The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.15.12

August 15th, 2012 // 435 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, or as is will henceforth be known, The Day Jennifer Lawrence Finally Turned Around In Those Goddamned Yoga Pants. We’ve also got Dax Shepard making this face, which I would easily trade staring at for several hours over ever having to hear him speak again, the marketing department at Foster Grant should really get their vision checked *rimshot, puts gun in mouth*, and The Superficial officially welcomes Rep. Paul Ryan.

The microphone is a dick, sir, edging toward your eager mouth. This is what we do here,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Amy Childs Cleavage Fragrance Launch
    Juju
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    Hooker.
    From the future.
    Pictured by a fourteen years old.
    In the 60′s.

  2. Jennifer Lawrence Butt Yoga Pants
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    Is is OK to have a smoking hot ass around a gas pump?

  3. Amy Childs Cleavage Fragrance Launch
    Cock Dr
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    She doesn’t really hold up very well under the hot lights.

    • Bigalkie

      They really do seem to have an endless stream of super ugly, fake titted overly made up icons in The UK

  4. Samuel L. Jackson Kangol Hat
    it had to be said
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    “Dat ass”

  5. Nicky Minaj Foxy Brown Huge Butts
    ben dover
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    two words come to mind “chocolate thunder”

  6. Tommy Hilfiger Spandex Running Pants
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    Power strolling.

  7. Tommy Hilfiger Spandex Running Pants
    ben dover
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    “fast as _ _ _ _”

    dick?

  8. Jennifer Garner
    Inner Retard
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    Every picture of her lately is about what she’s do with a cock. Or maybe that’s just my imagination.

  9. Laura Prepon Dyed Black Hair
    kelly
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    Even Scientology can’t rescue her career.

    • Animal

      Has it ever rescued anyone’s career?

    • Emma Watson's Vagina

      did some research on her. as i was bored. she left that cult when she left Masterson in 2007. and last i checked he and Brett Butler were suing her over a joint resturant they share.

  10. Amy Childs Cleavage Fragrance Launch
    Crissy
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    Did she intentionally do her hair so she could resemble the perfume bottle?

  11. Jordana Brewster Butt Yoga Pants
    it had to be said
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    It’s hard to have people ogle your narrow ass.

  12. Kristen Bell Butt Hit And Run Premiere
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    So Dax Shepherd is taping this? Life is so unfair.

  13. Kristen Bell Butt Hit And Run Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    So Dax Shepherd is taping this? Life is so unfair.

  14. Tommy Hilfiger Spandex Running Pants
    it had to be said
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    He should have been forced to wear the Olympic uniforms. And buy them. At full boat.

  15. Jennifer Lawrence Butt Yoga Pants
    Frank
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    Yes…yes I have. And it looked that nice. Bad new…got pink eye.
    Was almost worth it.

  16. Paul Ryan Bug Eyes Tongue Out
    your mom
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    nothing says happiness like an afternoon rim job.

  17. Jordin Sparks Butt Legs Tight Minidress
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Hot damn.

  18. Jennifer Garner
    it had to be said
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    Aunt Bea does not approve.

  19. Brooke Shields Foster Grant Eyewear Spokesperson
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    Somewhere a little piece of Tom Cruise just died…

  20. Dax Shepard Hit and Run Premiere
    Frank
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    Is it me…or does that ugly mofo have dentures

  21. Brittny Gastineau Cleavage Drunk
    it had to be said
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    Underwear? Really, Brittney?

  22. Nicky Minaj Foxy Brown Huge Butts
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    Kardashians ass is jealous

  23. Paul Ryan Bug Eyes Tongue Out
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    …responded Vice-Presidential candidate Paul Ryan, upon being asked about his plan’s negative impact on low and middle income households.

  24. Samuel L. Jackson Kangol Hat
    your mom
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    Baby, I hate to see you leave, but Damn girl, I love to watch you go…

  25. Jordin Sparks Butt Legs Tight Minidress
    it had to be said
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    Good for her. She looks great.

  26. Tommy Hilfiger Spandex Running Pants
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    D_E_A_D

  27. Laura Prepon Dyed Black Hair
    dontkillthemessenger
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    What did she do to her hair?

    She’s now the 3rd hottest chick from That 70s Show behind Mila Kunis and the meth addict.

  28. Brooke Shields Foster Grant Eyewear Spokesperson
    Frank
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    I would bend her over…and then walk away leaving her frustrated.

  29. Jennifer Lawrence Butt Yoga Pants
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    “Remove nozzle and place in butt? I don’t understand.”

  30. Laura Prepon Dyed Black Hair
    Beaver Underground
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    Hard working girl. But a young actress’ career is hard on the knees. Judging by her jeans.

  31. Laura Prepon Dyed Black Hair
    your mom
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    NO. Blonde or ginger, but this will NOT do.

  32. Nicky Minaj Foxy Brown Huge Butts
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    And I remember when Foxy Brown was, well, foxy. It’s been a while, apparently.

  33. Nicky Minaj Foxy Brown Huge Butts
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    God I wish this was a duel.

  34. Paul Ryan Bug Eyes Tongue Out
    I'mCool
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    My daddy sthells sthits in the sthit yard.

  35. Nicky Minaj Foxy Brown Huge Butts
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve seen less blubber at my zoo’s hippo enclosure.

  36. Paul Ryan Bug Eyes Tongue Out
    galt
    Commented on this photo:

    I smell lots of stupid in these posts…

  37. Tommy Hilfiger Spandex Running Pants
    rican
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    What’s Joe Piscopo doing outside of Jersey?

  38. Paul Ryan Bug Eyes Tongue Out
    Johnny P!
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    The Obama campaign team need only keep re-posting this pic over and over.

  39. Paul Ryan Bug Eyes Tongue Out
    SW
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    even he doesn’t like the taste of the shit that comes out of his mouth.

  40. Brooke Shields Foster Grant Eyewear Spokesperson
    Johnny P!
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    The youngest, sanest and freshest she’s looked in years.
    Thanks, Photoshop!

  41. Jordin Sparks Butt Legs Tight Minidress
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    “Sparkle?” Is this another goddamn vampire movie!?

  42. Dax Shepard Hit and Run Premiere
    Johnny P!
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    If you’re gonna be an Ass, bray like one!

  43. Brittny Gastineau Cleavage Drunk
    ben dover
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    i see london, i see france…

  44. Rumer Willis Cleavage Legs Pale Skin Short Shorts
    EricLr
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    I bet she gets really pissed off when cars pull up and ask “How much for a date?” But then she still gets up the next morning and puts something like that on.

  45. Amy Childs Cleavage Fragrance Launch
    katelah
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    UK broads eat this shit up.

  46. Amy Childs Cleavage Fragrance Launch
    galt
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    I wonder if my semen on her face would dissolve all that makeup by morning?

  47. Paul Ryan Bug Eyes Tongue Out
    EricLr
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    Here’s what I say to grandma and her damned medicare!!

  48. Amy Childs Cleavage Fragrance Launch
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    Aura must smell like semen and polystyrene.

  49. Rumer Willis Cleavage Legs Pale Skin Short Shorts
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    I heard she’ll only talk to Wilber Post.

  50. Brooke Shields Foster Grant Eyewear Spokesperson
    EricLr
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    Okay, good, good. Now show us “Business Crazy”

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