The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.20.14

August 20th, 2014 // Leave a Comment

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where I think I may have solved this whole Jared Leto‘s penis is a Praetorian Guard thing by finding this Kelly Osbourne pic. Which isn’t to say I think she had sex with Alexis Arquette, but more of a suggestion that maybe she’s actually been a genital growth on Jordan Catalano’s sac this whole time. Think about it, it makes sense. I also discovered that no matter how shitfaced Kiefer Sutherland gets, he always finds the time to violently interact with fans, and that from now on Brian Singer shouldn’t excitedly smile because boy rape.

When you appear happy, Brian Singer, we all thinks it’s because of boy rape,

- Photo Boy

Click Here To Start The Gallery

Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

superficial

  1. Irina Shayk Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Way hotter than Gisele.

  2. Mickey Rourke Dickprint Anastassija Makarenko Sin City A Dame To Kill For
    Commented on this photo:

    Mickey, listen guy. Just go the Bruce Willis route and accept defeat to gravitational loss of hair.

  3. Kelly Osbourne Purple Mohawk Clothing Line Launch
    Commented on this photo:

    HoeHawk

  4. Mickey Rourke Dickprint Anastassija Makarenko Sin City A Dame To Kill For
    Commented on this photo:

    Goddamn commie-lover.

  5. Kelly Osbourne Purple Mohawk Clothing Line Launch
    Commented on this photo:

    “And this one time, at rehab…”
    Stories by Kelly Osbourne.

  6. JWoww Fucked Up Plastic Surgery Face Ron Jeremy Jersey Shore Massacre
    Commented on this photo:

    Even the Hedgehog would not touch that…. And that’s saying something.

  7. JWoww Fucked Up Plastic Surgery Face Ron Jeremy Jersey Shore Massacre
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Hedgehog’s done worse.

  8. Kelly Osbourne Purple Mohawk Clothing Line Launch
    Commented on this photo:

    You know, I’m quite fine with more women trying to pull the Storm-from-the-80s-Mohawk look. Way more interesting that some chick dying her hair blonde.

  9. Angela Big Ang Raiola Nipples See Through Tank Top Jersey Shore Massacre
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    WTF? Her tits are leaking into her lips?

  10. Brian Singer Patrick Stewart
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey little buddy! Would you like an acting role on X-men – Days spent passed out in my basement?”

  11. Brucke Willis Kevin Connolly Sin City A Dame To Kill For Premiere After Party
    Commented on this photo:

    “Bruce! Bruce! Can I come out now?”
    “Get back in my dressing room, you little ginger dwarf!”

  12. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    You’re doing God’s work with these posts. Don’t stop. Best. MILF. Ever.

  13. Emily Ratajkowski Bikini Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    She lost weight… needs to eat something… MY DICK!

  14. Jennifer Aniston Awful Wax Statue Madame Tussauds Washington DC
    Commented on this photo:

    Did they use 3/8″ Hex head cap screw for the nipples like I recommended?

  15. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans Nephew Mason
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s the plan with that ridiculous ass? I mean, she’s got it full of implants and god knows what else, and it looks ridiculous, and I just don’t understand anymore. Isn’t it about time to have a surgeon remove all the extras from her ass and make Bruce Jenner’s new tits out of it?

  16. Kelly Osbourne Purple Mohawk Clothing Line Launch
    Commented on this photo:

    “I used t be fat, then I got kinda skinny, now I’m kinda fat again.” Kelly Osbourne’s story.

  17. Rosario Dawson Nipples Leather Dress Sin City A Dame To Kill For
    Commented on this photo:

    I still would but she’s getting a bit of a gut.

  18. Minka Kelly Nipples Tight Dress
    td
    Commented on this photo:

    Did Jeter take his bat to her shins? If they swell up enough, her cankles might look normal.

  19. Brian Singer Patrick Stewart
    Commented on this photo:

    Boldly going *pick-up nubile male stranges with Cap Picard in the backseat* where no man has gone before…

  20. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans Nephew Mason
    Commented on this photo:

    Structural engineers need to be assigned to study how those legs lift that ass, let alone the rest of her body.

  21. Angela Big Ang Raiola Nipples See Through Tank Top Jersey Shore Massacre
    Commented on this photo:

    Now there’s a true massacre.

  22. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans Nephew Mason
    td
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t think she has implants as no one could possibly choose to look like that. No, she’s just typical Armenian stock: big ass, excessive forearm hair, and a moustache.

