The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.24.11

August 24th, 2011 // 435 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where once again we’ve experienced a few server issues that we’re blaming entirely on the devastating effects of a beardless Jon Hamm returning to the Internets. (Read: Fish humped the server after making it tell him, “This coffee is terrible!”) We’ve also got Samantha Ronson making a real-life before- and after- advertisement for coming in contact with Lindsay‘s geodes, as well as January Jones who looks like she’s now almost as far along as Judd Apatow.

Victoria Silvstedt‘s bikini at the end will probably melt our server’s face off again, so enjoy it while you can,

- Photo Boy

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Photos: Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Ego, the living planet
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    Would hit

  2. Anderson Cooper
    beauty
    Commented on this photo:

    love you papito

  3. Bristol Palin Mud Mask Tripp
    Richard McBeef
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    blackface or just shit smeared all over face? to tough to call which she might prefer.

  4. Anderson Cooper
    Richard McBeef
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    no longer just for workwear for farmers, carhartt has corned the nyc gay backpack scene.

  5. Jennifer Love Hewitt
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    “man !taking it up the ass from a Marvel comics penciler is the worst!”

  6. Bristol Palin Mud Mask Tripp
    it had to be said
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    Bristol, this is why you have a private FB. You post shit like this for Granny Two-Guns and the rest of the clan to see, not for the whole world.

  7. Samantha Ronson Twin Sister Charlotte
    Kelce
    Commented on this photo:

    This is you, this is you on drugs. Any questions?

  8. Samantha Ronson Twin Sister Charlotte
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Twin sister? Fraternal, not identical, right? Shit.

  9. Samantha Ronson Twin Sister Charlotte
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow she’d have been bangable if she wasn’t a lezbian crackhead

  10. Judd Apatow Belly
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    40 inches . . .

  11. Samantha Ronson Twin Sister Charlotte
    Commented on this photo:

    so that’s what she would look like if she were a girl.

  12. Andrew Dice Clay
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Hickory dickory dock, has anyone seen my cock?

  13. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    neo
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    bet her veiny big tits tastes goood. bitch is one the sexiest ho’s in the world

  14. Andrew Dice Clay
    Commented on this photo:

    shit russel from housewives got fat…..oh nvm

  15. Al Pacino Bandana
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Say hello to my geriatric friend . . .

  16. Andrew Dice Clay
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    To all of you who never even used to be funny, the Diceman says Ooooh!

  17. Katie Holmes
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like she just got another Cruise cornholing.

  18. Jojo
    neo
    Commented on this photo:

    pre-lindsey lohan. give her 1 year and she will a coked up whore. jus like i like them

  19. Ed Harris
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Ha! I thought he was carrying around a fly swatter or something.

  20. Paula Labaredas
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    So, this is some sort of pimps and hos party?

  21. See Alice

    Getting wider I see

  22. January Jones Pregnant
    Fletch
    Commented on this photo:

    Hasn’t this bitch popped that thing out yet?

  23. Carrie Fisher Weight Loss
    Richard McBeef
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    she might have been alright 25 years ago, but she would be first in line for the scarlacc today.

  24. Victoria Silvstedt
    wowza
    Commented on this photo:

    You guys wanna know a secret?

  25. Victoria Silvstedt
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d hit it.

  26. Samantha Ronson Twin Sister Charlotte
    DogBoy
    Commented on this photo:

    She what eatin pussy does to you?

  27. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    MisterSuccint
    Commented on this photo:

    The long-lost Olsen triplet.

  28. Rose McGowan
    neo
    Commented on this photo:

    u had to fuckk up yur face u dumb bitch. u used ta be fine. now you loook like every other ugly botoxed whore here in mexico/LA

  29. Katie Holmes
    Fletch
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    Those are some serious veins

  30. Anderson Cooper
    MisterSuccint
    Commented on this photo:

    “I thought Alan Cummings’ outfit yesterday was quite fetching.”

  31. Victoria Silvstedt
    neo
    Commented on this photo:

    THE WORLDS PERFECT WOMAN. I SAID IT, FOR IT IS TRUE

  32. Bristol Palin Mud Mask Tripp
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    How Not to Train Your Dragon

  33. Benjamin Millepied
    Commented on this photo:

    Good lord, he even has disdain for his phone! Does his Frenchness know no bounds??!?!?

  34. Victoria Silvstedt
    Richard McBeef
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    So I guess we are just expected to masturbate ourselves back to 1996?

  35. Paula Labaredas
    MisterSuccint
    Commented on this photo:

    JLH take note: this is how leopard-print should fit.

  36. Rose McGowan
    Commented on this photo:

    it’s amazing what one minute in the sun can do .

  37. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Commented on this photo:

    In my mind, she’s not wearing underpants.

  38. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    I would make her wear her skirt the entire time.

  39. Bristol Palin Mud Mask Tripp
    Commented on this photo:

    looks like the same shit everybody else posts on FB

  40. Imogen Thomas Caprice Bourret
    Commented on this photo:

    Why does Caprice look like an optical illusion next to her? Oh right, Immogen has large breasts, nevermind…

  41. Samantha Ronson Twin Sister Charlotte
    Commented on this photo:

    guess who got the retard gene

  42. Judd Apatow Belly
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes…yes it is 40, Judd.

  43. Andrew Dice Clay
    Commented on this photo:

    Pay attention, all you Jersey Shore assholes. This is you in 20 years.

  44. Charlize Theron See Through Shirt
    Commented on this photo:

    Love the sexy librarian look.

  45. Bristol Palin Mud Mask Tripp
    sohoho
    Commented on this photo:

    Another Casey Anthony in the making….

  46. Andrew Dice Clay
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    God help the woman this man rolls onto.

  47. Anderson Cooper
    Commented on this photo:

    “yes I wax my mangina.”

  48. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    timmy the dying boy
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that a cassette? What’s she doing with a cassette?

  49. Al Pacino Bandana
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    “Well, I was born without the top of my skull so my mom put this hairband on me to cover it up and then the bones grew together …”

  50. Al Pacino Bandana
    Commented on this photo:

    enough with the headbands, Jackie Stallone.

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