The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.17.11

August 17th, 2011 // 695 Comments

“We’re gonna need a smaller boat.”

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which I swear to God doesn’t end with Seal’s banana hammock this time. He garaged that beast. Anyway, pregnancy seems to be affecting a different part of Hilary Duff than I anticipated, yet quietly suspected, according to my dream journal, Zooey Deschanel and Katy Perry have officially become completely indistinguishable and Alexander Skarsgard traded up right in front of his ex. You Swedish bastard I can’t stay mad at.

Penn Badgley‘s face is right, the Lilo pic wasn’t called for,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Christine Taylor Swimsuit Surfing
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is everyone in Kauai this week?

  2. Bar Refaeli Bikini Agua Bendita
    Raoul
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s always a pink cow in the background saying it all with her eyes.

  3. Raven Symone
    Commented on this photo:

    Does she wear the loose-fitting shirt in case she becomes angry???

  4. Carmen Electra Cleavage
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    oh hell yeah

  5. David Beckham Crotch Grab
    your mom
    Commented on this photo:

    When was he with Paris?

  6. Raven Symone
    hbw
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s So Nasty!

  7. Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Twitter
    Richard McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    looks like something tiger would/is/has fuck/ing/ed.

  8. Salma Hayek
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    Looks like a great movie.

  9. Zooey Deschanel
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    So now she can’t bite herself. But how do you stop her doing her own hair?

  10. Vanessa Hudgens
    Jenna
    Commented on this photo:

    Adrian Grenier looks half decent with a clean shave.

  11. Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Twitter
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Fake.

    I’m a pro

  12. John Goodman
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    Nihlists? Fuck me…….I mean, say what you want about National Socialism, but at least it’s an ethos.

  13. Vanessa Hudgens
    la migra
    Commented on this photo:

    theres the true beaner behind the makeup.

  14. Beyonce
    Deacon Jones
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    It’s like they say…in every picture, there’s a picture of a black guy’s eye looking at the camera through a camera

    (huh?)

  15. Michael K Williams
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    Are you trying to find the blackest man on earth this week or something? I’d say Seal has this guy clearly out-blacked.

  16. Hayden Panettiere Swimsuit Conde Nast Traveler
    Commented on this photo:

    Those poor dolphin SMELL fish…but just can’t find them!

  17. Adam Brody Pink Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    What the hell is he celebrating?? The “I’m still alive” Olympics??

  18. Ben Stiller Surfing
    Deacon Jones
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    pfft….Ben, celebrities surfing in T-shirts in Hawaii is sooooo 2010.

  19. Carmen Electra Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Dennis Rodman hit that… repeatedly. I’ll pass.

    • Yea

      She’s still hot though. No normal man will ever satisfy her now that Rodman hollowed her vag out with his monster cock-so she’s ruined…but still hot.

    • Fletch

      Yeah, I’d pass on this one also. She’s kinda hot in the dime street whore kinda way.

  20. Lindsay Lohan
    girlface
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks more homeless than the poor bastard who sleeps under the blanket by her feet every night.

  21. Gordon Ramsay Romeo Beckham
    Jenna
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    “Stupid donkey.”

  22. Brendan Fraser
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    Has his career sunk low enough for him to consider doing a sequel to Encino Man yet? I hope so, I’m looking for a solid suicide aide.

  23. Carmen Electra Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s 39 years old…THIS is what a chick who looks REALLY good for her age looks like. She’s hot without needing an age qualifier.

  24. Gordon Ramsay Romeo Beckham
    hbw
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    Wonder why the kid’s ass hurts? Too much creme fraiche from Gordon?

  25. Lindsay Lohan
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    She looks pissed because someone parked an Escalade next to her bed and woke her up.

  26. Brad Pitt Female Assistant
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    Okay, so last week Gerard Butler was in “Glascow,” and today Brad Pitt’s in “Glaskow.” I suppose eventually you’ll get around to calling it by the agreed upon Anglicized version, “Glasgow.”

  27. Lindsay Lohan
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Hope the drunk-y pill popper ain’t driving.

  28. Brad Pitt Female Assistant
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Shit, I don’t even know this chick and I’M sick of her girlfriends asking her if she fucked him yet…

  29. David Beckham Crotch Grab
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    If he’s that bored imagine how the crowd feel

  30. Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    consider that she’s 14 years YOUNGER than Carmen Electra from the previous gallery photo. I have nothing to add to that.

  31. Penn Badgley
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    …and SOMEONE needs to douche!

  32. Vanessa Hudgens
    Mitch
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s nasty. She looks like a Castro dyke ready to pounce on a cheerleader.

  33. Gordon Ramsay Romeo Beckham
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “And for your next challenge, you will have, 60 minutes, to produce us a perfectly cooked 8 year old child.”

  34. Vanessa Hudgens
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Isn’t she a little young to be in “Simply don’t give a fuck anymore” mode?

  35. Khloe Kardashian Minidress
    Deacon Jones
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    Even the chick on the billboard is “What the fuck”.

  36. Gordon Ramsay Romeo Beckham
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    “Daaad…stop groping your balls already.”

  37. Ethan Hawke
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Fuck, what happened to him?

  38. Raven Symone
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Claire Huxtable doesn’t look bad for her age. Wait, what?

  39. Lindsay Lohan
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Once upon a time in the land of no second chances…

  40. Julia Stiles
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Julia looks as if she has rosacea, or maybe just a bad sunburn.

  41. Alexander Skarsgard
    rican
    Commented on this photo:

    So I guess “What Massie Knew” is a movie about pedophilia

  42. Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Twitter
    Beatriz
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it just me, or are her breast pointing to her elbows?

  43. Beyonce
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    The black guy’s eyes theory is working overtime here.

  44. Salma Hayek
    Commented on this photo:

    More like Cleavages. Amirite?

  45. Donnie Wahlberg Tom Selleck
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “Nice shoes you queer.”

    “Who you talking to Tom!?”

    “Andy Dick, he’s getting kicked out of the Applebee’s across the street.”

  46. Alexander Skarsgard
    Commented on this photo:

    Skarsgard doesn’t discriminate…PedoBear approves!

    Or rather “Skaaas-Gaaahd” as I will now forever think of him…thanks Georgio!

  47. Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Twitter
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    I know a place with wall to wall females like this and the music’s usually good. A milking parlour.

  48. Zooey Deschanel
    Beatriz
    Commented on this photo:

    Zooey is a lot prettier than the whore she was compared to.

  49. Hayden Panettiere Swimsuit Conde Nast Traveler
    PoorMaryKelly
    Commented on this photo:

    I can’t tell if she’s making them hungry or horny.

  50. Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    Sweet Butterface of something that rhymes with butterface!

    • Deryn

      Really, MF? You don’t think she has good structure? A little makeup and brow-correction and I think she’d be awright. I don’t care enough to bother looking up what she looks like all done up, though.

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