  23. Angela Big Ang Raiola Nipples See Through Tank Top Jersey Shore Massacre
    jpc
    Commented on this photo:

    Zaloog would

  24. Emily Ratajkowski Bikini Instagram
    Zohan
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn.

  25. Mickey Rourke Dickprint Anastassija Makarenko Sin City A Dame To Kill For
    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh look, she captured him, now he has to give her his pot of gold

  26. Frank Miller Creepy Sickly Face Sin City A Dame To Kill For
    Commented on this photo:

    Crazy Uncle Frank’s crazy face is evidently getting crazier by the seconds.

  27. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
    td
    Commented on this photo:

    Such a pleasing contrast to the photo two before. . .

  28. Charles Barkely Bloodshot Eyes
    brick
    Commented on this photo:

    “It’s just Turrible! They put me next to Angela ‘Big Ang’ Raiola on the crap we missed wednesday photo carousel!”

  29. Charles Barkely Bloodshot Eyes
    Zohan
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s just TURRIBLE

  30. Kelly Osbourne Purple Mohawk Clothing Line Launch
    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    Stories, huh? I bet a lot of them were how bad Ozzy and Sharon were at parenting

  31. Jennifer Aniston Awful Wax Statue Madame Tussauds Washington DC
    Commented on this photo:

    They did a fine job of capturing her cold, soul-less eyes.

  32. JWoww Fucked Up Plastic Surgery Face Ron Jeremy Jersey Shore Massacre
    Commented on this photo:

    I was hoping “Jersey Shore Massacre” was a movie about the cast of the “Jersey Shore” being hunted and brutally slaughtered by incestuous cannibals.

  33. Brian Singer Patrick Stewart
    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    I always had my suspicions there was a drive-thru brothel in West Hollywood that would let you order twinks like a Happy Meal

  34. Emily Ratajkowski Bikini Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    If it wasn’t for her bodyguards, she’d be already be mine. Someday soon, Emily. Someday soon…..

  35. Brucke Willis Kevin Connolly Sin City A Dame To Kill For Premiere After Party
    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    “Look, kid, I’m satisfied with my current agent and manager. And by the way, you were playing a character on a TV show!”

  36. JWoww Fucked Up Plastic Surgery Face Ron Jeremy Jersey Shore Massacre
    Commented on this photo:

    Don’t do it, Ron, have some self respect!

  37. Angela Big Ang Raiola Nipples See Through Tank Top Jersey Shore Massacre
    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    So when Jersey mobsters tell someone they’re going to sleep with the fishes, are they talking about her?

  38. Kelly Osbourne Purple Mohawk Clothing Line Launch
    Commented on this photo:

    The Girl with the dumb-ass Tattoo.

  39. Brucke Willis Kevin Connolly Sin City A Dame To Kill For Premiere After Party
    Joe Blow
    Commented on this photo:

    So, was this before or after the premiere?

  40. Selena Gomez Legs Hooker Boots Daisy Dukes
    Commented on this photo:

    On her way to Bible study.

  41. Angela Big Ang Raiola Nipples See Through Tank Top Jersey Shore Massacre
    cletus
    Commented on this photo:

    What. The. FUCK. am I looking at?

  42. Charles Barkely Bloodshot Eyes
    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hello, Vegas? Give me a hundred bucks on red….D’oh! Alright, I’ll send you a check.”

  43. JWoww Fucked Up Plastic Surgery Face Ron Jeremy Jersey Shore Massacre
    Commented on this photo:

    “I heard you porn stars will fuck anything!”
    “Don’t worry sweetheart. You are the exception.”

  44. Kelly Osbourne Purple Mohawk Clothing Line Launch
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    It takes a lot of work to look this outlandishly weird & bad, many hours of toil in front of the mirror.

  45. Jennifer Aniston Awful Wax Statue Madame Tussauds Washington DC
    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    Did they use the chin from Jay Leno’s statue? Yikes.

  46. Grant Gustin Skinny Shirtless The Flash Set
    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    Suddenly, “the Flash” takes on a new connotation

  47. Angela Big Ang Raiola Nipples See Through Tank Top Jersey Shore Massacre
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy Shit Batman!

  48. Angela Big Ang Raiola Nipples See Through Tank Top Jersey Shore Massacre
    Commented on this photo:

    This is a fucking abomination.

  49. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans Nephew Mason
    Cletus
    Commented on this photo:

    FUCK!!!! I was just starting to think we were going to make it through an entire TCWM with no sightings of those motherfucking Kardashian kunts.

    Thanks for nothing, Fisdh. Thanks for nothing.

  50. Iggy Azalea Huge Ass Tight Skirt Boyfriend Nick Young
    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    “Bitch, will you quit posing for the cameras for 5 fucking minutes?”

Leave A Comment