The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.20.14

August 20th, 2014 // Leave a Comment

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where I think I may have solved this whole Jared Leto‘s penis is a Praetorian Guard thing by finding this Kelly Osbourne pic. Which isn’t to say I think she had sex with Alexis Arquette, but more of a suggestion that maybe she’s actually been a genital growth on Jordan Catalano’s sac this whole time. Think about it, it makes sense. I also discovered that no matter how shitfaced Kiefer Sutherland gets, he always finds the time to violently interact with fans, and that from now on Brian Singer shouldn’t excitedly smile because boy rape.

When you appear happy, Brian Singer, we all thinks it’s because of boy rape,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Angela Big Ang Raiola Nipples See Through Tank Top Jersey Shore Massacre
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    Contrary to popular belief, that type of hat is called a “Trilby” not a “Fedora”.

    that being said, kill it with fire.

  2. Angela Big Ang Raiola Nipples See Through Tank Top Jersey Shore Massacre
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    It’s pretty apparent that even though JWoww looks like Rocky from Mask that Snookie has been dealt a worse hand.

  3. Rihanna Nipples No Bra
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    …eighthead in full effect.

  4. Brian Singer Patrick Stewart
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    …this is disturbing …i really like patrick.

    • It’s disturbing to me also, because he was recently outed by another actor as being gay.

      hmmmm….

      • leo

        Yeah No. Being an English Theatre Actor is like being a pastry chef in Chelsea. If Sir Patrick were gay …he’d be gay. The Guardian’s ‘outing’ was just a mistake.

      • …patrick’s not gay …and even if he were, i would’nt give two shits …i’m just chagrined by the company he keeps..

      • Oh, LOOK! John Travolta must have gotten that written apology from The Superficial! You know, the one he insisted he would have to receive before he would ever darken this website’s door again!

  5. Grant Gustin Skinny Shirtless The Flash Set
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    Does The Flash have an alter ego, The Twink?

  6. Angela Big Ang Raiola Nipples See Through Tank Top Jersey Shore Massacre
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    …you know how women take a photo of what they want to their hair salon? …now we know what j-wow took to her surgeon.

  7. Grant Gustin Skinny Shirtless The Flash Set
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    …well, that’s disappointing.

  8. Grant Gustin Skinny Shirtless The Flash Set
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    When did Brian Singer become the director?

  9. Angela Big Ang Raiola Nipples See Through Tank Top Jersey Shore Massacre
    MakingMePuke
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    Oh dear God… she has… bikini photos floating around.

  10. Iggy Azalea Huge Ass Tight Skirt Boyfriend Nick Young
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    …she cleans up VERY nice.

  11. Frank Miller Creepy Sickly Face Sin City A Dame To Kill For
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    I’ll be damned. I thought Dobby was created through CGI.

  12. Sofia Vergara Butt Tight Jeans Tanning Salon
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    …yup, i’m staring, and i’m not gonna turn away when you catch me…

  13. Angela Big Ang Raiola Nipples See Through Tank Top Jersey Shore Massacre
    cajunhawk
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    It’s a trap!!!

  14. Jennifer Aniston Awful Wax Statue Madame Tussauds Washington DC
    El Guso
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    When did Celine Dion had a test-tube baby with Jeniffer ?

  15. Jennifer Hudson Tight Jeans Awkward Pose For Fans Today Show Performance
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    …someone off-camera is tossing a cupcake.

  16. Iggy Azalea Huge Ass Tight Skirt Boyfriend Nick Young
    cajunhawk
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    Silicone does a body…good?

  17. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans Nephew Mason
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    Aunt Kim, how did your ass get so fucking huge?

  18. Cara Santana Butt Yoga Pants Sports Bra
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    She has no ass, but Kim has four. Life just isn’t fair.

  19. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
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    Three ass shots in a row. The first was too big. The second was too small. The third was just right.

  20. Mickey Rourke Dickprint Anastassija Makarenko Sin City A Dame To Kill For
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    Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain, or his shlong.

  21. Mickey Rourke Dickprint Anastassija Makarenko Sin City A Dame To Kill For
    kravdan
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    That hair… approaching Steven Seagal awful.

