The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.21.13

August 21st, 2013 // 361 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, your daily dose of celebri– Oh, I forgot for a minute, there’s breasts up there. Cool, so we’re mostly alone down here. Let me see, what should we talk about *leafs through diary*, no, no, okay it’s either my Gluten-free diet day one record, or my sleep journal notes about the recurring dream I have where Fish and I open a B&B in Vermont. On second thought, I should probably just go with the usual. Here’s Mike Tyson pretending to bite off Mario Lopez‘s ear, because HAHA he’s a loveable violent maniac, Maria Sharapova‘s buttcheek cleavage, Simon Cowell‘s mantit cleavage, and that gay dude from that Twilighty movie wearing a jacket made from Nightcrawler’s skin drawing a dick on another dude’s face.

Yep, that was word for word how the photo agency described that picture,

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  1. Simon Cowell Open Shirt Hairy Man Boob Cleavage
    Pickle Nose
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    Nice, going for the “swashbuckler” look. Just a classic style that will never go out of fashion. You can’t see it, but in his right hand is a rapier.

  2. Jennifer Garner Holding Baby With Green Mouth Alexander And The Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day Set
    ThisWillHurt
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    “See? That little boy ate his soylent green without crying.”

  3. Jonah Hill Sticking Out Tongue Anchor Shirt
    Vlad
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s right bitches, stare at my nipples…I’m just like my close, personal friend, Jennifer Aniston.

  4. Josh Duhamel Feeling Fergies Pregnant Belly Scenic Route Premiere
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    Why is Mickey Rourke pregnant?

  5. Sarah Hyland Cleavage Tank Top Legs Spread Modern Family Set
    Batu Khan
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    Your move Weiner!

  6. Taylor Swift Legs Short Shorts Grammy U Soundchecks
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Please do not encroach on the 4 foot privacy zone surrounding Ms Swift.
    If breached she will automatically begin writing a song about you.

  7. Robert Sheehan Drawing Dick On Guys Face The Mortal Instruments City of Bones European Premiere
    Deacon Jones
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    What a dick..

  8. Maria Sharapova Buttcheek Upskirt Panty Flash
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    Is that Karl Rove?

    What’s he doing near pussy?

  9. Anna Kendrick Cleavage Bra GQ Cover
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    I’ve always liked her. Niceness :)

  10. Cybill Shepherd Fat Belly Law & Order Set
    Vlad
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    Some eat by night,
    some eat by day.
    Here’s Cybill Shepherd,
    who just cleared the buffet.

  11. Jonah Hill Sticking Out Tongue Anchor Shirt
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    He’s just making it too easy these days.

  12. Robert Sheehan Drawing Dick On Guys Face The Mortal Instruments City of Bones European Premiere
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    Hah..what a misfit.

  13. Martin Sheen Beard Sweatpants
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    Martin Sheen is Eli Wallach as Kuato, in The Simpsons Movie 2: Old Man Yells at Cloud.

  14. Mike Tyson Pretending To Bite Mario Lopez Ear Extra
    catapostrophe
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    That photographer ought to be ashamed of himself, taking a picture of a gay-bashing in progress when he could have tried to stop it.

  15. Mel B Cleavage Derpface NBC Studios
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    Farrah Abraham WISHES she were so lucky. Mel B is fiiiineeee.

  16. Anna Kendrick Cleavage Bra GQ Cover
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    She looks like what Christina Hendricks could look like if she lost 200 pounds.

  17. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage See Through Shirt Terry Richardson
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    Hocus Focus

  18. Martin Sheen Beard Sweatpants
    Batu Khan
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    Wind from the south-east, gusting up to 15 mph. – never hurts to know wind conditions when Charlie’s smoking weed.

  19. Maria Menounos Legs Miniskirt Extra Set
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    Gosh this woman is perfection

  20. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage See Through Shirt Terry Richardson
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    The one and only time I have seen Richardson, after this type of shoot, thinking ‘…what the fuck am I doing?’

  21. Maria Sharapova Buttcheek Upskirt Panty Flash
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    I’ve always said if they installed upskirt peep cameras on the baseline for women’s tennis events, they’d drive ratings way up. Except for when either of the Williams sisters are playing. Nobody wants to see that.

  22. Daniel Radcliffe Dark Circles Under Eyes Pale Skin
    Batu Khan
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    The dragon, the dragon! With a shield made of chocolate. And it’s coming for us!!!

  23. Jonah Hill Sticking Out Tongue Anchor Shirt
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    Just out of shot a Japanese whaling ship is tearing up the street, harpoons at the ready.

