The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.22.12

August 22nd, 2012 // 490 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, coming at you slightly early because the Internet fell completely into Prince Harry‘s royal naked b-hole and it’s swirling ginger vortex of newslessness. Although I did still manage to round up a nice little collection of celebrity weirdness for you, including January Jones‘s perpetual bitch-face, the most flattering pic I could find of Alicia Silverstone, nice try, Jennifer Love Hewitt, but even blackface isn’t going to trick Jaime Kennedy, and finally, that fact that Fergie is a full-grown, penis-bearing man in no way sways me from declaring that her weird shirt angle is a pregnant belly.

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- Photo Boy

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  1. Cesar Millan
    Bouncy Castle
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    How much will y’all pay me to nip round there and push him in?

  2. Alicia Silverstone
    Mateo
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    Man look at those gums.

  3. January Jones Sunglasses Bitchface Son Xander
    Ugh
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    The misogyny here is disgusting.

  4. Kevin Federline Scruffy Beard
    Janice
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    How nice, he got a new job filling Casper Smart’s car.

  5. Audrina Patridge Cleavage
    girl
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    Ol’ ceiling eyes.

  6. Audrina Patridge Cleavage
    mackoff
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    Too much space between the boobs

  7. Gary Oldman Smashing Face On Glass
    Ruckus
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    “Check out the size of those shrimp Gary!!”
    “Yes Brett, I can see.”

  8. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Swimsuit Twitter
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    [img]http://zipmeme.com/uploads/generated/g1345739147563692017.jpg[/img]

  9. January Jones Sunglasses Bitchface Son Xander
    MoNikita
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    Don’t put your arm around Mommy. Don’t look Mommy in the eyes. Don’t show any affection. Feelings are bad !

  10. Alicia Silverstone
    MoNikita
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    AND ISN´T IT IRONIC…DONTCHA THINK !!!

  11. Kevin Federline Scruffy Beard
    MoNikita
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    Ok I’m full, now the car…

  12. Cesar Millan
    MoNikita
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    I’M THE KING OF THE……DOG WORLD !!!

  13. Adrian Grenier Beard Long Hair
    King Diamond
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    Promo shots for “Quest For Fire” Reboot or auditions as the Wookie for the upcoming Star Wars Movie, or Kim Kardawhaters stunt double.

  14. Adrian Grenier Beard Long Hair
    King Diamond
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    Or the half way point of Bruce Banners transition to the Hulk?

  15. Alicia Silverstone
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    *SNORT-SNORT* HHHAAAAAAARGH

  16. Rita Rusic Bikini
    arnieblackblack
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    No idea who the fuck she is. googles it. hopes it’s spraying self with mace

  17. Jamie Kennedy
    arnieblackblack
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    This ginger cunt was never, ever funny. But on the street in this photo everyone’s lol’ing. Fake, I say, fake dammit!!!

  18. Alicia Silverstone
    JK
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    That’s her feeding the baby face.

  19. Jennifer Grey Butt Tight Leather Pants Dirty Dancing 25th Anniversary
    arnieblackblack
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    In the poo at 52, where she don’t pee at 53, in her back door at 54…

  20. Jennifer Hudson
    arnieblackblack
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    I liked her more when she was a plumper. Her face looked better-er and different-er

  21. Elisabeth Moss Dyed Blond Hair Butt Tight Dress
    arnieblackblack
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    Rough as builders arse/ass crack

  22. Jessica Chastain
    arnieblackblack
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    How do you get rid of excess pubic hair? Spit it out…bdumdumtish!

  23. Geri Halliwell Butt Crack
    arnieblackblack
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    She’s got divorcee body – doughy and keen to please

  24. Audrina Patridge Cleavage
    Alice Pooper
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    i’m smitten with this cyborg kitten

  25. Alicia Silverstone
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    They had her play Batgirl, but from this pic I say she would’ve made a much more effective Joker.

  26. Adrian Grenier Beard Long Hair
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    Never watched his show.

  27. Tyra Banks Butt Tight Dress Duck Lips Twitter
    Cookie
    Commented on this photo:

    BOOTY TOOCH!

  28. Kevin Federline Scruffy Beard
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    The biggest man-whore in recent memory finds himself in a quandry at the pump.

  29. Jamie Kennedy
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    “Would someone get these hos up off me?”

  30. Jennifer Grey Butt Tight Leather Pants Dirty Dancing 25th Anniversary
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    52? What the fuck? I’ll fuck her. She put so much effort into looking so young, I have to show my appreciation.

  31. Audrina Patridge Cleavage
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    I want to wreck that ass. All day, every day.

  32. Elisabeth Moss Dyed Blond Hair Butt Tight Dress
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    she’s pretty hot. I have no idea who she is though.

  33. Rita Rusic Bikini
    HollywoodOutsider
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    That’s one long-ass tampon string.

  34. Jessica Chastain
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    I fucking love this sexy redhead.

  35. Carrie Fisher With Dog In Airport
    HollywoodOutsider
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    She’s looking a bit Palpatine-y.

  36. Adrian Grenier Beard Long Hair
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    This guy is hairier than a sasquatch on Rogaine.

  37. Ari Graynor Cleavage
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    Too much space in between the nipples.

  38. Jennifer Grey Butt Tight Leather Pants Dirty Dancing 25th Anniversary
    Commented on this photo:

    *Patrick Swayze not pictured.

    Too soon?

  39. Jennifer Hudson
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    Cake.

    Nom Nom Nom Nom

  40. Carrie Fisher With Dog In Airport
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    Remake with Jabba the Hut.

  41. Fergie Baby Bump Legs
    Anderson Pooper
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    I don’t know what you’re all talking about. Her face has never looked better than it does right here.

  42. Carrie Fisher With Dog In Airport
    The Howitzer
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    Jabba and Salacious Crumb out for a stroll…

  43. Ari Graynor Cleavage
    cookie
    Commented on this photo:

    Srry but that dress is UGLY

  44. Alicia Silverstone
    Loe
    Commented on this photo:

    ERMARGHERDD!! VERRGAN PIRRZA!!

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