The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.21.13

August 21st, 2013 // 361 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, your daily dose of celebri– Oh, I forgot for a minute, there’s breasts up there. Cool, so we’re mostly alone down here. Let me see, what should we talk about *leafs through diary*, no, no, okay it’s either my Gluten-free diet day one record, or my sleep journal notes about the recurring dream I have where Fish and I open a B&B in Vermont. On second thought, I should probably just go with the usual. Here’s Mike Tyson pretending to bite off Mario Lopez‘s ear, because HAHA he’s a loveable violent maniac, Maria Sharapova‘s buttcheek cleavage, Simon Cowell‘s mantit cleavage, and that gay dude from that Twilighty movie wearing a jacket made from Nightcrawler’s skin drawing a dick on another dude’s face.

Yep, that was word for word how the photo agency described that picture,

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  1. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage See Through Shirt Terry Richardson
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    It looks like the mare won the photo by a nose.

  2. Mike Tyson Pretending To Bite Mario Lopez Ear Extra
    broduhjenner
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    Dannng. That chocolate statute Mario was posing with last week sure is violent.

  3. Sarah Hyland Cleavage Tank Top Legs Spread Modern Family Set
    joe
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    Michael Bay’s casting a movie?

  4. Robert Sheehan Drawing Dick On Guys Face The Mortal Instruments City of Bones European Premiere
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    “Are you Tom Cruise? Can you autograph my face??”

  5. Martin Sheen Beard Sweatpants
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    Mumbling….

    Charlie….Warlock…

    Fuck you god!

  6. Mike Tyson Pretending To Bite Mario Lopez Ear Extra
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    Y’all me me thick….

  7. Jonah Hill Sticking Out Tongue Anchor Shirt
    Little Tongue
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    Those titties are sagging quite low. He needs implants. Stat.

  8. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage See Through Shirt Terry Richardson
    JC
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    This is one of those rare cases when I feel no jealousy knowing that he fucked her aftewards.

  9. Taylor Swift Legs Short Shorts Grammy U Soundchecks
    broduhjenner
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    are you sure she isn’t at a United Nations meeting?

  10. Taylor Swift Legs Short Shorts Grammy U Soundchecks
    ThisWillHurt
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    For a moment, I was shocked that Taylor Swift would support segregation. Then I remembered she’s a country singer, so it makes sense.

  11. Sarah Hyland Cleavage Tank Top Legs Spread Modern Family Set
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    And point … and text … and point … and text …

  12. Jennifer Garner Holding Baby With Green Mouth Alexander And The Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day Set
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    Hulk’s a pedophile?

  13. Miley Cyrus Butt Short Shorts Fuzzy Slippers
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    Funny, that doesn’t look like the entrance to Walmart…

  14. Josh Duhamel Feeling Fergies Pregnant Belly Scenic Route Premiere
    ThisWillHurt
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    “I can feel my future child support payments kicking!”

  15. Miley Cyrus Butt Short Shorts Fuzzy Slippers
    anonymous
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    I’m going to start calling her ratchet. I don’t know what it means exactly but I’m pretty sure she is clank too.

  16. Mel B Cleavage Derpface NBC Studios
    Lucky8
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    Farrah Abraham in about 15-20 years…

  17. Josh Duhamel Feeling Fergies Pregnant Belly Scenic Route Premiere
    broduhjenner
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    I think she got pregnant just so in case she pees herself again she can be all like, “the perils of pregnancy.”

  18. Martin Sheen Beard Sweatpants
    ThisWillHurt
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    “You’re goddamn right I’m gonna have another cheeseburger! You’ll never get me!”

  19. Simon Cowell Open Shirt Hairy Man Boob Cleavage
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    Eau de Douchè.. For when you want to bang your friend’s wife…

  20. Simon Cowell Open Shirt Hairy Man Boob Cleavage
    freebie
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    Please, button up. You look like you’re from the 80′s.

  21. Josh Duhamel Feeling Fergies Pregnant Belly Scenic Route Premiere
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    “Okay, Duhamel, stay calm, stay calm … that’s almost certainly the baby and not the penis … take a deep breath and look … one … two … “

  22. Daniel Radcliffe Dark Circles Under Eyes Pale Skin
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    “This one sure does look big, Dan. Better relax first.”

  23. Martin Sheen Beard Sweatpants
    catapostrophe
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    “Are you there, God? It’s me, Ramón.”

