Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where once again we’ve experienced a few server issues that we’re blaming entirely on the devastating effects of a beardless Jon Hamm returning to the Internets. (Read: Fish humped the server after making it tell him, “This coffee is terrible!”) We’ve also got Samantha Ronson making a real-life before- and after- advertisement for coming in contact with Lindsay‘s geodes, as well as January Jones who looks like she’s now almost as far along as Judd Apatow.
Victoria Silvstedt‘s bikini at the end will probably melt our server’s face off again, so enjoy it while you can,
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she looks happy
Yes, that is the face of ecstacy. No doubt about it.
So the kid likes to eat dirt. With a name like that he’d better get used to it.
How is she not sobbing in this pic?
This girl is the anti-Lindsay. She’s had big beautiful tits we’ve all been dying to see for 10 plus years – but she has never share them. Instead we get to see her sag into oblivion.
woops shared – not share
He couldn’t decide on a superfluous scarf or wearing his pants backwards.
Why are we getting pics of this D-list has-been?
Becuase he’s appearing on Entourage this season.
I want the sperm back that I spent on Princess Lea in a bikini
“WHO…put the…viagRA…inmycoffee?”
*giggle*
That baby’s going to be born with hypothermia.
Funny as shit and hot to look at.
Le douche
Who who?
It’s pronounced Yoyo. She came up with a new diet.
His old lady just made herself laugh again.
What’s the deal with the cycling/weightlifting gloves? Clearly he does neither.
When does the Jenny Craig thing start to kick in?
“Did you REALLY think it’d be a good idea to shop for rings on your own?”
This is like a hotter, sluttier version of that bitch from True Blood.
He can melt my server any way he likes….
DAMMIT MOM!
“Feeling a little woozy? It will pass… We are still in New York, but the year is1963″
Just had her unborn fetus audited into the medical waste bin.
This tanning bed goes up to 11.
^ +1
Don’t need no spindizzy, those things already defy gravity.
With her mouth open like that and those funbags I can see the potential for a good time!
lol…fuck it, I’d move in if I was there in the pool.
Who are these people?
I bet she has a stinky vagina
What the hell is she wearing? She looks like one of Shatner’s love interests in an original Star Trek episode.
looks like she is competing with JLH for a Marvel comics husband.
“What is…’kiss’?”
I see she decided to cover up the runaway boob today…. still, it doesn’t help her face any.
Open mouth, looks like she’s gonna take a big one in for the team.
Is that a bald spot?!
Her body is starting to reject the lab-created human skin!
“And what do we do to people with dark skin, Tripp?”
You know her girdle is one size too big
God damn, she be fine!
OMG, I thought it was Roseanne Barr!
Sadly, the navajo living in the teepee was forced to smell fish for the rest of his life.
+1
I wonder how long that guy can hold his breath before passing out.. (goes underwater)”please let her leave, please let her leave, for the love of God please make her leave”
MMMMMotorboat!!!!!!!!
you motorboatin sunovabitch
He has to check for a dick every once in a while to remind himself that he is not Mia Hamm.
No, that’s what David Beckham does.
Shit…I didn’t even see that, and it’s right underneath!
I see she’s now stooped to pre-emptively wearing two of the three acceptable engagement rings. At this point, 98% of marrying her is just showing up.
Judd Half -A-Cow
Well, the kid said he wanted a dirty snowball.
Why is she wearing a cone of shame around her ass? Never mind.
Dammi, Fish…why can’t you be posting more pics of Charlotte than Samuel?
Two girls, one cup and a baby. Minus a girl and a cup.
Uhhhh, who?
“Awwwwwww, you don’t want to marry me either? But I have the rings in my purse. And the key to my heart on a chain around my neck. And…tits.”
Which one munches?
I think she “ricked” her partner: http://www.avclub.com/articles/august-17-2011,60497/