The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.17.11

August 17th, 2011 // 695 Comments

“We’re gonna need a smaller boat.”

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which I swear to God doesn’t end with Seal’s banana hammock this time. He garaged that beast. Anyway, pregnancy seems to be affecting a different part of Hilary Duff than I anticipated, yet quietly suspected, according to my dream journal, Zooey Deschanel and Katy Perry have officially become completely indistinguishable and Alexander Skarsgard traded up right in front of his ex. You Swedish bastard I can’t stay mad at.

Penn Badgley‘s face is right, the Lilo pic wasn’t called for,

- The Superficial

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  1. Bar Refaeli Bikini Agua Bendita
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Did Daniel Day Lewis drink her milk with his straw?

  2. Raven Symone
    Commented on this photo:

    did she cut arm holes in a bath towel? is that why she’s angry?

  3. Hilary Duff Stretch Pants Butt
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    All I can say officer is that I viewed this as an invitation, which I accepted.

  4. Beyonce
    Ms. B*
    Commented on this photo:

    How did Beyonce transform into Mariah Carey? Strange..

  5. Ben Stiller Surfing
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Look Up! It’s Gerard Depardieu.

  6. Lindsay Lohan
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    Lindsay accidentally tried to snort her legs.

  7. Khloe Kardashian Minidress
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    She can’t sit down or bend in that dress.
    She is condemned to uprightness as long as it’s stretched over her mass.

  8. David Beckham Crotch Grab
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    His nads must be very restless.

  9. Carmen Electra Cleavage
    PoorMaryKelly
    Commented on this photo:

    She must have a pact with the devil to still look that good after all the nasty ass scum she’s been with.

  10. Penn Badgley
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait…this isn’t the set of Glee!

  11. Olivia Munn
    Commented on this photo:

    I couldn’t say why, but I like how she looks. Kind of like hot enough to get me going, but not so hot I gotta worry about her finding someone better.

    • Alex

      I mcfeel you. She seems very approachable and fun. Yeah, you wouldn’t have to worry about the first overworked out closet knob-gobbler to come along and hypnotize her.

    • Deryn

      MEH, I say. MEH MEH MEH.

    • I agree with you. I always had a crush on her since the G4TV days but then she started getting a little attention and became a big flaming pile of fame-whore which ruins it. I think she has produced an ego that will crush her in the end.

      • Fletch

        I’m with ya Nunyo. I had a big crush on her when she was on G4 but like you the fame whoreness is a big turnoff.

  12. Julia Stiles
    Beatriz
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    Dexter should have killed her.

  13. Alexander Skarsgard
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    For only 25 cents a day, you can feed and fuck a starving African

  14. Khloe Kardashian Minidress
    TomFrank
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    You know…when there’s no one next to her and there’s nothing else around her with an identifiable scale, she doesn’t look all that bad.

  15. Ethan Hawke
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    Is Ethan dating Miss Swan?

  16. Adam Brody Pink Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    “Check out how skinny my arms are!”

  17. Donnie Wahlberg Tom Selleck
    TomFrank
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    “Donnie…did you see the sun rise this morning?”

  18. Adam Brody Pink Pants
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah! I’m going to get 5 cents for this bottle I just got out of the trash.

  19. Larry King
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought he was dead. I mean that seriously…I totally thought he was dead. I gotta take like 4 points off my dead pool score now.

  20. John Goodman
    TomFrank
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    I thought he lost a lot of weight. Did he put it all back on already?

  21. Julia Stiles
    JMS
    Commented on this photo:

    This completely undoes the credit she earned on yesterday’s Crap We Missed.

  22. Penn Badgley
    who dat
    Commented on this photo:

    I just can’t figure out why Blake Lively dumped me for Leo.

  23. Lindsay Lohan
    PoorMaryKelly
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    How does she lay out in the sun all the time but her skin stays a pasty alabaster? It’s like she’s been embalmed.

  24. Zooey Deschanel
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m not convinced she and Katy Perry are two different people.

  25. Penn Badgley
    sexyman48
    Commented on this photo:

    “Eet’s all ornery and such.”

  26. Beyonce
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    This looks exactly like my dog when he has to poop.

  27. Julia Stiles
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    I think that black guy IS saying it all with his eyes… “Nothing to look at here”.

    Fish is really an evil bastard. He sees the positive response to her ass in that dress and says, really? Look at this!

  28. Khloe Kardashian Minidress
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    The scary part is the dress isn’t fringed…

  29. Penn Badgley
    PoorMaryKelly
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesus, he’s got teeth like Donkey from Shrek!

  30. Bar Refaeli Bikini Agua Bendita
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    *settles in for one of the better Final Fives*

  31. Ben Stiller Surfing
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    How the fuck did he marry Christine Taylor?

  32. Brad Pitt Female Assistant
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Two dudes and a cute girl in the picture. Neither of the guys is looking at the girl. What’s the problem here?

  33. David Beckham Crotch Grab
    Commented on this photo:

    Have the British never heard of Desenex?

  34. Hilary Duff Stretch Pants Butt
    The Brown Streak
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    Her baby bump looks strange.

  35. Salma Hayek
    Commented on this photo:

    I predict this movie will be the runaway hit of 2012. I will likely watch it in slow motion over and over.

  36. Khloe Kardashian Minidress
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Are we 100% certain that she’s related to Kim, Kourtney, and the 2 cute young ones?

  37. Alexander Skarsgard
    PoorMaryKelly
    Commented on this photo:

    In order to cop a feel, he told Shaniqua he was the Jolly Green Giant on his day off.

  38. Bar Refaeli Bikini Agua Bendita
    Commented on this photo:

    Now how did they know I was smiling??

  39. Lion O

    Smurfy

  40. Brad Pitt Female Assistant
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    No, still not it. Do you want to see a Glasgow handshake?

  41. Larry King
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like Lindsay tried to snort someone’s Preparation H again.

  42. Penn Badgley
    Canadianhouseguest
    Commented on this photo:

    He heard there might be a role for him playing a Klingon in Star Trek 2. What he forgot is that they can just add prosthetics and makeup, he doesn’t need to physically get into character.

  43. Penn Badgley
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    “Taylor’s here”

  44. Donnie Wahlberg Tom Selleck
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s not odd at all that Tom Selleck’s mustache is darker than Donnie Wahlberg’s shirt.

  45. Alexander Skarsgard
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone should tell her that’s not Brad

  46. Ben Stiller Surfing
    sexyman48
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait, wasn’t Caesar was cgi?

  47. Salma Hayek
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    No matter what the rest of her looks like, that tremendous rack never quits.

  48. Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Twitter
    Canadianhouseguest
    Commented on this photo:

    I would wreck that.

  49. Zooey Deschanel
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    I love her…but not this clown look.

  50. Lindsay Lohan
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    I’m beginning to think she had a reason to sue the “milk-a-holic” baby. There’s no way someone this anorexic and cracked out could be so bloated. Dairy makes you bloat…

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