The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.17.11

August 17th, 2011 // 695 Comments

“We’re gonna need a smaller boat.”

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which I swear to God doesn’t end with Seal’s banana hammock this time. He garaged that beast. Anyway, pregnancy seems to be affecting a different part of Hilary Duff than I anticipated, yet quietly suspected, according to my dream journal, Zooey Deschanel and Katy Perry have officially become completely indistinguishable and Alexander Skarsgard traded up right in front of his ex. You Swedish bastard I can’t stay mad at.

Penn Badgley‘s face is right, the Lilo pic wasn’t called for,

- The Superficial

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  1. David Beckham Crotch Grab
    Coco
    Commented on this photo:

    Possible side effects of Herbalife include incessant junk-touching…

  2. Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Twitter
    Paddy McC
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    Since her dad runs Formula One, you know those things were built for speed.

  3. Amy Childs Cleavage
    Coco
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    She looks like she was assembled out of spare Kardashian parts.

  4. Donnie Wahlberg Tom Selleck
    Dstick
    Commented on this photo:

    Life is like a box of chocolates…

  5. deargoodlord

    Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel “completely indistinguishable”? TAKE IT BACK.

  6. Salma Hayek
    :P
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    You get to see her naked boobies in ‘Freida’ and they are as nice as you think they are

  7. Ethan Hawke
    Steelerchick
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    Why is he greasy with zits?

  8. Michael K Williams
    Fletch
    Commented on this photo:

    C’mon guys, that’s Garret Morris from Saturday Night Live!

  9. Salma Hayek
    Fletch
    Commented on this photo:

    OK, this is one chick who can cut her hair short or leave it long and she still is a friggen knock-out. Hell, she could probably shave it and still look good.

  10. Brad Pitt Female Assistant
    Steelerchick
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah we did it!! What are you looking at??

  11. Zooey Deschanel
    Steelerchick
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    She’s the New Girl.

  12. David Beckham Crotch Grab
    Steelerchick
    Commented on this photo:

    Again, allow me.

  13. Christine Taylor Swimsuit Surfing
    thinkative
    Commented on this photo:

    Marsha! Marsha! Marsha!

  14. Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Twitter
    C.
    Commented on this photo:

    For some reason that Mike Oldfield album comes to mind. What’s it called again? Right, Tubular Bells.

  15. Penn Badgley
    Georgio
    Commented on this photo:

    Some one tell Tara Reid to put on a one piece!!

  16. Hilary Duff Stretch Pants Butt
    Don
    Commented on this photo:

    Pregnancy makes the ass grow. It’s science.

  17. Ben Stiller Surfing
    Manowl
    Commented on this photo:

    Hybrid children watch the sea
    Pray for Father, roaming free

  18. Ethan Hawke
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    Proudly rockin’ the stroke survivor look.

  19. Alexander Skarsgard
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    His ex-girlfriend’s backpack does not look pleased.

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