“We’re gonna need a smaller boat.”
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which I swear to God doesn’t end with Seal’s banana hammock this time. He garaged that beast. Anyway, pregnancy seems to be affecting a different part of Hilary Duff than I anticipated, yet quietly suspected, according to my dream journal, Zooey Deschanel and Katy Perry have officially become completely indistinguishable and Alexander Skarsgard traded up right in front of his ex. You Swedish bastard I can’t stay mad at.
Penn Badgley‘s face is right, the Lilo pic wasn’t called for,
- The Superficial
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Why is everyone in Kauai this week?
There’s always a pink cow in the background saying it all with her eyes.
Ha.
Does she wear the loose-fitting shirt in case she becomes angry???
oh hell yeah
When was he with Paris?
That’s So Nasty!
looks like something tiger would/is/has fuck/ing/ed.
Bravo my friend.
Looks like a great movie.
So now she can’t bite herself. But how do you stop her doing her own hair?
Adrian Grenier looks half decent with a clean shave.
Fake.
I’m a pro
Or you have eyes :)
Or he has fake eyes
You would think having a billionaire for a father she could have gotten a better boob job.
Money does not buy smarts nor class
^eh, grammatical failure but you get the gist
Nihlists? Fuck me…….I mean, say what you want about National Socialism, but at least it’s an ethos.
theres the true beaner behind the makeup.
It’s like they say…in every picture, there’s a picture of a black guy’s eye looking at the camera through a camera
(huh?)
Are you trying to find the blackest man on earth this week or something? I’d say Seal has this guy clearly out-blacked.
Seal’s so black he’s blue.
you’re so poor you’re racist
Those poor dolphin SMELL fish…but just can’t find them!
What the hell is he celebrating?? The “I’m still alive” Olympics??
pfft….Ben, celebrities surfing in T-shirts in Hawaii is sooooo 2010.
Dennis Rodman hit that… repeatedly. I’ll pass.
She’s still hot though. No normal man will ever satisfy her now that Rodman hollowed her vag out with his monster cock-so she’s ruined…but still hot.
Yeah, I’d pass on this one also. She’s kinda hot in the dime street whore kinda way.
she looks more homeless than the poor bastard who sleeps under the blanket by her feet every night.
“Stupid donkey.”
Has his career sunk low enough for him to consider doing a sequel to Encino Man yet? I hope so, I’m looking for a solid suicide aide.
No, Ben Stiller has that on Lock Down
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills seems to do the trick.
She’s 39 years old…THIS is what a chick who looks REALLY good for her age looks like. She’s hot without needing an age qualifier.
Christine Taylor is 40 and looks better than this
Wonder why the kid’s ass hurts? Too much creme fraiche from Gordon?
She looks pissed because someone parked an Escalade next to her bed and woke her up.
Win!
Okay, so last week Gerard Butler was in “Glascow,” and today Brad Pitt’s in “Glaskow.” I suppose eventually you’ll get around to calling it by the agreed upon Anglicized version, “Glasgow.”
I thought they were in Glaszkow, Poland.
Hope the drunk-y pill popper ain’t driving.
Shit, I don’t even know this chick and I’M sick of her girlfriends asking her if she fucked him yet…
If he’s that bored imagine how the crowd feel
consider that she’s 14 years YOUNGER than Carmen Electra from the previous gallery photo. I have nothing to add to that.
I do! “Cocaine is a helluva drug”
…and SOMEONE needs to douche!
That’s nasty. She looks like a Castro dyke ready to pounce on a cheerleader.
“And for your next challenge, you will have, 60 minutes, to produce us a perfectly cooked 8 year old child.”
Isn’t she a little young to be in “Simply don’t give a fuck anymore” mode?
Even the chick on the billboard is “What the fuck”.
“Daaad…stop groping your balls already.”
Fuck, what happened to him?
Claire Huxtable doesn’t look bad for her age. Wait, what?
Once upon a time in the land of no second chances…
Julia looks as if she has rosacea, or maybe just a bad sunburn.
Or maybe she went a little overboard with the blush.
Or maybe she was crying because she lost her luggage. (which is true)
So I guess “What Massie Knew” is a movie about pedophilia
Is it just me, or are her breast pointing to her elbows?
The black guy’s eyes theory is working overtime here.
More like Cleavages. Amirite?
“Nice shoes you queer.”
“Who you talking to Tom!?”
“Andy Dick, he’s getting kicked out of the Applebee’s across the street.”
Skarsgard doesn’t discriminate…PedoBear approves!
Or rather “Skaaas-Gaaahd” as I will now forever think of him…thanks Georgio!
I know a place with wall to wall females like this and the music’s usually good. A milking parlour.
Zooey is a lot prettier than the whore she was compared to.
If by prettier you mean more plain, smaller boobs and a vacant drugged out expression at all times then I agree.
Have you seen her rack in your highness? I don’t think so.
I can’t tell if she’s making them hungry or horny.
Sweet Butterface of something that rhymes with butterface!
Really, MF? You don’t think she has good structure? A little makeup and brow-correction and I think she’d be awright. I don’t care enough to bother looking up what she looks like all done up, though.
I wouldn’t either because I really want to know what I’m gonna wake up next to in the morning.