The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.21.13

August 21st, 2013 // 361 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, your daily dose of celebri– Oh, I forgot for a minute, there’s breasts up there. Cool, so we’re mostly alone down here. Let me see, what should we talk about *leafs through diary*, no, no, okay it’s either my Gluten-free diet day one record, or my sleep journal notes about the recurring dream I have where Fish and I open a B&B in Vermont. On second thought, I should probably just go with the usual. Here’s Mike Tyson pretending to bite off Mario Lopez‘s ear, because HAHA he’s a loveable violent maniac, Maria Sharapova‘s buttcheek cleavage, Simon Cowell‘s mantit cleavage, and that gay dude from that Twilighty movie wearing a jacket made from Nightcrawler’s skin drawing a dick on another dude’s face.

Yep, that was word for word how the photo agency described that picture,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Cybill Shepherd Fat Belly Law & Order Set
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    Aw, wish I hadn’t seen this. She was a real beauty back in her early 20s.

  2. Miley Cyrus Butt Short Shorts Fuzzy Slippers
    Edvard Munch
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    Longest butt in L.A.

  3. Daniel Radcliffe Dark Circles Under Eyes Pale Skin
    Spleen
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    Is his face frozen in the expression or what?

  4. Taylor Swift Legs Short Shorts Grammy U Soundchecks
    Edvard Munch
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    Somebody needs to take this chick down a couple pegs. A few A to M would do the trick I think.

  5. Martin Sheen Beard Sweatpants
    DiegoAD
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    “And that’s where they threw me off from in ‘The Departed’!”

  6. Robert Sheehan Drawing Dick On Guys Face The Mortal Instruments City of Bones European Premiere
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    “nah man, it’s just a butterfly…and it’s not even a permanent pen”

  7. Mike Tyson Pretending To Bite Mario Lopez Ear Extra
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    “Ok, that was perfect. Now re-enact the time you raped that girl”.

  8. Josh Duhamel Feeling Fergies Pregnant Belly Scenic Route Premiere
    Edvard Munch
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    That dude could be banging so many hotter chicks. Is he in love or something as stupid?

  9. Mike Tyson Pretending To Bite Mario Lopez Ear Extra
    Where's Dildo
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    “Mmmm, Mawio Lopeth, you tasthe like gay tacosth.”

  10. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage See Through Shirt Terry Richardson
    Edvard Munch
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    SJP is still uglier.

  11. Taylor Swift Legs Short Shorts Grammy U Soundchecks
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    I didn’t realize they held the “Grammy U Soundchecks” in my mothers basement.

  12. Maria Menounos Legs Miniskirt Extra Set
    edvard Munch
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    She’s tight

  13. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage See Through Shirt Terry Richardson
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    Ok Terry, THIS one I believe you didn’t rape.

  14. Jonah Hill Sticking Out Tongue Anchor Shirt
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    so, he’s a licensed tug boat now?

  15. Anna Kendrick Cleavage Bra GQ Cover
    Josephus
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    Wait wait wait is THIS what that “Cups” song is about?!?

  16. Josh Duhamel Feeling Fergies Pregnant Belly Scenic Route Premiere
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    “Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce “Kirstie Alley 2.0″

  17. Simon Cowell Open Shirt Hairy Man Boob Cleavage
    Nobody's Second Cousin
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    He’s missing a huge gold chain with a medallion.

  18. Robert Sheehan Drawing Dick On Guys Face The Mortal Instruments City of Bones European Premiere
    ThisWillHurt
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    “That’s what happens when you pass out with your shoes on.”
    “I’m wide awake!”
    “Quit talking in your sleep, brah.”

  19. Martin Sheen Beard Sweatpants
    Nobody's Second Cousin
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    I’ll bet he’s commando under those pants. Just sayin’.

  20. Simon Cowell Open Shirt Hairy Man Boob Cleavage
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    Smile. You’re going to be the father of a child you are having with your best friend’s wife.

  21. Jonah Hill Sticking Out Tongue Anchor Shirt
    Kel
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    Come on guys, you’d be sagging too if you just spent months in a poverty stricken country breastfeeding newborn orphans from your very own teat.

  22. Anna Kendrick Cleavage Bra GQ Cover
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    Apparently she was singing about her B cup tits in that movie. I always thought she was cute, now I know that she’s sexy.

  23. Maria Menounos Legs Miniskirt Extra Set
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    Surely it’s time for another bikini holiday?

