The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.21.13

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, your daily dose of celebri– Oh, I forgot for a minute, there’s breasts up there. Cool, so we’re mostly alone down here. Let me see, what should we talk about *leafs through diary*, no, no, okay it’s either my Gluten-free diet day one record, or my sleep journal notes about the recurring dream I have where Fish and I open a B&B in Vermont. On second thought, I should probably just go with the usual. Here’s Mike Tyson pretending to bite off Mario Lopez’s ear, because HAHA he’s a loveable violent maniac, Maria Sharapova’s buttcheek cleavage, Simon Cowell’s mantit cleavage, and that gay dude from that Twilighty movie wearing a jacket made from Nightcrawler’s skin drawing a dick on another dude’s face.

Yep, that was word for word how the photo agency described that picture,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN