Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, coming at you slightly early because the Internet fell completely into Prince Harry‘s royal naked b-hole and it’s swirling ginger vortex of newslessness. Although I did still manage to round up a nice little collection of celebrity weirdness for you, including January Jones‘s perpetual bitch-face, the most flattering pic I could find of Alicia Silverstone, nice try, Jennifer Love Hewitt, but even blackface isn’t going to trick Jaime Kennedy, and finally, that fact that Fergie is a full-grown, penis-bearing man in no way sways me from declaring that her weird shirt angle is a pregnant belly.
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You gotta love a gal who will pay someone to Photoshop half of her body out of a picture before posting it to Twitter.
If there was a way to bang her through photoshop, I’d do it. I could make my cock bigger and replace my skin color with something darker. Just sayin. I’m also, just saying MOOOOOOOO though, so yeah. I’ve got issues.
Which half?
Must get expen$ive.
It’s kind of sad to see a baby who’s already died inside because of a complete lack of maternal affection.
This no talent whore is so desperate to have people notice her.
Out of frame: Alanis waits like a baby bird for some of Alicia’s magical, pre-chewed food.
Is she at the Playboy mansion’s grotto? I hear they pee in the pool there…
That would be the “grotty”. You’re right otherwise.
the pool is filled with santorum.
Lets see.. A homo and a guy pissed off that e is sitting next to a homo.
“No, I am not Raul Julia reincarnate. Stop asking.” – Michael Shannon
Braaaaaaiiiiiiiinssss
Right now the man with the cardboard suitcase feels like a million dollars
No thanks. We don’t want to fuck a Kim Kardashian imposter.
Hmm.. Still looking good.
I agree, she could make me sooo happy
and then the Great Dane took a shit this big…
She’s given birth to a short, middle-aged man.
Lead singer of The Fray. Ears and all.
Gordon: Smell my finger
Lady in foreground: That was SOOOO embarrassing…..
Plastic pants are the way to go for long trips, eh Ferg?
Nice…
Damn. that sandwich went down without her even taking a bite.
Thats a cock sucking mouth. She could make a killing in porn.
MOO
she is so pathetic and insecure. her tits also look like bolt ons.
old and haggard
my god, what happened to cher?!?!
I see she didn’t get all the pubic hair out of her mouth. How else did you expect her to be able to get on tv?
her dress should be a foot longer…no one wants to see those thunder cottage cheese thighs
Thank you. Those thighs are offensive.
Promotion of his new show: Huge cock whisperer….
Check your local channels
love her bod…the face is a disaster
WHO FUCKING CARES
I love the bikini. But it probably wouldn’t look so good on fishbelly white skin.
I heard she likes cable but she’s more suited for DSL…
There’s no way he had brain cancer
There’s no way he’s straight.
Terminator model T-700 was easily detected by humans due to it’s synthetic, rubbery skin.
Behold the ice queen and the bastard.
I’m finally BACK!
I can post on the website again, and th—-oh, it’s Rita Rusic, Im fucking out of here ;-)
Yay Deac!
Exactly. You picked the wrong day, my friend.
Every day’s the wrong day on this site! Enough of the Rustic chick!
I might not like Kardassian, but at least I get a giggle out of her ludicrous photoshopped crap. This Rusic chick is getting old (yes, I said it).
guy in the mirror: “is…is she..is she having a seizure? should i do something?”
answer to the question: yes, absolutely. take a pic of the dumb B and post it on twitter then leave and come back in a few hours after she’s done twitching to steal her credit cards.
“HA HA, No Thanks… I’m gay.”
“HA HA, No Thanks… I’m no longer relevant.”
look, Pa! no pubes!
I miss her big nose :(
I know, why can’t they just put it back on?
I tried out for the part of the Alien in Resurrection by doing this!
Unfortunately, the front row failed to recognize the clear sign that they were about to be fed.
Imma go to hell for saying it but that is one dumb looking kid. Also, mommie looks like a fountain of maternal affection.
JK, she looks like one loveless bitch
Again–would do. Of this I am certain: she knows… stuff.
Skewed gum to teeth ratio.
least of her problems right now. i’d go with the obvious skewded food to teeth ratio issue
Great smile!
I don’t know … the funny thing about this girl – as much as I try to look at her big chest, those crazy eyes keep drawing me in. I didn’t really see the smile until I read your comment.
Are the eyes always looking up? Or they wander and she has to reel them back in? I’m so confused.
do we know who this kid’s dad is?
Iceman. He’s the only man who could penetrate her and survive.
It’s common knowledge, or at least I thought it was, that the child is Matthew Vaughn’s, as in Claudia Schiffer’s husband, as in … they’re still married. The baby looks exactly like him.
No way, kid looks just like Jason Sudeikis.
Cutest hobo evarr.
she had the time of her life…but she lost it in rhinoplasty.
“I only pump premium, bitch! That is, when Brit-Brit is payin’.”
Thank God his Kia takes 87 octane.
Get the FUCK over yourself, bitch.
Pictured above – the man left severely traumatised after the annual Running of the Pudgy Women in New York
she doesn’t look too bad from this angle
Can you please change the caption to say random mom like woman at the beach? I think if I really really try, I can jerk off to this.
Only the boobs keep this from being completely unspankable.
the mons pubis tease sorta does it for me. I’m talking about jerking off to that sliver of a shadow.