The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.15.12

August 15th, 2012 // 435 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, or as is will henceforth be known, The Day Jennifer Lawrence Finally Turned Around In Those Goddamned Yoga Pants. We’ve also got Dax Shepard making this face, which I would easily trade staring at for several hours over ever having to hear him speak again, the marketing department at Foster Grant should really get their vision checked *rimshot, puts gun in mouth*, and The Superficial officially welcomes Rep. Paul Ryan.

The microphone is a dick, sir, edging toward your eager mouth. This is what we do here,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jennifer Lawrence Butt Yoga Pants
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    I’ll pump that ass.

  2. Nicky Minaj Foxy Brown Huge Butts
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    I’m hoping they re-enact Jennifer Connelly’s ass to ass scene from “Requiem for a Dream”

  3. Kristen Bell Butt Hit And Run Premiere
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    No ass to be seen, but I’d still nail it.

  4. Jordana Brewster Butt Yoga Pants
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    Still so hot even after a kid. See that? Moms whose bodies go to shit after crapping out one baby. Step your game up.

  5. Jennifer Garner
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    I see she’s getting ready for my arrival.

  6. Jordin Sparks Butt Legs Tight Minidress
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    She’s so cute and sexy. Looking fucking hot these days.

  7. Laura Prepon Dyed Black Hair
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    Too bad “Are You There, Chelsea?” got cancelled. I like seeing her on TV. Also the show had Ali Wong (can’t go wrong there) and Lauren Lapkus was pretty funny.

  8. Rumer Willis Cleavage Legs Pale Skin Short Shorts
    Brit
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    3 bagger. One for you,one for her and one just in case your room-mate comes home.

  9. Rumer Willis Cleavage Legs Pale Skin Short Shorts
    Brit
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    All she’s missing is the floor-length black dress and the white streak in her hair

  10. Samuel L. Jackson Kangol Hat
    EZ-B
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    “Even I’m bored of me.”

  11. Paul Ryan Bug Eyes Tongue Out
    tlmck
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    “So Mr. Ryan, do you spell potato with an ‘e’?”

  12. Tommy Hilfiger Spandex Running Pants
    catapostrophe
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    PIGS?

  13. Rumer Willis Cleavage Legs Pale Skin Short Shorts
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    The potato is strong in this one.

  14. Paul Ryan Bug Eyes Tongue Out
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    “…and then I applied this firmly to Governor Romney’s ass…”

  15. Samuel L. Jackson Kangol Hat
    uncle denial
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    BREAKING NEWS: Sam Jackson to play Stephen Hawking in new “action” bio-pic of famous astrophysicist.

  16. Nicky Minaj Foxy Brown Huge Butts
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    “Crack is a breath mint…”
    “Crack, it’s a candy mint…”
    STOP! You’re both fucked up!

  17. Nicky Minaj Foxy Brown Huge Butts
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    They’re putting together a new singing group called The Two Tons of Ugly.

  18. Brooke Shields Foster Grant Eyewear Spokesperson
    Hugh Jazz
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    Brooke Shields is CRAZY… for her Foster Grants.

  19. Jennifer Lawrence Butt Yoga Pants
    Hugh Jazz
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    Regular, Plus or Super? Hmm, better check my E-meter.

  20. Dax Shepard Hit and Run Premiere
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    “Feeeeelings, Whoa-oh-oh, Feeeeelings…”

  21. Brooke Shields Foster Grant Eyewear Spokesperson
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    Lens Crafters. One hour to Brooke Shields, or it’s free.

  22. Amy Childs Cleavage Fragrance Launch
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    I guess she needs to raise funds to plasticize her ass, too.

  23. Rumer Willis Cleavage Legs Pale Skin Short Shorts
    anonym
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    sucks when you inherit your parents’ worst genes.

    That narrow long face of Demi never matched that egghead of Bruce.

  24. Jordana Brewster Butt Yoga Pants
    damn
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    Steven Tyler’s transformation is complete.

  25. Rumer Willis Cleavage Legs Pale Skin Short Shorts
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    For a second I thought it was Marilyn Manson.

  26. Rumer Willis Cleavage Legs Pale Skin Short Shorts
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    My penis is bawling like a toddler and all I get between the sobs is something about being “so fucking confused right now”.

  27. Dax Shepard Hit and Run Premiere
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    I sort of respect him after Bell’s hilarious Pet Sloth Meltdown. Guy clearly knows how to treat his lady.

  28. Tommy Hilfiger Spandex Running Pants
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    There’s an S missing on that shirt.

  29. Paul Ryan Bug Eyes Tongue Out
    gtownjohnny
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    derp

  30. Dax Shepard Hit and Run Premiere
    your mum
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    is he wearing eyeliner???

  31. Paul Ryan Bug Eyes Tongue Out
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    Drawings of the devil usually depict him with his toungue outstreched.

  32. Brittny Gastineau Cleavage Drunk
    HollywoodOutsider
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    She sweats like her father, Mark.

  33. Brooke Shields Foster Grant Eyewear Spokesperson
    anonymous
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    Is that an oil painting of Brooke Shields?

  34. Samuel L. Jackson Kangol Hat
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    How’s his daughter going?

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