The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.22.12

August 22nd, 2012 // 490 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, coming at you slightly early because the Internet fell completely into Prince Harry‘s royal naked b-hole and it’s swirling ginger vortex of newslessness. Although I did still manage to round up a nice little collection of celebrity weirdness for you, including January Jones‘s perpetual bitch-face, the most flattering pic I could find of Alicia Silverstone, nice try, Jennifer Love Hewitt, but even blackface isn’t going to trick Jaime Kennedy, and finally, that fact that Fergie is a full-grown, penis-bearing man in no way sways me from declaring that her weird shirt angle is a pregnant belly.

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  1. Kevin Federline Scruffy Beard
    jones
    Commented on this photo:

    yea boyyyyyeeee filling tha tankz

  2. Carrie Fisher With Dog In Airport
    Beltliner
    Commented on this photo:

    I know there’s a joke in here about slave Leia and Jabba’s baby, but I just can’t put it together yet.

  3. Cesar Millan
    jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “DON’T JUMP!!!”

    too soon?

  4. Penn Badgley No Socks Rolled Up Pants Gossip Girl Set
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m guessing the guy to his right is the “top”.

  5. Audrina Patridge Cleavage
    jones
    Commented on this photo:

    mmm fake plastic woman

  6. Fergie Baby Bump Legs
    Gin&Tonic
    Commented on this photo:

    never got why everyone says she’s a man in drag, just looks like an ugly chick to me

  7. Kevin Federline Scruffy Beard
    I'mCool
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oh, crap. I took it to $10.04. But wait – I think I had a nickle in the cup holder!”

  8. Gordon Ramsay
    Gin&Tonic
    Commented on this photo:

    look closely and you’ll see he’s actually checking out the guy in front of him’s package and not the woman’s ass
    (que toad-in-a-hole joke here that i’m too drunk to think of right now)

  9. Gary Oldman Smashing Face On Glass
    TheBigLebowski
    Commented on this photo:

    The Dude? Is that you?

  10. January Jones Sunglasses Bitchface Son Xander
    Commented on this photo:

    Poor baby thinks he is being raised in Arctic north. No kid, your mom is just really icy.

  11. January Jones Sunglasses Bitchface Son Xander
    hatersgonhate
    Commented on this photo:

    that kid looks so much like sudeikis…. i think we have our answer, mrsmass lol

  12. January Jones Sunglasses Bitchface Son Xander
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    No wonder she’s like that, the kid spent the whole morning trying to sell her a second hand car

  13. Carrie Fisher With Dog In Airport
    jones
    Commented on this photo:

    i bet its a drug sniffing dog

  14. Audrina Patridge Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    We’re down here, hun

  15. Tyra Banks Butt Tight Dress Duck Lips Twitter
    BigOkie
    Commented on this photo:

    Quack! Quack!

  16. Adrian Grenier Beard Long Hair
    Carolyn
    Commented on this photo:

    Ugh. I’ve always thought he looked dirty and ugly.

  17. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Swimsuit Twitter
    adcomp
    Commented on this photo:

    whoa. who is this lady? bitch got photoshopped.

  18. Gary Oldman Smashing Face On Glass
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    And that is how you mime

  19. January Jones Sunglasses Bitchface Son Xander
    Bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    Poor Bastard

  20. January Jones Sunglasses Bitchface Son Xander
    adcomp
    Commented on this photo:

    does anyone else think lana del rey kinda looks like her?

  21. Geri Halliwell Butt Crack
    I'mCool
    Commented on this photo:

    “He who controls the spice controls the universe.”
    Well … not so much anymore.

  22. Tyra Banks Butt Tight Dress Duck Lips Twitter
    Joaquin ingles
    Commented on this photo:

    Nothing more becoming than a grown woman emulating attention-starved teenagers from Facebook.

  23. Rita Rusic Bikini
    Gin&Tonic
    Commented on this photo:

    so since nobody seems to have any idea who this woman is I’ll propose a question to try and get the conversation going: real boobs or fake? on one hand they’re staying round when she’s laying down (indicating fake) but on the other there’s some side fall-age going on suggesting real.

    • Cock Dr

      Those are about as genuine as the “meat” you get in a McDonalds hamburger.

    • The more you know...

