Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, or as is will henceforth be known, The Day Jennifer Lawrence Finally Turned Around In Those Goddamned Yoga Pants. We’ve also got Dax Shepard making this face, which I would easily trade staring at for several hours over ever having to hear him speak again, the marketing department at Foster Grant should really get their vision checked *rimshot, puts gun in mouth*, and The Superficial officially welcomes Rep. Paul Ryan.
The microphone is a dick, sir, edging toward your eager mouth. This is what we do here,
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Yumm.
Re: Minaj performing live…
It’s like going to the cheapest stripper bar on “$uper Di$count Nite”,
when beer’s half price and they throw in free chicken wings,
and you still want your money back…
Holy Moley…They got George Lucas to CGI her!
Tits AND gtfo
See, I could play a vampire in one of those damned movies…I could….I could……..hey, got any coke?
Underwear?
Hilfiger it out…
I laughed way too hard at this
:-)
“YES these gloves are my shoes; and NO I dont wear shoes on my fucking hands.”
So this is how she plans to avoid having a fourth kid.
She’s got the same thing going on at the opposite end of her digestive tract.
Like Mitt Romney says, America’s sitting on huge fuel reserves
Props to the stage hands for an incredibly sturdy stage setup.
Nana Mouskouri is looking young and fresh…
Two blocks down the street, he stumbled upon a gang of gay ham radio operators, and hours later, during a brief lull in the melee, his ass sent out an . . . – - – . . .
I hate this motherfucker. That’s all I’ve got to say.
Too easy. Much too easy.
The one on the left looks like an Orc.
You can dress an Orc up in heels and a teddy, but it’s still an Orc.
Sensible slacks…for all your 1970′s mom needs.
Does this one ever get out of these yoga pants?
She looks better in yoga pants than I’ve ever seen her look in couture.
Paul Ryan responds to questions about how he plans to court the black vote
Interviewer: “So, Ben, what’re you up to these days?”
Ben: “Writing a new movie that I’m directing, producing and starring in”.
Interviewer: “Wow! How do you keep so busy?”
Jennifer: “Beeeeeeennnnnnn?!?”
Ben: “Gotta run!”
vampire cameltoe!
Yet he was her master, and the invisible man would use his sub whenever, wherever, and however he wanted.
he looks like one of those stress dolls – squeeze him and his eyes and tongue pop out
F U C K
id hit and run
Pretty ok, but doesn’t compare to KimK, sorry…
You think Kim Kunt Rash is hotter than Jennifer Lawrence? You’re sick.
Kim Kardashian is such a fucking fat ass ugly ho… stop looking at glam shots and use your god damn eyes. She is not now or ever been hot or had a nice ass. Fat flabby worthless ass yes.
You can worship at the alter of photoshop all you want.
agree. KK and Nicki Tranny minaj cannot compare to a real woman like this who does not deface her body by inject parts of it with fat. KK has a fat disgusting rumply cottage cheese ass, and is the most vain person on the planet
Can we conclude from your comments then, Frank, that you concede Kimmy looks good after photoshop?
This makes no sense. You’re saying every set, all hundreds of them per day, of KimK’s backside, most of which look delicious and womanly, are photoshopped? She’s shaped like a woman, and more so that most women :D If you don’t like that, well go talk to elton john about boat tickets.
Kim K looks like she has a medical condition. If my wife ever looks that “womanly,” I’ll be getting a divorce or a girlfriend (or both). Whichever is cheaper.
laughable. KK is a real woman with womanly curves? You forget that her “curves” are a result from fat injections and silicone. how is that womanly when its FAKE? any skank on the street with tons of money and insecurities could do the same and achieve this monstrous result known as KK’s ass. try googling a pic of her back in 2005…she had a flat pancake ass like her sisters.
Kim’s ass is going to hell in a handbag. At one time it was beautiful. And she’s always had great tits. Her body is simply not aging well.
Sorry, lily, but I disagree with you. Behold Kim Kardashian age 14…
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With a body like that at 14, it’s no wonder she turned out the way she did. A soul sucking harpy, who only uses people to further herself.
Don’t get excited. Air and a toothbrush are all that’s been in that mouth since her wedding day.
And now as a public service, here’s Garrett Morris repeating tonight’s top story for the hearing impaired.
What does Ben look like when you peg him?
I thought your stomach got fat BEFORE your face during pregnancy. But then again, Megan Fox has always defied the rules.
“No Ben! Babies can’t be made by putting that in my mouth!”
Ghetto SeaWorld
She and Miley Cyrus should be forced by the court to attend a mandatory “No, it’s NOT okay to do that to your hair, dumbass!” course at the local community college.
“I can’t read, but I play a person who can read on TV…”
are the shirt tails in the front there to hide the penis bulge?
When did she turn into a chola?
As dumb as he may look in this pic, nothing that this pic says will out dumb Obabalatta. That monkey boy needs to be shown the door.
I’m pretty O.K. with this girl taking all the roles that KStew is going to lose.
My agent said it should be shaped like a sweet, little, sparkly grenade, and then he shot himself. So I went with his idea, to honor his memory.
And introducing….Dax Shepard as…..Perez Hilton.
I’m guessing the necks on all her shirts are totally stretched out.
Shouldn’t this picture be in landscape?
Wrong angle.
I bet she is a lotta fun.
Not seen: urinal.
Ische bin eine heiney fanatik und du Kirsten Bell heiney is fantastiche! Machen sie eien yoga pants, Kristen und shnell!!!! Machen sie einen deepen knee bends!!
I don’t understand German, but I love it!
Can I please nominate this for Most Important People? “heiney is fantastiche” and “deepen knee bends” hahahaha
Google tells me this means “Ishe am a fanatik Heiney Heiney and you Kirsten Bell is fantastic engravings! Do they land yoga pants, Kristen and Shnell!! Do they have a knee bends deepen!”
“I am a heiney fanatic, and you Kristen Bell heiney is fantastic. Make it yoga pants, and quickly!!!! Make it the deepen knee bends!!”
Ich bin alzo nominaten fur zen volks überaus-importanten und das readen mehr aus dies poster-mann.
Press “one” for English, motherfuckers!
Jennifer was tops in her mime class for “blowing up a balloon.”
Who the hell is this?
One is a Harvard educated lawyer, the other is a Harvard educated lawyer and… an elitist! See them in ‘Change’, coming 2013. Washington will never be the same again!
Kristin and Jordana had their asses absorbed two pictures back.
She looks unusually non-donkey faced in this picture.