The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.24.11

August 24th, 2011 // 435 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where once again we’ve experienced a few server issues that we’re blaming entirely on the devastating effects of a beardless Jon Hamm returning to the Internets. (Read: Fish humped the server after making it tell him, “This coffee is terrible!”) We’ve also got Samantha Ronson making a real-life before- and after- advertisement for coming in contact with Lindsay‘s geodes, as well as January Jones who looks like she’s now almost as far along as Judd Apatow.

Victoria Silvstedt‘s bikini at the end will probably melt our server’s face off again, so enjoy it while you can,

- Photo Boy

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Photos: Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Katie Holmes
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    she looks happy

  2. Bristol Palin Mud Mask Tripp
    dotmatrix
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    So the kid likes to eat dirt. With a name like that he’d better get used to it.

  3. Samantha Ronson Twin Sister Charlotte
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    How is she not sobbing in this pic?

  4. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Scott
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    This girl is the anti-Lindsay. She’s had big beautiful tits we’ve all been dying to see for 10 plus years – but she has never share them. Instead we get to see her sag into oblivion.

  5. Ed Harris
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    He couldn’t decide on a superfluous scarf or wearing his pants backwards.

  6. Andrew Dice Clay
    dotmatrix
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    Why are we getting pics of this D-list has-been?

  7. Carrie Fisher Weight Loss
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    I want the sperm back that I spent on Princess Lea in a bikini

  8. Al Pacino Bandana
    Deacon Jones
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    “WHO…put the…viagRA…inmycoffee?”

  9. Anderson Cooper
    dotmatrix
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    *giggle*

  10. January Jones Pregnant
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    That baby’s going to be born with hypothermia.

  11. Leslie Mann
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    Funny as shit and hot to look at.

  12. Benjamin Millepied
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    Le douche

  13. Jojo
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    Who who?

  14. Benjamin Millepied
    catapostrophe
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    His old lady just made herself laugh again.

  15. Andrew Dice Clay
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    What’s the deal with the cycling/weightlifting gloves? Clearly he does neither.

  16. Carrie Fisher Weight Loss
    dotmatrix
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    When does the Jenny Craig thing start to kick in?

  17. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    your mom
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    “Did you REALLY think it’d be a good idea to shop for rings on your own?”

  18. Paula Labaredas
    Deacon Jones
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    This is like a hotter, sluttier version of that bitch from True Blood.

  19. Jon Hamm
    your mom
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    He can melt my server any way he likes….

  20. Anderson Cooper
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “Feeling a little woozy? It will pass… We are still in New York, but the year is1963″

  21. Katie Holmes
    Richard McBeef
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    Just had her unborn fetus audited into the medical waste bin.

  22. Rose McGowan
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    This tanning bed goes up to 11.

  23. Victoria Silvstedt
    dotmatrix
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    Don’t need no spindizzy, those things already defy gravity.

  24. Weirdo

    With her mouth open like that and those funbags I can see the potential for a good time!

  25. Victoria Silvstedt
    Deacon Jones
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    lol…fuck it, I’d move in if I was there in the pool.

  26. Samantha Ronson Twin Sister Charlotte
    Cindy
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    Who are these people?

  27. Samantha Ronson Twin Sister Charlotte
    Sweenis McFrecklenut
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    I bet she has a stinky vagina

  28. Rose McGowan
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    What the hell is she wearing? She looks like one of Shatner’s love interests in an original Star Trek episode.

  29. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    JustHereForTheLaughs
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    I see she decided to cover up the runaway boob today…. still, it doesn’t help her face any.

  30. Jennifer Love Hewitt
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    Open mouth, looks like she’s gonna take a big one in for the team.

  31. Rose McGowan
    Amber
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    Is that a bald spot?!

  32. Bristol Palin Mud Mask Tripp
    poo2pee
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    Her body is starting to reject the lab-created human skin!

  33. Bristol Palin Mud Mask Tripp
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    “And what do we do to people with dark skin, Tripp?”

  34. Rocky

    You know her girdle is one size too big

  35. Barney Stinson

    God damn, she be fine!

  36. Carrie Fisher Weight Loss
    Amber
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    OMG, I thought it was Roseanne Barr!

  37. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    The Brown Streak
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    Sadly, the navajo living in the teepee was forced to smell fish for the rest of his life.

  38. Victoria Silvstedt
    kris
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    I wonder how long that guy can hold his breath before passing out.. (goes underwater)”please let her leave, please let her leave, for the love of God please make her leave”

  39. Geri Halliwell Cleavage
    Barney Stinson
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    MMMMMotorboat!!!!!!!!

  40. Jon Hamm
    The Brown Streak
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    He has to check for a dick every once in a while to remind himself that he is not Mia Hamm.

  41. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    pdan
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    I see she’s now stooped to pre-emptively wearing two of the three acceptable engagement rings. At this point, 98% of marrying her is just showing up.

  42. Judd Apatow Belly
    nobody
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    Judd Half -A-Cow

  43. Bristol Palin Mud Mask Tripp
    The Brown Streak
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    Well, the kid said he wanted a dirty snowball.

  44. Jennifer Love Hewitt
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    Why is she wearing a cone of shame around her ass? Never mind.

  45. Samantha Ronson Twin Sister Charlotte
    The Brown Streak
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    Dammi, Fish…why can’t you be posting more pics of Charlotte than Samuel?

  46. Bristol Palin Mud Mask Tripp
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    Two girls, one cup and a baby. Minus a girl and a cup.

  47. Benjamin Millepied
    Bubba
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    Uhhhh, who?

  48. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    The Pope
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    “Awwwwwww, you don’t want to marry me either? But I have the rings in my purse. And the key to my heart on a chain around my neck. And…tits.”

  49. Samantha Ronson Twin Sister Charlotte
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    Which one munches?

  50. Bristol Palin Mud Mask Tripp
    pdan
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    I think she “ricked” her partner: http://www.avclub.com/articles/august-17-2011,60497/

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