      Rita Rusic is a 52 year old Croatian, but ethnically Italian, singer, actress, and producer. She released a book in 2008 titled “Jet Sex Diario erotico sentimentale”, and in 2010 appeared in several episodes of the Italian “Dancing With the Stars” as a replacement for Fabio Canino.

      Source: Wikipedia

    • hamtime

      It’s the viscoelastic effects of plastic in the sun. It starts to run at a noticeable rate when it gets too hot – hence the lateral distribution of the breasts in this image.

    • drunkenhating

      ask me if i care. next photo

  24. Jennifer Grey Butt Tight Leather Pants Dirty Dancing 25th Anniversary
    Carolyn
    Commented on this photo:

    She looked so much better with her real nose. No character to her face now.

  25. Fergie Baby Bump Legs
    Bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    Not pictured the publicist telling Fugly to keep shaking her hair until it covers her face.

  26. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Swimsuit Twitter
    Whoopi
    Commented on this photo:

    Where’s her butt?
    Her hand is on somthing that isn’t there…

  27. Adrian Grenier Beard Long Hair
    adcomp
    Commented on this photo:

    he’d play a good Jesus.

  28. Claudia Romani Bikini
    BigOkie
    Commented on this photo:

    No idea who this chick is but her ass is the only redeeming quality of this whole spread of pics.

    I shouldn’t have to wait 23 pics in to find something worth beating off to.

  29. Jennifer Grey Butt Tight Leather Pants Dirty Dancing 25th Anniversary
    Joaquin ingles
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet she had a good time dancing her ass off.

  30. Gary Oldman Smashing Face On Glass
    I'mCool
    Commented on this photo:

    Best. Carl Malden impersonation. Ever.

  31. January Jones Sunglasses Bitchface Son Xander
    Enidaj
    Commented on this photo:

    By God, she is one miserable looking woman.

  32. Tyra Banks Butt Tight Dress Duck Lips Twitter
    Bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    Yo, We should make a shrine. Tupac has resurrected.

  33. Jamie Kennedy
    adcomp
    Commented on this photo:

    is that Jennifer from Basketball Wives?

  34. Alicia Silverstone
    Whoopi
    Commented on this photo:

    -” ewwwwww! Double dipping is gross!”

  35. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Swimsuit Twitter
    Jimmy
    Commented on this photo:

    someone get the degreaser

  36. Penn Badgley No Socks Rolled Up Pants Gossip Girl Set
    Bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    Penn Badgley leads an Anti-Bullying March .. This guy is EFFEMINATE

  37. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Swimsuit Twitter
    ozmosis
    Commented on this photo:

    Fat, sweaty, Moooooooooooooo!

  38. Ari Graynor Cleavage
    Bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    Butterface and Butterbody

  39. Claudia Romani Bikini
    Gin&Tonic
    Commented on this photo:

    nice farewell finishing pic, the sunglasses-on look definitely suits her

  40. Ari Graynor Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    Why choose a dress that emphasizes a barren wasteland? I think there’s supposed to be boobage in that gap.

  41. Jessica Chastain
    dmbishop
    Commented on this photo:

    Who else is thinking “Steven Tyler in drag”?

  42. Alicia Silverstone
    Commented on this photo:

    Between this and the feeding thing I believe it’s time for a Three Wolf Moon shirt: Silverstone edition.

  43. Cesar Millan
    Bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    Cover story of the national Enquirier. Jesus comes back as a Puerto Rican.

  44. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Swimsuit Twitter
    Paul Ryan
    Commented on this photo:

    Smells like wet dog.

  45. Audrina Patridge Cleavage
    Bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    Any Day

  46. Jennifer Hudson
    Bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    Make up brought to you by Madame Toussad

  47. Gary Oldman Smashing Face On Glass
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Heresay has it that he’s one of the nicest celebrities around.
    It’s probably much easier to be kind to paparazzi when you’ve never have to fight them to prevent upskirt photos.

  48. Carrie Fisher With Dog In Airport
    Bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    The Pap’s had to be tipped off. No One could pick out this old Yenta in a crowd.

  49. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Swimsuit Twitter
    Inner Retard
    Commented on this photo:

    Doesn’t Twitter have some filter to block inappropriate images. There are innocent adults out there who could be traumatized by this!

  50. January Jones Sunglasses Bitchface Son Xander
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    The very next second she hands it back to the nanny.

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