Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, coming at you slightly early because the Internet fell completely into Prince Harry‘s royal naked b-hole and it’s swirling ginger vortex of newslessness. Although I did still manage to round up a nice little collection of celebrity weirdness for you, including January Jones‘s perpetual bitch-face, the most flattering pic I could find of Alicia Silverstone, nice try, Jennifer Love Hewitt, but even blackface isn’t going to trick Jaime Kennedy, and finally, that fact that Fergie is a full-grown, penis-bearing man in no way sways me from declaring that her weird shirt angle is a pregnant belly.
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yea boyyyyyeeee filling tha tankz
I know there’s a joke in here about slave Leia and Jabba’s baby, but I just can’t put it together yet.
Also the leash could be mentioned….I don’t know. Let’s give up. It’s been done.
“DON’T JUMP!!!”
too soon?
Nah, just a little shove should do it!
I’m guessing the guy to his right is the “top”.
We definitely know who’s pitching and who’s catching.
mmm fake plastic woman
never got why everyone says she’s a man in drag, just looks like an ugly chick to me
“Oh, crap. I took it to $10.04. But wait – I think I had a nickle in the cup holder!”
look closely and you’ll see he’s actually checking out the guy in front of him’s package and not the woman’s ass
(que toad-in-a-hole joke here that i’m too drunk to think of right now)
The Dude? Is that you?
Poor baby thinks he is being raised in Arctic north. No kid, your mom is just really icy.
Maybe that kid should prepare for the cold. As a bastard, he’ll be sent to the Night’s Watch when he turns 18.
that kid looks so much like sudeikis…. i think we have our answer, mrsmass lol
No wonder she’s like that, the kid spent the whole morning trying to sell her a second hand car
i bet its a drug sniffing dog
We’re down here, hun
Quack! Quack!
Ugh. I’ve always thought he looked dirty and ugly.
He’s not clean, ask the ladies that gave him the BJs.
whoa. who is this lady? bitch got photoshopped.
And that is how you mime
Poor Bastard
does anyone else think lana del rey kinda looks like her?
“He who controls the spice controls the universe.”
Well … not so much anymore.
Nothing more becoming than a grown woman emulating attention-starved teenagers from Facebook.
Yes! Good one.
Hopefully, her status updates don’t come with five exclamation points and excitement over… cheese.
Just… hopefully.
so since nobody seems to have any idea who this woman is I’ll propose a question to try and get the conversation going: real boobs or fake? on one hand they’re staying round when she’s laying down (indicating fake) but on the other there’s some side fall-age going on suggesting real.
Those are about as genuine as the “meat” you get in a McDonalds hamburger.
I think the word you’re looking for is “McRib”
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It’s the viscoelastic effects of plastic in the sun. It starts to run at a noticeable rate when it gets too hot – hence the lateral distribution of the breasts in this image.
ask me if i care. next photo
She looked so much better with her real nose. No character to her face now.
Not pictured the publicist telling Fugly to keep shaking her hair until it covers her face.
Where’s her butt?
Her hand is on somthing that isn’t there…
he’d play a good Jesus.
No idea who this chick is but her ass is the only redeeming quality of this whole spread of pics.
I shouldn’t have to wait 23 pics in to find something worth beating off to.
Skip to the end of the gallery and work backwards, or scroll through the thumbnails and click on what you like.
More simply said: You are doing the internets wrong.
Or close your eyes and randomly go to any corner of the internet and find amazing porn that shames this beach skank.
I bet she had a good time dancing her ass off.
Best. Carl Malden impersonation. Ever.
Awesome thought! I think we may be the only ones here who know who Karl Malden isthough….pity…
Add me to that list. S.O.SF was one of my favorite shows.
By God, she is one miserable looking woman.
Don’cha just want to slap her?
Yo, We should make a shrine. Tupac has resurrected.
is that Jennifer from Basketball Wives?
Nah. It’s JLH on an Al Jolsen tip!
-” ewwwwww! Double dipping is gross!”
someone get the degreaser
Penn Badgley leads an Anti-Bullying March .. This guy is EFFEMINATE
Fat, sweaty, Moooooooooooooo!
Butterface and Butterbody
nice farewell finishing pic, the sunglasses-on look definitely suits her
Sunglasses on and distracting lack of ankles hidden.
Why choose a dress that emphasizes a barren wasteland? I think there’s supposed to be boobage in that gap.
Who else is thinking “Steven Tyler in drag”?
She’s lovely
Redundant.
First thought…”When did Steven Tyler become a ginger”
Between this and the feeding thing I believe it’s time for a Three Wolf Moon shirt: Silverstone edition.
Cover story of the national Enquirier. Jesus comes back as a Puerto Rican.
Smells like wet dog.
That is an insult to dogs everywhere.
Any Day
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Heresay has it that he’s one of the nicest celebrities around.
It’s probably much easier to be kind to paparazzi when you’ve never have to fight them to prevent upskirt photos.
The Pap’s had to be tipped off. No One could pick out this old Yenta in a crowd.
Doesn’t Twitter have some filter to block inappropriate images. There are innocent adults out there who could be traumatized by this!
Twitter might; but this is Twiter, according to the caption.
The very next second she hands it back to the nanny.