Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, coming at you slightly early because the Internet fell completely into Prince Harry‘s royal naked b-hole and it’s swirling ginger vortex of newslessness. Although I did still manage to round up a nice little collection of celebrity weirdness for you, including January Jones‘s perpetual bitch-face, the most flattering pic I could find of Alicia Silverstone, nice try, Jennifer Love Hewitt, but even blackface isn’t going to trick Jaime Kennedy, and finally, that fact that Fergie is a full-grown, penis-bearing man in no way sways me from declaring that her weird shirt angle is a pregnant belly.
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How much will y’all pay me to nip round there and push him in?
Man look at those gums.
The misogyny here is disgusting.
So is walking around with a stick up your ass.
We don’t hate normal women. We hate this ice bitch on wheels.
How nice, he got a new job filling Casper Smart’s car.
Ol’ ceiling eyes.
Too much space between the boobs
“Check out the size of those shrimp Gary!!”
“Yes Brett, I can see.”
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Don’t put your arm around Mommy. Don’t look Mommy in the eyes. Don’t show any affection. Feelings are bad !
AND ISN´T IT IRONIC…DONTCHA THINK !!!
Ok I’m full, now the car…
I’M THE KING OF THE……DOG WORLD !!!
Promo shots for “Quest For Fire” Reboot or auditions as the Wookie for the upcoming Star Wars Movie, or Kim Kardawhaters stunt double.
Or the half way point of Bruce Banners transition to the Hulk?
*SNORT-SNORT* HHHAAAAAAARGH
No idea who the fuck she is. googles it. hopes it’s spraying self with mace
This ginger cunt was never, ever funny. But on the street in this photo everyone’s lol’ing. Fake, I say, fake dammit!!!
That’s her feeding the baby face.
In the poo at 52, where she don’t pee at 53, in her back door at 54…
I liked her more when she was a plumper. Her face looked better-er and different-er
Rough as builders arse/ass crack
How do you get rid of excess pubic hair? Spit it out…bdumdumtish!
She’s got divorcee body – doughy and keen to please
i’m smitten with this cyborg kitten
They had her play Batgirl, but from this pic I say she would’ve made a much more effective Joker.
Never watched his show.
BOOTY TOOCH!
The biggest man-whore in recent memory finds himself in a quandry at the pump.
“Would someone get these hos up off me?”
52? What the fuck? I’ll fuck her. She put so much effort into looking so young, I have to show my appreciation.
I want to wreck that ass. All day, every day.
she’s pretty hot. I have no idea who she is though.
That’s one long-ass tampon string.
I fucking love this sexy redhead.
She’s looking a bit Palpatine-y.
This guy is hairier than a sasquatch on Rogaine.
Too much space in between the nipples.
*Patrick Swayze not pictured.
Too soon?
Cake.
Nom Nom Nom Nom
Remake with Jabba the Hut.
I don’t know what you’re all talking about. Her face has never looked better than it does right here.
Jabba and Salacious Crumb out for a stroll…
Srry but that dress is UGLY
ERMARGHERDD!! VERRGAN PIRRZA!!