Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where once again we’ve experienced a few server issues that we’re blaming entirely on the devastating effects of a beardless Jon Hamm returning to the Internets. (Read: Fish humped the server after making it tell him, “This coffee is terrible!”) We’ve also got Samantha Ronson making a real-life before- and after- advertisement for coming in contact with Lindsay‘s geodes, as well as January Jones who looks like she’s now almost as far along as Judd Apatow.
Victoria Silvstedt‘s bikini at the end will probably melt our server’s face off again, so enjoy it while you can,
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Would hit
Would hardly miss
Can hardly wait.
love you papito
+1
blackface or just shit smeared all over face? to tough to call which she might prefer.
I’d walk a million miles
For one of your smiles,
My M-a-m-m-y !
no longer just for workwear for farmers, carhartt has corned the nyc gay backpack scene.
“man !taking it up the ass from a Marvel comics penciler is the worst!”
Bristol, this is why you have a private FB. You post shit like this for Granny Two-Guns and the rest of the clan to see, not for the whole world.
Actually all FB should be private. In fact, how bout just shutting that PoS down.
And she posted this to Twitter which is even worse.
This is you, this is you on drugs. Any questions?
Twin sister? Fraternal, not identical, right? Shit.
Of course they’re fraternal twins…If they were identical, they’d both be girls.
Wow she’d have been bangable if she wasn’t a lezbian crackhead
40 inches . . .
so that’s what she would look like if she were a girl.
Hickory dickory dock, has anyone seen my cock?
Hickory Dickory doo… can you give me a quarter too?
Old mother hubbard went to the cupboard,
To break off a piece of Toblerone.
But to her despair,
Andrew Dice Clay was there,
Eating everything in the god damn house
bet her veiny big tits tastes goood. bitch is one the sexiest ho’s in the world
shit russel from housewives got fat…..oh nvm
Say hello to my geriatric friend . . .
To all of you who never even used to be funny, the Diceman says Ooooh!
She looks like she just got another Cruise cornholing.
I would feel that dirty too!
pre-lindsey lohan. give her 1 year and she will a coked up whore. jus like i like them
Ha! I thought he was carrying around a fly swatter or something.
So, this is some sort of pimps and hos party?
Getting wider I see
Hasn’t this bitch popped that thing out yet?
Her timing’s off on-screen, why should it be any different here?
Lol.
she might have been alright 25 years ago, but she would be first in line for the scarlacc today.
You guys wanna know a secret?
I’d hit it.
For 5K and a ride home, you can.
She what eatin pussy does to you?
The long-lost Olsen triplet.
u had to fuckk up yur face u dumb bitch. u used ta be fine. now you loook like every other ugly botoxed whore here in mexico/LA
Those are some serious veins
“I thought Alan Cummings’ outfit yesterday was quite fetching.”
THE WORLDS PERFECT WOMAN. I SAID IT, FOR IT IS TRUE
How Not to Train Your Dragon
Good lord, he even has disdain for his phone! Does his Frenchness know no bounds??!?!?
So I guess we are just expected to masturbate ourselves back to 1996?
+666
JLH take note: this is how leopard-print should fit.
it’s amazing what one minute in the sun can do .
In my mind, she’s not wearing underpants.
I would make her wear her skirt the entire time.
looks like the same shit everybody else posts on FB
Why does Caprice look like an optical illusion next to her? Oh right, Immogen has large breasts, nevermind…
guess who got the retard gene
Yes…yes it is 40, Judd.
Pay attention, all you Jersey Shore assholes. This is you in 20 years.
maybe 10
Do I hear 5?
Its already Snookie and Dina
Love the sexy librarian look.
ha ha, I literally just thought that too…… mmmmm
I think it’s more the sexy Billy Bob Thornton in U-Turn look, actually.
Actually with her you always can say “I Love the sexy look”
Another Casey Anthony in the making….
God help the woman this man rolls onto.
“yes I wax my mangina.”
Is that a cassette? What’s she doing with a cassette?
“Well, I was born without the top of my skull so my mom put this hairband on me to cover it up and then the bones grew together …”
enough with the headbands, Jackie Stallone.
I think he’s trying real hard to get an endorsement from JiffyPop.