victoria Silvstedt‘s bikini at the end will probably melt our server’s face off again, so enjoy it while you can,

- Photo Boy

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Photos: Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Geri Halliwell Cleavage
    The Old Man
    Commented on this photo:

    THAT’s what I want. What I really, really want.

  2. January Jones Pregnant
    The Brown Streak
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    Sadly, January Jone’s trip to Virgina caused some serious problems…

  3. Carrie Fisher Weight Loss
    Rusty
    Commented on this photo:

    is that ozzy in the background?

  4. Judd Apatow Belly
    The Brown Streak
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    “So that’s what pee feels like running down your leg.”

  5. Judd Apatow Belly
    Commented on this photo:

    Full title: This Is the Fortieth Crappy Movie I’ve Made.

  6. Benjamin Millepied
    The Brown Streak
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    Good Lord, it’s the star of the Human Centipede sequel…

  7. Benjamin Millepied
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    He looks like Josh Duhamel here. I can’t recognize him when he’s not being fierce.

  8. Imogen Thomas Caprice Bourret
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    One more ‘ho’ and you’d be laughing.

  9. Andrew Dice Clay
    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    “Where the fuck are my fuckin’ sunglasses? Oh!”

  10. Andrew Dice Clay
    Commented on this photo:

    Lock them in a room and who would eat who first, Dice or K-Fed?

  11. Anderson Cooper
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that a camelpak? Know what’s in it? Sperm.

  12. Anderson Cooper
    Tanzarian
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet he always has the coolest Trapper Keeper.

  13. Jojo
    Tanzarian
    Commented on this photo:

    FapFap

  14. Andrew Dice Clay
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    Chevrolet presents Hired! A Jam Handy Production

  15. Victoria Silvstedt
    Frank The Duck
    Commented on this photo:

    No really! Plastic surgery never makes you look like a porn star……

  16. Al Pacino Bandana
    DimeStoreRiot
    Commented on this photo:

    I figure if I dress like Keith Richards, I can look as young and virile as he does. Right? Right?!?

  17. Anderson Cooper
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn, Billy Madison still hasn’t graduated?

  18. Benjamin Millepied
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    “Mais non, mon ami! Any woman we want in New York?”

  19. Jojo
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    Sorry, can’t comment right now…too busy masterbating…

  20. Al Pacino Bandana
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    …and i’m done….

  21. Katie Holmes
    Commented on this photo:

    An now, sporting the “He only hits me because he loves me” look just in time for fall, Katie Holmes.

  22. Geri Halliwell Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    AKA, Not Married to David Beckham Spice.

  23. Katie Holmes
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    I was going to make a battered scientologist shelter comment but seriously…she would kick tom cruise’s ass…

  24. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    MrsWrong
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    “Picking out rings makes me seem crazy? OH REALLY? Then how come I nabbed a date with a Bachelorette castoff?”

  25. Bristol Palin Mud Mask Tripp
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t know if I’m more offended by the black face or the child abuse… who points that loaded chin at a child like that?

  26. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
    fartbucket
    Commented on this photo:

    mmMMMmmmm triple ass….. wait a minute.

  27. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    “Out of work? Really? I was just on Hot in Cleaveland…and I was the 3rd hottest one there!”

  28. Samantha Ronson Twin Sister Charlotte
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    She has a twin? Oh… I thought this was a faces of Meth warning poster.

  29. Jon Hamm
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    “Wanna see a trick David Beckham showed me…?”

  30. Benjamin Millepied
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    What incredibly hot woman wouldn’t want to have unprotected sex with that?

  31. Al Pacino Bandana
    Commented on this photo:

    We finally know who inherited all the headbands from the Jani Lane estate.

  32. Imogen Thomas Caprice Bourret
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    So that’s what Imogen Thomas looks like with clothes on

  33. Bristol Palin Mud Mask Tripp
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    Who thinks black face, teenage pregnancy, and having your kid lick you is ok? People raised by Sarah Palin, that’s who!

  34. Mickey0123

    God help me but I still want to bang her in a big way!

  35. Victoria Silvstedt
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought Anna Nicole Smith died.

  36. Samantha Ronson Twin Sister Charlotte
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    I didn’t realize Glamour Shots survived the recession

  37. Charlize Theron See Through Shirt
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s alright. And by alright I mean better than anyone I’ve ever been with.

  38. Samantha Ronson Twin Sister Charlotte
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s the beautiful one but we can’t get her to go out much. She’s twelve feet tall.

  39. Patrick Wilson Running
    Commented on this photo:

    OK, somebody had to leave a pity comment. Isn’t this the guy who played the owl in the Watchmen movie?

  40. January Jones Pregnant
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Who can turn the world on with her smile? Who can take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?….

  41. January Jones Pregnant
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m going to wager the baby will be spawned in 2 months and due to the lack of talent and imagination of the mother will be named October Vaughn. (I’m also sure her shortcomings are genetic.) My money is on Halloween when all demons rise…a girl, 6 lb 9 oz…I’ll put $20 on it

  42. Judd Apatow Belly
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    If this is forty I have EXACTLY 10 years until I kill myself

  43. Benjamin Millepied
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    iPod 4D

  44. Andrew Dice Clay
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    This is 50

  45. Samantha Ronson Twin Sister Charlotte
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s like: f*ck that wallet size shit, I want wall size, in fact supersize that thaaaang.

  46. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    Stay classy, Hollywood

  47. Andrew Dice Clay
    Mickey0123
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, Jonah swallowed a whale.

  48. Andrew Dice Clay
    Venom
    Commented on this photo:

    Ron Jeremy is looking much better these days….

  49. Jojo
    Venom
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    Oh yeah, you know this chick is a ball of fire in the sack.
    JoJo developed quite nicely.

  50. Al Pacino Bandana
    Venom
    Commented on this photo:

    This is so sad to watch.

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