  24. Martin Sheen Beard Sweatpants
    anonymous
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    The Illusive Man doesn’t look so illusive anymore.

  25. Jonah Hill Sticking Out Tongue Anchor Shirt
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    You ever stick 4 toothpicks onto a meatball?
    You’re welcome…

  26. Rebecca Gayheart
    my 2 cents
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    THAT is one unflattering get-up.

  27. Anna Kendrick Cleavage Bra GQ Cover
    Pickle Nose
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    Wow, I never knew she was so interesting. I’d really like to get to know her because I think we would have a lot in common. For instance, I am really into the opera, and Anna is an opera singer. Also, she has beautiful, supple jugs, and I enjoy motorboating beautiful, supple jugs.

  28. Jonah Hill Sticking Out Tongue Anchor Shirt
    ThisWillHurt
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    “No time to talk, ladies. I’m having lunch with Shia LaBeouf so we can talk about serious actors we are now.”

  29. Anna Kendrick Cleavage Bra GQ Cover
    alex
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    Holy crap Anna! I’m gonna miss her when she’s gone…

  30. Jennifer Garner Holding Baby With Green Mouth Alexander And The Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day Set
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    Is there an updated version of the book where one of the kids gets into Gaga’s make-up kit?

  31. Daniel Radcliffe Dark Circles Under Eyes Pale Skin
    catapostrophe
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    I have to ask: On what substance is Daniel Radcliffe incessantly tweaking?

  32. Anna Kendrick Cleavage Bra GQ Cover
    Batu Khan
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    I wonder what they want us to look at. Hmm, it’s the eyes. Yes, definitely!

  33. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage See Through Shirt Terry Richardson
    broduhjenner
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    sex and what a pity

  34. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage See Through Shirt Terry Richardson
    catapostrophe
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    He shoots horses, don’t he?

  35. Maria Sharapova Buttcheek Upskirt Panty Flash
    Vlad
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    point, set, match

  36. Mike Tyson Pretending To Bite Mario Lopez Ear Extra
    Vlad
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    Tyson eating his Earerios for breakfast

  37. Jonah Hill Sticking Out Tongue Anchor Shirt
    broduhjenner
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    I would recommend staying away from nautical themed clothing, Jonah.

  38. Pharrell Williams Straw Hat Red Boots No Socks Billionaire Boys Club 10th Anniversary Celebration
    Vlad
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    Always wondered what happened to Zero from the movie Holes

  39. Robert Sheehan Drawing Dick On Guys Face The Mortal Instruments City of Bones European Premiere
    Batu Khan
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    Unless they are holding him down out of frame if he lets someone draw a dick on his face then he IS a dick.

  40. Anna Kendrick Cleavage Bra GQ Cover
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    Anna Kendrick, keep doing what you’re doing right now

  41. Danny Glover UNICEF Sarajevo Visit Its About Ability Campaign
    broduhjenner
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    um, if it’s about ability why did they hire danny glover?

  42. Robert Sheehan Drawing Dick On Guys Face The Mortal Instruments City of Bones European Premiere
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    The movie industry just keeps butcher and butcher, doesn’t it?

  43. Danny Glover UNICEF Sarajevo Visit Its About Ability Campaign
    catapostrophe
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    That shit there? He’s too old for it.

  44. Maria Sharapova Buttcheek Upskirt Panty Flash
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    That’s a photographer who knows his business.. all up in her business! Hey-oh

  45. Maria Sharapova Buttcheek Upskirt Panty Flash
    Batu Khan
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    …and now for the ‘Talent’ part of the evening…

  46. Mike Tyson Pretending To Bite Mario Lopez Ear Extra
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    10 to 1 Mario had a boner when that photo was taken

  47. Daniel Radcliffe Dark Circles Under Eyes Pale Skin
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Is that my meth dealer? Is that a gun? Shit, uh, Avaticapaymydebtsaca!”

  48. Mike Tyson Pretending To Bite Mario Lopez Ear Extra
    Batu Khan
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    Secretly Lopez must be shitting his pants.

  49. Pharrell Williams Straw Hat Red Boots No Socks Billionaire Boys Club 10th Anniversary Celebration
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    Dude isn’t a boy or a billionaire.

  50. Jennifer Garner Holding Baby With Green Mouth Alexander And The Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day Set
    Vlad
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    but mama, he said it was his lucky charms

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