  22. Angela Big Ang Raiola Nipples See Through Tank Top Jersey Shore Massacre
    Spleen
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    That’s not a moon …

  23. Angela Big Ang Raiola Nipples See Through Tank Top Jersey Shore Massacre
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    Oempa loempa went to plastic surgeon….

  24. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
    Michael
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    Who’s the dummy that said Hillary had no ass a few articles back?

  25. Iggy Azalea Huge Ass Tight Skirt Boyfriend Nick Young
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    I hope she doesn’t get sad eating alone.

  26. Frank Miller Creepy Sickly Face Sin City A Dame To Kill For
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    He just saw his own movie. He probably think a colored version would be better.

  27. Frank Miller Creepy Sickly Face Sin City A Dame To Kill For
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    Heading back to Elm Street.

  28. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans Nephew Mason
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    Shopping in Cowhasbigass.

  29. Minka Kelly Nipples Tight Dress
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    Wow, she looks 15 years older in this pic…

  30. Kiefer Sutherland Drunk Yelling
    kravdan
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    DAMMIT!

  31. Mickey Rourke Dickprint Anastassija Makarenko Sin City A Dame To Kill For
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    If his face gets anymore pliable, he’s gonna have to change his name to Boris Karlo.

  32. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans Nephew Mason
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    why is she wearing a jacket in the summer? in california??

  33. JWoww Fucked Up Plastic Surgery Face Ron Jeremy Jersey Shore Massacre
    yourmom
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    Come on bitch, you know you would…

  34. Angela Big Ang Raiola Nipples See Through Tank Top Jersey Shore Massacre
    yourmom
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    What the fuck happened to Snooki?

  35. Kiefer Sutherland Drunk Yelling
    buzz
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    Kiefer: “Tell Freddie Prince Jr to bring the car around. And he better have waxed that fucker by hand like I instructed him to…..”

  36. JWoww Fucked Up Plastic Surgery Face Ron Jeremy Jersey Shore Massacre
    spikedtounge
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    Oh, no sweetie. You’re gonna have to open your mouth a lot wider than that!

  37. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans Nephew Mason
    buzz
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    The poops from that ass are the reason there is a severe drought in California.

  38. Selena Gomez Legs Hooker Boots Daisy Dukes
    buzz
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    Those don’t look like Adidas.

  39. Cara Santana Butt Yoga Pants Sports Bra
    Jess L
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    flat ass

  40. Brian Singer Patrick Stewart
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    “Welcome to the Panda Express, how may I help you?”
    “Can I have the cream of sum young guy?”

  41. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans Nephew Mason
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    just scroll down a few inches:

    http://wtforever21.com/skantily-clad/

  42. Selena Gomez Legs Hooker Boots Daisy Dukes
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    Yeah I don’t want to be noticed at all. I think tomorrow I’ll copy that outfit and wear it to work.

  43. Minka Kelly Nipples Tight Dress
    hulla
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    will jerpes give u cankles?

  44. Minka Kelly Nipples Tight Dress
    Heywood Jablomie
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    Will not age well.

  45. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans Nephew Mason
    Heywood Jablomie
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    Moo

  46. Grant Gustin Skinny Shirtless The Flash Set
    Lou Braccant
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    See, just like a windshield, he gets covered in bugs when he runs fast.

  47. JWoww Fucked Up Plastic Surgery Face Ron Jeremy Jersey Shore Massacre
    Miley Cyrusis aslut
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    @Topher, Obviously you have never seen the Hedgehog’s partners in the series of Crack Ho videos he made…JWwow looks like a Penthouse Pet in her prime compared to those chicks. They were so repulsive, people refused to touch the boxes they were pictured on without surgical gloves for fear of catching something from them.

    • Anita Berber's Addictions

      I refused to touch the Christmas ornaments (!) in the shape of the “Jersey Whores” cast for the same reason. Oddly, the one of her looked more lifelike than she did, and does now.

  48. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans Nephew Mason
    Miley Cyrusis aslut
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    Are you sure that is here nephew or is it some random kid she sat on and just discovered stuck in her has cheeks, and now has no idea where he belongs.

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