superficial

  1. Fletch

    Hasn’t this bitch popped that thing out yet?

  2. That baby’s going to be born with hypothermia.

  3. The Brown Streak

    Sadly, January Jone’s trip to Virgina caused some serious problems…

  4. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Who can turn the world on with her smile? Who can take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?….

  5. MrsWrong

    I’m going to wager the baby will be spawned in 2 months and due to the lack of talent and imagination of the mother will be named October Vaughn. (I’m also sure her shortcomings are genetic.) My money is on Halloween when all demons rise…a girl, 6 lb 9 oz…I’ll put $20 on it

  6. She’s using that thing like a cow catcher on a train “one side! one side!”

  7. “Baby daddy? No? Ok….Baby daddy? No? Ok….”

  8. Jerube

    I can’t wait till she sues the father for support … weeeeeeee … drama!

  9. Uncle Phil

    When her water breaks, it’s gonna come out like a Slurpee. Blue or red would be the only question.

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