“We’re gonna need a smaller boat.”
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which I swear to God doesn’t end with Seal’s banana hammock this time. He garaged that beast. Anyway, pregnancy seems to be affecting a different part of Hilary Duff than I anticipated, yet quietly suspected, according to my dream journal, Zooey Deschanel and Katy Perry have officially become completely indistinguishable and Alexander Skarsgard traded up right in front of his ex. You Swedish bastard I can’t stay mad at.
Penn Badgley‘s face is right, the Lilo pic wasn’t called for,
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Did Daniel Day Lewis drink her milk with his straw?
did she cut arm holes in a bath towel? is that why she’s angry?
All I can say officer is that I viewed this as an invitation, which I accepted.
How did Beyonce transform into Mariah Carey? Strange..
Look Up! It’s Gerard Depardieu.
Lindsay accidentally tried to snort her legs.
She can’t sit down or bend in that dress.
She is condemned to uprightness as long as it’s stretched over her mass.
His nads must be very restless.
She must have a pact with the devil to still look that good after all the nasty ass scum she’s been with.
Wait…this isn’t the set of Glee!
I couldn’t say why, but I like how she looks. Kind of like hot enough to get me going, but not so hot I gotta worry about her finding someone better.
I mcfeel you. She seems very approachable and fun. Yeah, you wouldn’t have to worry about the first overworked out closet knob-gobbler to come along and hypnotize her.
MEH, I say. MEH MEH MEH.
I agree with you. I always had a crush on her since the G4TV days but then she started getting a little attention and became a big flaming pile of fame-whore which ruins it. I think she has produced an ego that will crush her in the end.
I’m with ya Nunyo. I had a big crush on her when she was on G4 but like you the fame whoreness is a big turnoff.
Dexter should have killed her.
+10
For only 25 cents a day, you can feed and fuck a starving African
not impressed by your comment.
ditto. poor taste
uhhh.. if there was ever a comment to take down it is TOTES this one.. wow
I have to say this is the first time I’ve been offended by online comments and it’s not even an attack on me.
Does it have to be in that order?
You know…when there’s no one next to her and there’s nothing else around her with an identifiable scale, she doesn’t look all that bad.
Relatively speaking of course
Is Ethan dating Miss Swan?
“Check out how skinny my arms are!”
“Donnie…did you see the sun rise this morning?”
Yeah! I’m going to get 5 cents for this bottle I just got out of the trash.
I thought he was dead. I mean that seriously…I totally thought he was dead. I gotta take like 4 points off my dead pool score now.
Maybe this like Weekend at Bernie’s
I thought he lost a lot of weight. Did he put it all back on already?
He did lose like 100 lbs, but it was just in his other pants.
This completely undoes the credit she earned on yesterday’s Crap We Missed.
I just can’t figure out why Blake Lively dumped me for Leo.
How does she lay out in the sun all the time but her skin stays a pasty alabaster? It’s like she’s been embalmed.
Gingers don’t tan.
semen is a natural bleaching agent.
They’re cutting her coke with bleach.
LOL
I’m not convinced she and Katy Perry are two different people.
Me either.
“Eet’s all ornery and such.”
This looks exactly like my dog when he has to poop.
I think that black guy IS saying it all with his eyes… “Nothing to look at here”.
Fish is really an evil bastard. He sees the positive response to her ass in that dress and says, really? Look at this!
The scary part is the dress isn’t fringed…
Jesus, he’s got teeth like Donkey from Shrek!
*settles in for one of the better Final Fives*
How the fuck did he marry Christine Taylor?
money
Two dudes and a cute girl in the picture. Neither of the guys is looking at the girl. What’s the problem here?
Two gay ships passing in the night
Have the British never heard of Desenex?
It wouldn’t hurt Posh to invest in some Monistat as well.
what the fuck is that? some mispelt american crap?
Her baby bump looks strange.
I predict this movie will be the runaway hit of 2012. I will likely watch it in slow motion over and over.
Did one of her boobs bounce up and knock her wig off?
Are we 100% certain that she’s related to Kim, Kourtney, and the 2 cute young ones?
Only via the famewhore mother. The father was Sasquatch
In order to cop a feel, he told Shaniqua he was the Jolly Green Giant on his day off.
Now how did they know I was smiling??
Everyone does when they Mcfeely her Smackup
Smurfy
No, still not it. Do you want to see a Glasgow handshake?
Looks like Lindsay tried to snort someone’s Preparation H again.
He heard there might be a role for him playing a Klingon in Star Trek 2. What he forgot is that they can just add prosthetics and makeup, he doesn’t need to physically get into character.
“Taylor’s here”
hahaha
It’s not odd at all that Tom Selleck’s mustache is darker than Donnie Wahlberg’s shirt.
Someone should tell her that’s not Brad
Plus 420!
win!
Wait, wasn’t Caesar was cgi?
No matter what the rest of her looks like, that tremendous rack never quits.
I would wreck that.
According to the boss^ someone already has
I love her…but not this clown look.
I’m beginning to think she had a reason to sue the “milk-a-holic” baby. There’s no way someone this anorexic and cracked out could be so bloated. Dairy makes you bloat…