The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.20.14

August 20th, 2014 // Leave a Comment

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where I think I may have solved this whole Jared Leto‘s penis is a Praetorian Guard thing by finding this Kelly Osbourne pic. Which isn’t to say I think she had sex with Alexis Arquette, but more of a suggestion that maybe she’s actually been a genital growth on Jordan Catalano’s sac this whole time. Think about it, it makes sense. I also discovered that no matter how shitfaced Kiefer Sutherland gets, he always finds the time to violently interact with fans, and that from now on Brian Singer shouldn’t excitedly smile because boy rape.

When you appear happy, Brian Singer, we all thinks it’s because of boy rape,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans Nephew Mason
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    Can she even reach around to clean Kanye’s piss out of her crack?

  2. Kelly Osbourne Purple Mohawk Clothing Line Launch
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    And yet, some guy dislikes hie penis so much that he’d put it in her repeatedly…

  3. Jennifer Aniston Awful Wax Statue Madame Tussauds Washington DC
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    Not bad.

  4. Frank Miller Creepy Sickly Face Sin City A Dame To Kill For
    Swearin
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    Well this is some nightmare fuel, thanks for that…

  5. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
    Cock Dr
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    So ends the assiest hump day ever.

  6. Kiefer Sutherland Drunk Yelling
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    “Wait, I have something for you.”
    *digs into his pocket, pulls out middle finger*

  7. Frank Miller Creepy Sickly Face Sin City A Dame To Kill For
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    He just came from the set of his latest movie, “Spy vs Spy”.

  8. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans Nephew Mason
    Swearin
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    “Hi, I need two tickets for three seats, thanks.”

  9. Grant Gustin Skinny Shirtless The Flash Set
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    Come on, dude. at least bulk up a little. You’re playing a fucking superhero. They better not fuck this up.

  10. Brucke Willis Kevin Connolly Sin City A Dame To Kill For Premiere After Party
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Listen Kevin, just take one of my daughters out on a date… you can even choose which one.

    No hablo ingles.

  11. Iggy Azalea Huge Ass Tight Skirt Boyfriend Nick Young
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    Dat ass tho’

  12. Brucke Willis Kevin Connolly Sin City A Dame To Kill For Premiere After Party
    dmb
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    That was wonderful. I think I love you Bruce.
    Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.

  13. Jaime King Cleavage Topless Under Overalls
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    Back to her usual sexy self.

  14. Rihanna Nipples No Bra
    Michael
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    I so would. I’d lick the stupid out of her.

  15. Jennifer Aniston Awful Wax Statue Madame Tussauds Washington DC
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The Brad Pitt statue somehow just walked out of the building.

  16. Sofia Vergara Butt Tight Jeans Tanning Salon
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    No tits? Boo!

  17. Frank Miller Creepy Sickly Face Sin City A Dame To Kill For
    ultra
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    So, this crazy cartoonish nightmare was drawn by Frank Miller. Riiiight…?

  18. Jennifer Aniston Awful Wax Statue Madame Tussauds Washington DC
    dmb
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    Wax? How can you tell?

  19. Jennifer Hudson Tight Jeans Awkward Pose For Fans Today Show Performance
    ultra
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    her kim kartrashian impression?

  20. Brian Singer Patrick Stewart
    Art Crow
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    “Chuck E. Cheese’s!”

  21. Jennifer Hudson Tight Jeans Awkward Pose For Fans Today Show Performance
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    I’m so glad to see Missy Elliot again.

  22. Angela Big Ang Raiola Nipples See Through Tank Top Jersey Shore Massacre
    Art Crow
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    The very rare quadruple bagger.

  23. Nicky Whelan Clevage Sin City A Dame To Kill For
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    I don’t mean to insult this lovely woman, but I thought this was Kesha.

  24. Frank Miller Creepy Sickly Face Sin City A Dame To Kill For
    James Pooley
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    Soap Distant is back from belooooooow. (Alright, that’s maybe too obscure)

  25. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans Nephew Mason
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    $10 says she thinks that’s North.

  26. JWoww Fucked Up Plastic Surgery Face Ron Jeremy Jersey Shore Massacre
    Eejut
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    He’s still trying to figure out the”wow” part.

  27. Sofia Vergara Butt Tight Jeans Tanning Salon
    Shuli Egar
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    She could get a great tan in Gaza.

  28. Frank Miller Creepy Sickly Face Sin City A Dame To Kill For
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    It’s like looking at a living picasso. The face at an angle, yet the nose and eyes line up though off center directly towards the viewer.

  29. JWoww Fucked Up Plastic Surgery Face Ron Jeremy Jersey Shore Massacre
    anonym
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    Face down, ass up, solves the problem

  30. Kelly Osbourne Purple Mohawk Clothing Line Launch
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    I’m confused. Is this just plain Trunks, or is it Future Trunks?

  31. Kelly Osbourne Purple Mohawk Clothing Line Launch
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    I think this style can be very sexy. It’s not on her, but it can be.

  32. Jennifer Aniston Awful Wax Statue Madame Tussauds Washington DC
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    You have to look hard to find it when you’re there. It’s right behind the Angelina Jolie wax figure.

  33. Selena Gomez Legs Hooker Boots Daisy Dukes
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    Sometimes, House, it *is* lupus.

  34. Kelly Osbourne Purple Mohawk Clothing Line Launch
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    Now she even looks more like a boy…

  35. Angela Big Ang Raiola Nipples See Through Tank Top Jersey Shore Massacre
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    I’m suddenly thinking about duck breasts for dinner, and I don’t know why.

  36. Irina Shayk Bikini
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    Somewhere, Judge Reinhold is wearing a paper pirate’s hat masturbating furiously.

  37. Grant Gustin Skinny Shirtless The Flash Set
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    Is this before or after he gets bitten by the spider? I can’t keep these superhero things straight.

  38. Kelly Osbourne Purple Mohawk Clothing Line Launch
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    I’m guessing all her clothing line are Spandex.

  39. JWoww Fucked Up Plastic Surgery Face Ron Jeremy Jersey Shore Massacre
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    Bloated Penis Meet Bloated Face

  40. Kiefer Sutherland Drunk Yelling
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    He looks surprisingly sober here.

  41. JWoww Fucked Up Plastic Surgery Face Ron Jeremy Jersey Shore Massacre
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    JWoww: “I totally got plastic surgery to look more like you!”
    HedgeHog: “Yeah, I can kind of see it.”

  42. Angela Big Ang Raiola Nipples See Through Tank Top Jersey Shore Massacre
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    Holy fucking shit.

  43. Brian Singer Patrick Stewart
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    “Hey good looking (boy)…We’ll be back to pick you up later!”

  44. Iggy Azalea Huge Ass Tight Skirt Boyfriend Nick Young
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    ghetto ass Freddy Kruger.

  45. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans Nephew Mason
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    “Would you like a ticket too, little boy?”
    “My auntie has a big big dumper!”
    “I know.”

  46. Kiefer Sutherland Drunk Yelling
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    OUT OF MY WAY, I’VE GOT TREES TO TACKLE!

  47. Nicky Whelan Clevage Sin City A Dame To Kill For
    Voice of Reisling
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    How long does it take to get the belly-button hole to line up perfectly?

  48. Mickey Rourke Dickprint Anastassija Makarenko Sin City A Dame To Kill For
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    …ah, the swelling went down …good. (plus his outfit is actually matching, it’s a banner day for mr. rourke!)

  49. JWoww Fucked Up Plastic Surgery Face Ron Jeremy Jersey Shore Massacre
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    …he’s baffled at how good seka looks.

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