The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.15.12

August 15th, 2012 // 435 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, or as is will henceforth be known, The Day Jennifer Lawrence Finally Turned Around In Those Goddamned Yoga Pants. We’ve also got Dax Shepard making this face, which I would easily trade staring at for several hours over ever having to hear him speak again, the marketing department at Foster Grant should really get their vision checked *rimshot, puts gun in mouth*, and The Superficial officially welcomes Rep. Paul Ryan.

The microphone is a dick, sir, edging toward your eager mouth. This is what we do here,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jennifer Lawrence Butt Yoga Pants
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    Yumm.

  2. Nicky Minaj Foxy Brown Huge Butts
    Johnny P!
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    Re: Minaj performing live…
    It’s like going to the cheapest stripper bar on “$uper Di$count Nite”,
    when beer’s half price and they throw in free chicken wings,
    and you still want your money back…

  3. Brooke Shields Foster Grant Eyewear Spokesperson
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    Holy Moley…They got George Lucas to CGI her!

  4. Rumer Willis Cleavage Legs Pale Skin Short Shorts
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    Tits AND gtfo

  5. Dax Shepard Hit and Run Premiere
    EricLr
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    See, I could play a vampire in one of those damned movies…I could….I could……..hey, got any coke?

  6. Tommy Hilfiger Spandex Running Pants
    Johnny P!
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    Underwear?
    Hilfiger it out…

  7. Samuel L. Jackson Kangol Hat
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    “YES these gloves are my shoes; and NO I dont wear shoes on my fucking hands.”

  8. Jennifer Garner
    Jill
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    So this is how she plans to avoid having a fourth kid.

  9. Nicky Minaj Foxy Brown Huge Butts
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Like Mitt Romney says, America’s sitting on huge fuel reserves

  10. Nicky Minaj Foxy Brown Huge Butts
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    Props to the stage hands for an incredibly sturdy stage setup.

  11. Jordana Brewster Butt Yoga Pants
    Johnny P!
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    Nana Mouskouri is looking young and fresh…

  12. Tommy Hilfiger Spandex Running Pants
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    Two blocks down the street, he stumbled upon a gang of gay ham radio operators, and hours later, during a brief lull in the melee, his ass sent out an . . . – - – . . .

  13. Paul Ryan Bug Eyes Tongue Out
    Animal
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    I hate this motherfucker. That’s all I’ve got to say.

  14. Jennifer Garner
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    Too easy. Much too easy.

  15. Nicky Minaj Foxy Brown Huge Butts
    Cock Dr
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    The one on the left looks like an Orc.
    You can dress an Orc up in heels and a teddy, but it’s still an Orc.

  16. Kristen Bell Butt Hit And Run Premiere
    EricLr
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    Sensible slacks…for all your 1970′s mom needs.

  17. Jennifer Lawrence Butt Yoga Pants
    CriCri
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    Does this one ever get out of these yoga pants?

  18. Paul Ryan Bug Eyes Tongue Out
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    Paul Ryan responds to questions about how he plans to court the black vote

  19. Jennifer Garner
    Johnny P!
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    Interviewer: “So, Ben, what’re you up to these days?”
    Ben: “Writing a new movie that I’m directing, producing and starring in”.
    Interviewer: “Wow! How do you keep so busy?”
    Jennifer: “Beeeeeeennnnnnn?!?”
    Ben: “Gotta run!”

  20. Rumer Willis Cleavage Legs Pale Skin Short Shorts
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    vampire cameltoe!

  21. Jennifer Garner
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    Yet he was her master, and the invisible man would use his sub whenever, wherever, and however he wanted.

  22. Paul Ryan Bug Eyes Tongue Out
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    he looks like one of those stress dolls – squeeze him and his eyes and tongue pop out

  23. Tommy Hilfiger Spandex Running Pants
    CriCri
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    F U C K

  24. Kristen Bell Butt Hit And Run Premiere
    skunk
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    id hit and run

  25. Jennifer Lawrence Butt Yoga Pants
    Athr
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    Pretty ok, but doesn’t compare to KimK, sorry…

    • Mike

      You think Kim Kunt Rash is hotter than Jennifer Lawrence? You’re sick.

    • Frank

      Kim Kardashian is such a fucking fat ass ugly ho… stop looking at glam shots and use your god damn eyes. She is not now or ever been hot or had a nice ass. Fat flabby worthless ass yes.
      You can worship at the alter of photoshop all you want.

      • lily

        agree. KK and Nicki Tranny minaj cannot compare to a real woman like this who does not deface her body by inject parts of it with fat. KK has a fat disgusting rumply cottage cheese ass, and is the most vain person on the planet

      • Animal

        Can we conclude from your comments then, Frank, that you concede Kimmy looks good after photoshop?