  24. Simon Cowell Open Shirt Hairy Man Boob Cleavage
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    Pig.

    I have nothing funny to say about him any more.

    Oh, wait, I do.

    Pig with man-boobs.

  25. Cybill Shepherd Fat Belly Law & Order Set
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    Jennifer Aniston in 20 years time – heavier and having to hold her umbrella herself.

  26. Maria Sharapova Buttcheek Upskirt Panty Flash
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    Sweet.

  27. Martin Sheen Beard Sweatpants
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    “Damn cloud!”

  28. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage See Through Shirt Terry Richardson
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    “I usually don’t do animal photography, but sure, I’m up for a challenge!”

  29. Sarah Hyland Cleavage Tank Top Legs Spread Modern Family Set
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    When I said I want a pic of your crotch, I meant a nude pic, Sarah.

  30. Jennifer Garner Holding Baby With Green Mouth Alexander And The Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day Set
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    I don’t think he cared for that kale smoothie.

  31. Sarah Hyland Cleavage Tank Top Legs Spread Modern Family Set
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    That’s some great cleavage btw.

  32. Daniel Radcliffe Dark Circles Under Eyes Pale Skin
    Eric
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    Yo, Avada Kedavra Bitch!

  33. Cybill Shepherd Fat Belly Law & Order Set
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    No doubt she’s… moonlighting… as June Shannon.

  34. Miley Cyrus Butt Short Shorts Fuzzy Slippers
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    She’s fucking annoying, but damn it if she isn’t so sexy to me. I’d grudge fuck the shit out of her.

  35. Simon Cowell Open Shirt Hairy Man Boob Cleavage
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    The number of fucks he gives about what anybody thinks about him = 0

    • Douchebags like him always do, they just pretend they don’t. No one buys multiple massive mansions, drives Rolls Royces etc etc unless they are trying to impress other people and care what they think.

      Warren Buffett drives a 20 year old Cadillac and lives in the same moderate home for over 30 plus years now, that is a dude that does not give a shit what other people think about him.

  36. Jonah Hill Sticking Out Tongue Anchor Shirt
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    Nice baboon tits!

  37. Pharrell Williams Straw Hat Red Boots No Socks Billionaire Boys Club 10th Anniversary Celebration
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    You get dressed for fishing? Huh. To each their own, I guess…

  38. Taylor Swift Legs Short Shorts Grammy U Soundchecks
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    She’s so fucking boring. Wear granny panties in public and is way too full of herself.

  39. Miley Cyrus Butt Short Shorts Fuzzy Slippers
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    “Heeeyy, Ima looking for a pair o shorts so high they cover mah titties! No? Well, movin’ on…

  40. Martin Sheen Beard Sweatpants
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    “Goddammit, come back here with my sleigh!!!”

  41. Mel B Cleavage Derpface NBC Studios
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    I had the same look on my face when I saw how good she still looked after all these years.

  42. Daniel Radcliffe Dark Circles Under Eyes Pale Skin
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    “Aaagghh! Doherty said he’d be back with the shit and hour ago!”

  43. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage See Through Shirt Terry Richardson
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    Which one is Terry?

  44. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage See Through Shirt Terry Richardson
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    “After all these years, I’m finally going to get her to show those boobies! Yay!”

    “And then I’m gonna have some carrot sticks and apple slices! Yay!

  45. Jennifer Garner Holding Baby With Green Mouth Alexander And The Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day Set
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    I knew her offspring would be the anti-Christ. You fools didn’t listen!

  46. Dolph Lundgren Randy Couture Expendables 3 Set
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    “Regarding the limits of validity, Kc fails miserably for electrolytes, where the true thermodynamic constant depends on all the charges in the system (ionic strength of the solution), that is, the activity of the electrolyte is not only proportional to its number…”

    “Dolph, you’re on”

    “I vill crush you! Aaargh!

  47. Simon Cowell Open Shirt Hairy Man Boob Cleavage
    The Pope
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    Expensive clothes cannot hide the fact that he has a body exactly like Fred Flintstone.

  48. Jennifer Garner Holding Baby With Green Mouth Alexander And The Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day Set
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    “Sweetie, I TOLD you to be careful with Kermit… Oh look, there’s a Smurf!”

  49. Dolph Lundgren Randy Couture Expendables 3 Set
    The Pope
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    So Eminem is having a concert in Bulgaria now?

  50. Jonah Hill Sticking Out Tongue Anchor Shirt
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    ♪Well you can tell by the way I use my walk
    I’m a doughnut man
    No time to talk♪

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