The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.21.13

August 21st, 2013 // 361 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, your daily dose of celebri– Oh, I forgot for a minute, there’s breasts up there. Cool, so we’re mostly alone down here. Let me see, what should we talk about *leafs through diary*, no, no, okay it’s either my Gluten-free diet day one record, or my sleep journal notes about the recurring dream I have where Fish and I open a B&B in Vermont. On second thought, I should probably just go with the usual. Here’s Mike Tyson pretending to bite off Mario Lopez‘s ear, because HAHA he’s a loveable violent maniac, Maria Sharapova‘s buttcheek cleavage, Simon Cowell‘s mantit cleavage, and that gay dude from that Twilighty movie wearing a jacket made from Nightcrawler’s skin drawing a dick on another dude’s face.

Yep, that was word for word how the photo agency described that picture,

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  1. Cybill Shepherd Fat Belly Law & Order Set
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    You have never looked better, sister! Rock on with your bad self, Cybill

  2. Cybill Shepherd Fat Belly Law & Order Set
    dr blue
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    She is 63 and looks fantastic for her age. If you don’t want generic plastic surgery face (c), then gaining weight helps a lot against wrinkles. It also helps against hanging old person skin etc.
    Of course one could say that she could have chosen better outfit that hides the belly more…

  3. Cybill Shepherd Fat Belly Law & Order Set
    tom
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    Great rack!

  4. Mel B Cleavage Derpface NBC Studios
    Paully Boston Baby!
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    Nice Spice rack!

  5. Jonah Hill Sticking Out Tongue Anchor Shirt
    Paully Boston Baby!
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    Everyone here is missing the real scoop: Jonah is getting fat again! That means he will be funny again!!!

  6. Robert Sheehan Drawing Dick On Guys Face The Mortal Instruments City of Bones European Premiere
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    Yes, I’m sure that’s what actors like Jimmy Stewart and Marlon Brando did in their day. The world has certainly gotten classier.

  7. Danny Glover UNICEF Sarajevo Visit Its About Ability Campaign
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    Looks more like a disability. Amiright?

  8. Josh Duhamel Feeling Fergies Pregnant Belly Scenic Route Premiere
    takethat
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    What you gon’ do with all that junk?
    All that junk inside your trunk?
    I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
    Get you love drunk off my hump.
    My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
    My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out

  9. Danny Glover UNICEF Sarajevo Visit Its About Ability Campaign
    ididnotdodat
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    Old Mr.: Celie, you has my sympathy. Ain’t many women allow they husband’s ho to lay up in they house.

  10. Anna Kendrick Cleavage Bra GQ Cover
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    Wow, look at those titties. So lovely.

  11. Martin Sheen Beard Sweatpants
    bigalkie
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    Look! It’s Shaquille O’Neal

  12. Simon Cowell Open Shirt Hairy Man Boob Cleavage
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    That’s definitely a bodysuit that snaps under his scrote.

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