  24. Jonah Hill Sticking Out Tongue Anchor Shirt
    SupaDupa
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    When he needs to stop walking he just drops that anchor…

  25. Pharrell Williams Straw Hat Red Boots No Socks Billionaire Boys Club 10th Anniversary Celebration
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    I dress better than that to go fishing.

  26. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage See Through Shirt Terry Richardson
    Batu Khan
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    Now we know what Terry looks like when he fakes an enthusiastic thumbs up.

  27. Miley Cyrus Butt Short Shorts Fuzzy Slippers
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    So she stole Bieber’s haircut, Taylor Swift’s grannie shorts and Al Pacino’s shoes?

  28. Josh Duhamel Feeling Fergies Pregnant Belly Scenic Route Premiere
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    They should show this picture to girls in 9th during health class to discourage them from wanting to have children. They could title it “Faces of Pregnancy”

  29. Robert Sheehan Drawing Dick On Guys Face The Mortal Instruments City of Bones European Premiere
    o'chunt
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    City of Boners, apparently. Yeah, too easy.

  30. Taylor Swift Legs Short Shorts Grammy U Soundchecks
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    What’s funny is, her pants were in style about the same time as the gramophone.

  31. Jennifer Garner Holding Baby With Green Mouth Alexander And The Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day Set
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    lol

  32. Maria Menounos Legs Miniskirt Extra Set
    Batu Khan
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    I must invent the time machine, go back in time, and convince her the only way she’ll be famous is if she becomes a porn star. The world will thank me.

    • I certainly will.

    • CrashHell

      You spent all that time and money on your Time Machine and the best you can think of is turning her into a whore? Dude, you get back in that machine, find her when she’s 19, and you bring that woman to meet your mother and keep that trick on lock and key. Get her into some yoga, invent a sex swing and PUMP AND DUMP!

    • CrashHell

      DO IT MAN! DO IT FOR THE KIDS!

  33. Jonah Hill Sticking Out Tongue Anchor Shirt
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    I didnt know it was physically possible for a man’s nipples to be equilateral to his elbows

  34. Maria Sharapova Buttcheek Upskirt Panty Flash
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    Sugarpova…move it on ova.

  35. Josh Duhamel Feeling Fergies Pregnant Belly Scenic Route Premiere
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    Is this what ‘Fergie-licious’ means? Is the English translation ‘run like hell’?

  36. Cybill Shepherd Fat Belly Law & Order Set
    alex
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    nice one Vlad….I was thinking more along the lines of, HOLY FUCKING SHIT SHE GOT FAT. Her eyes are almost fatted-over…

  37. Anna Kendrick Cleavage Bra GQ Cover
    Commented on this photo:

    “Can you describe the woman who stole your wallet, sir?”
    “Uhhhhh…”
    “What she was wearing, what colour were her eyes, what her face looked like, etc”
    “Um, boobs?”

  38. Simon Cowell Open Shirt Hairy Man Boob Cleavage
    Qmak
    Commented on this photo:

    “I don’t secure shirts…or condoms.”

  39. Daniel Radcliffe Dark Circles Under Eyes Pale Skin
    o'chunt
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    “Is that a… SCYTHE?!”

  40. Mike Tyson Pretending To Bite Mario Lopez Ear Extra
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    I suppose next we’ll see Mario with OJ Simpson and he’ll be pretending to stab Mario and everyone will just be laughing and laughing.

  41. Miley Cyrus Butt Short Shorts Fuzzy Slippers
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    She looks like the white Beetlejuice.

  42. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage See Through Shirt Terry Richardson
    o'chunt
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that Mr. Hands?

  43. Simon Cowell Open Shirt Hairy Man Boob Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    Button your stupid shirt you big douche. You look like an idiot.

  44. Mel B Cleavage Derpface NBC Studios
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    Yes Mel B – just close your yap, today we’re going to interview your tits.

  45. Martin Sheen Beard Sweatpants
    Commented on this photo:

    “Excuse me…have you seen Gary Busey?”

  46. Sarah Hyland Cleavage Tank Top Legs Spread Modern Family Set
    Commented on this photo:

    “Damn, it! I knew it was a mistake to sit like this with these crotchless pants. Little help here, please?!”

  47. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage See Through Shirt Terry Richardson
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought horses counted by stomping their hooves?

  48. Mike Tyson Pretending To Bite Mario Lopez Ear Extra
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    Ha ha ha…Silly cannibal, twinks are for dicks.

  49. Anna Kendrick Cleavage Bra GQ Cover
    Edvard Munch
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    She has a ratface of sorts. Nice boobs.

  50. Jonah Hill Sticking Out Tongue Anchor Shirt
    Jason
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    Is it that heavy anchor that is weighing those man tits down or is it that he’s just fat?

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