      • Athr

        This makes no sense. You’re saying every set, all hundreds of them per day, of KimK’s backside, most of which look delicious and womanly, are photoshopped? She’s shaped like a woman, and more so that most women :D If you don’t like that, well go talk to elton john about boat tickets.

      • Kim K looks like she has a medical condition. If my wife ever looks that “womanly,” I’ll be getting a divorce or a girlfriend (or both). Whichever is cheaper.

      • lily

        laughable. KK is a real woman with womanly curves? You forget that her “curves” are a result from fat injections and silicone. how is that womanly when its FAKE? any skank on the street with tons of money and insecurities could do the same and achieve this monstrous result known as KK’s ass. try googling a pic of her back in 2005…she had a flat pancake ass like her sisters.

      • Kim’s ass is going to hell in a handbag. At one time it was beautiful. And she’s always had great tits. Her body is simply not aging well.

        Sorry, lily, but I disagree with you. Behold Kim Kardashian age 14…

        [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/16/Kim Kardashian age 14 1-340_333.jpg[/img]

      • With a body like that at 14, it’s no wonder she turned out the way she did. A soul sucking harpy, who only uses people to further herself.

  26. Jennifer Garner
    EricLr
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    Don’t get excited. Air and a toothbrush are all that’s been in that mouth since her wedding day.

  27. Jennifer Garner
    I'mCool
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    And now as a public service, here’s Garrett Morris repeating tonight’s top story for the hearing impaired.

  28. Jennifer Garner
    Joe
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    What does Ben look like when you peg him?

  29. Laura Prepon Dyed Black Hair
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    I thought your stomach got fat BEFORE your face during pregnancy. But then again, Megan Fox has always defied the rules.

  30. Jennifer Garner
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    “No Ben! Babies can’t be made by putting that in my mouth!”

  31. Nicky Minaj Foxy Brown Huge Butts
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    Ghetto SeaWorld

  32. Laura Prepon Dyed Black Hair
    EricLr
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    She and Miley Cyrus should be forced by the court to attend a mandatory “No, it’s NOT okay to do that to your hair, dumbass!” course at the local community college.

  33. Brooke Shields Foster Grant Eyewear Spokesperson
    JC
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    “I can’t read, but I play a person who can read on TV…”

  34. Laura Prepon Dyed Black Hair
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    are the shirt tails in the front there to hide the penis bulge?

  35. Laura Prepon Dyed Black Hair
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    When did she turn into a chola?

  36. Paul Ryan Bug Eyes Tongue Out
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    As dumb as he may look in this pic, nothing that this pic says will out dumb Obabalatta. That monkey boy needs to be shown the door.

  37. Jennifer Lawrence Butt Yoga Pants
    JC
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    I’m pretty O.K. with this girl taking all the roles that KStew is going to lose.

  38. Amy Childs Cleavage Fragrance Launch
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    My agent said it should be shaped like a sweet, little, sparkly grenade, and then he shot himself. So I went with his idea, to honor his memory.

  39. Dax Shepard Hit and Run Premiere
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    And introducing….Dax Shepard as…..Perez Hilton.

  40. Rumer Willis Cleavage Legs Pale Skin Short Shorts
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    I’m guessing the necks on all her shirts are totally stretched out.

  41. Nicky Minaj Foxy Brown Huge Butts
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    Shouldn’t this picture be in landscape?

  42. Jordin Sparks Butt Legs Tight Minidress
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    Wrong angle.

  43. Brittny Gastineau Cleavage Drunk
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    I bet she is a lotta fun.

  44. Samuel L. Jackson Kangol Hat
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    Not seen: urinal.

  45. Kristen Bell Butt Hit And Run Premiere
    Ass Fetish Hitler
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    Ische bin eine heiney fanatik und du Kirsten Bell heiney is fantastiche! Machen sie eien yoga pants, Kristen und shnell!!!! Machen sie einen deepen knee bends!!

  46. Jennifer Garner
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    Jennifer was tops in her mime class for “blowing up a balloon.”

  47. Rumer Willis Cleavage Legs Pale Skin Short Shorts
    Frank
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    Who the hell is this?

  48. Paul Ryan Bug Eyes Tongue Out
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    One is a Harvard educated lawyer, the other is a Harvard educated lawyer and… an elitist! See them in ‘Change’, coming 2013. Washington will never be the same again!

  49. Jordana Brewster Butt Yoga Pants
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    Kristin and Jordana had their asses absorbed two pictures back.

  50. Jennifer Garner
    Schmidtler
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    She looks unusually non-donkey faced in this picture.

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