The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.22.12

August 22nd, 2012 // 490 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, coming at you slightly early because the Internet fell completely into Prince Harry‘s royal naked b-hole and it’s swirling ginger vortex of newslessness. Although I did still manage to round up a nice little collection of celebrity weirdness for you, including January Jones‘s perpetual bitch-face, the most flattering pic I could find of Alicia Silverstone, nice try, Jennifer Love Hewitt, but even blackface isn’t going to trick Jaime Kennedy, and finally, that fact that Fergie is a full-grown, penis-bearing man in no way sways me from declaring that her weird shirt angle is a pregnant belly.

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  1. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Swimsuit Twitter
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    You gotta love a gal who will pay someone to Photoshop half of her body out of a picture before posting it to Twitter.

  2. January Jones Sunglasses Bitchface Son Xander
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s kind of sad to see a baby who’s already died inside because of a complete lack of maternal affection.

  3. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Swimsuit Twitter
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    This no talent whore is so desperate to have people notice her.

  4. Alicia Silverstone
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    Out of frame: Alanis waits like a baby bird for some of Alicia’s magical, pre-chewed food.

  5. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Swimsuit Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    Is she at the Playboy mansion’s grotto? I hear they pee in the pool there…

  6. Michael Shannon Paul Rudd Grace Photocall
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    Lets see.. A homo and a guy pissed off that e is sitting next to a homo.

  7. Michael Shannon Paul Rudd Grace Photocall
    Matty
    Commented on this photo:

    “No, I am not Raul Julia reincarnate. Stop asking.” – Michael Shannon

  8. Alicia Silverstone
    Turd Ferguson
    Commented on this photo:

    Braaaaaaiiiiiiiinssss

  9. Carrie Fisher With Dog In Airport
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Right now the man with the cardboard suitcase feels like a million dollars

  10. Jamie Kennedy
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    No thanks. We don’t want to fuck a Kim Kardashian imposter.

  11. Jennifer Grey Butt Tight Leather Pants Dirty Dancing 25th Anniversary
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    Hmm.. Still looking good.

  12. Cesar Millan
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    and then the Great Dane took a shit this big…

  13. January Jones Sunglasses Bitchface Son Xander
    Rapsutin's Evil Twin
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s given birth to a short, middle-aged man.

  14. Gordon Ramsay
    Commented on this photo:

    Gordon: Smell my finger
    Lady in foreground: That was SOOOO embarrassing…..

  15. Fergie Baby Bump Legs
    Commented on this photo:

    Plastic pants are the way to go for long trips, eh Ferg?

  16. Ari Graynor Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice…

  17. Jennifer Hudson
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn. that sandwich went down without her even taking a bite.
    Thats a cock sucking mouth. She could make a killing in porn.

  18. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Swimsuit Twitter
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    MOO

  19. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Swimsuit Twitter
    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    she is so pathetic and insecure. her tits also look like bolt ons.

  20. Fergie Baby Bump Legs
    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    old and haggard

  21. Alicia Silverstone
    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    my god, what happened to cher?!?!

  22. Jessica Chastain
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    I see she didn’t get all the pubic hair out of her mouth. How else did you expect her to be able to get on tv?

  23. Jamie Kennedy
    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    her dress should be a foot longer…no one wants to see those thunder cottage cheese thighs

  24. Cesar Millan
    Commented on this photo:

    Promotion of his new show: Huge cock whisperer….
    Check your local channels

  25. Claudia Romani Bikini
    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    love her bod…the face is a disaster

  26. Rita Rusic Bikini
    SOB
    Commented on this photo:

    WHO FUCKING CARES

  27. Claudia Romani Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I love the bikini. But it probably wouldn’t look so good on fishbelly white skin.

  28. Jennifer Hudson
    Commented on this photo:

    I heard she likes cable but she’s more suited for DSL…

  29. Cesar Millan
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s no way he had brain cancer

  30. Alicia Silverstone
    Joe
    Commented on this photo:

    Terminator model T-700 was easily detected by humans due to it’s synthetic, rubbery skin.

  31. January Jones Sunglasses Bitchface Son Xander
    Commented on this photo:

    Behold the ice queen and the bastard.

  32. Rita Rusic Bikini
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m finally BACK!
    I can post on the website again, and th—-oh, it’s Rita Rusic, Im fucking out of here ;-)

  33. Tyra Banks Butt Tight Dress Duck Lips Twitter
    mcdoubler
    Commented on this photo:

    guy in the mirror: “is…is she..is she having a seizure? should i do something?”

    • Gin&Tonic

      answer to the question: yes, absolutely. take a pic of the dumb B and post it on twitter then leave and come back in a few hours after she’s done twitching to steal her credit cards.

  34. Jamie Kennedy
    Dupa
    Commented on this photo:

    “HA HA, No Thanks… I’m gay.”

  35. Rita Rusic Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    look, Pa! no pubes!

  36. Jennifer Grey Butt Tight Leather Pants Dirty Dancing 25th Anniversary
    Galaor
    Commented on this photo:

    I miss her big nose :(

  37. Alicia Silverstone
    Oldnslo
    Commented on this photo:

    I tried out for the part of the Alien in Resurrection by doing this!

  38. Alicia Silverstone
    Commented on this photo:

    Unfortunately, the front row failed to recognize the clear sign that they were about to be fed.

  39. January Jones Sunglasses Bitchface Son Xander
    SexJihaad9/11
    Commented on this photo:

    Imma go to hell for saying it but that is one dumb looking kid. Also, mommie looks like a fountain of maternal affection.

    JK, she looks like one loveless bitch

  40. Rita Rusic Bikini
    Oldnslo
    Commented on this photo:

    Again–would do. Of this I am certain: she knows… stuff.

  41. Alicia Silverstone
    SexJihaad9/11
    Commented on this photo:

    Skewed gum to teeth ratio.

  42. Audrina Patridge Cleavage
    Boo
    Commented on this photo:

    Great smile!

    • hamtime

      I don’t know … the funny thing about this girl – as much as I try to look at her big chest, those crazy eyes keep drawing me in. I didn’t really see the smile until I read your comment.

  43. January Jones Sunglasses Bitchface Son Xander
    mrsmass
    Commented on this photo:

    do we know who this kid’s dad is?

  44. Adrian Grenier Beard Long Hair
    SexJihaad9/11
    Commented on this photo:

    Cutest hobo evarr.

  45. Jennifer Grey Butt Tight Leather Pants Dirty Dancing 25th Anniversary
    Commented on this photo:

    she had the time of her life…but she lost it in rhinoplasty.

  46. Kevin Federline Scruffy Beard
    Commented on this photo:

    “I only pump premium, bitch! That is, when Brit-Brit is payin’.”

  47. Tyra Banks Butt Tight Dress Duck Lips Twitter
    SexJihaad9/11
    Commented on this photo:

    Get the FUCK over yourself, bitch.

  48. Penn Badgley No Socks Rolled Up Pants Gossip Girl Set
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Pictured above – the man left severely traumatised after the annual Running of the Pudgy Women in New York

  49. Rita Rusic Bikini
    jones
    Commented on this photo:

    she doesn’t look too bad from this angle

  50. Rita Rusic Bikini
    USDA Prime McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    Can you please change the caption to say random mom like woman at the beach? I think if I really really try, I can jerk off to this.

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