Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, or as is will henceforth be known, The Day Jennifer Lawrence Finally Turned Around In Those Goddamned Yoga Pants. We’ve also got Dax Shepard making this face, which I would easily trade staring at for several hours over ever having to hear him speak again, the marketing department at Foster Grant should really get their vision checked *rimshot, puts gun in mouth*, and The Superficial officially welcomes Rep. Paul Ryan.
The microphone is a dick, sir, edging toward your eager mouth. This is what we do here,
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First pic in a while where she doesn’t look like she just shit herself.
God bless Photoshop.
Here let me fill that for ya …. ziiip
Anyone have a paper bag handy?
I would use a cloth bag. Not only is it more environmentally conscious, it doesn’t cut as easily.
Like your train of thought, but with the 2 bags, one is for her, one for you – in case hers falls off
You might want 2 bags – one to cover her face, and the other to puke in.
Plastic is the non environmentally friendly but smart choice for the vomit bag.
Bitch please… Go call Kardashian’s photoshop guy for some real special effects…
Wow, it looks like a donkey who just got kicked in the nads…
by another donkey.
That’s just how donkey this is.
Emotion level zero beep boop bop
Somehow I don’t think “As the guy who came into my butt last night” quite fits into that shirt….
Laughing out loud Topher
wow i thought it was Olivia Munn in the thumbnail or Whitney Cummings in that photo.
He wants the precious, but it will never happen.
Has anyone ever motorboated an ass before? ::volunteers::
tugboating
Of course. And it’s awesome.
Yes I’ve even circled the drain. I’ve also stuffed them full of my weiner plenty of times too.
Goddamn I love yoga pants.
An airbrushing masterpiece.
Lots or airbrushing. She looks like a damn raisin.
If “nigga please” was a face, he’s making it.
Brown it is, foxy it is not.
I have no comment for that abomination that puts to rest any argument for the existence of a deity.
Her mom spends a reported Half a Million on plastic surgery but can’t afford to fix this hot mess?
your keyboard seems to stick on the letters H-O-T as it was obviously a typo.
Half mil? People don’t know how to use money right. Ask Howard Stern and Beth O.
A good “legs” day at the gym might be something to consider.
Lord Xenu does not approve of the the brown hair. You must audit it away.
We take cash, check, VISA or Mastercard. No Discover.
If she was brought up there to make Nicki look good, congratulations, it worked!
that’s pretty dangerous, if you put those two things too close together they’ll form their own gravitational field
A “black hole”, if you will. Or you could shorten it to “black ho”.
Photo by ILM
She needs to show alot more tits to distract us from that face.
She would have to walk around topless to distract from that face
Her chin is like a blinding arrow pointing down at her tits and it still doesn’t help.
I hope this sad photo can at least inspire some good jokes.
PLease, someone photoshop a Blue Lagoon picture here.
He is doing a Sarah Jessica Parker imitation.
Sweet. After having sex with her I can use that map on her tits to plan my escape using the tube.
Plan your escape all you want, but until you dislodge that tracking device she got from Fat Bastard, she’s gonna find you.
Even after photoshopping she just looks too masculine to me. I’d be afraid she’d punch me if angry.
There is much cuteness here.
I see my inspiration for future comment bitchiness didn’t last long. Not even a crack at that Pippa ass?
I hyped up the bitchiness last week…..hard to sustain that level of venom.
But you’re back so I can pass that cunt baton right over into your capable hands.
Thanks for holding down the venomous fort while I was off providing much needed medical assistance to african orphans last week.
Cunt baton? like a dildo? I hope you washed it.
Silly Burger Boy, of course I didn’t wash it.
You want a certain amount of stickiness on the baton so that the receiving individual is less likely to drop it.
*sniffs fingers*
This exchange was classic.
A while back, I made a suggestion that Superficial should honor the thread of the week, as well as TMIPOTI. This thread is the perfect case to justify that suggestion.
Kudos to Doc and the Burger King!
Veiny monsters.
Thnees. It’s like cankles… well, you get the point.
Can I unsee his man toe?
Someone should help her find her ass because I think it fell off
The logs that must escape from that ass must smell of violets and grapes
So, doing fart noises with your mouth is the best way to impress the Republican electorate? Sounds kosher, to me.
Sounds about right, given the average intelligence of the republican voter.
Pics like this need a “Fap Bank Destroyer” spoiler alert. It’s one thing to see Lindsay Lohan’s ashtray of a vagina… this is just crossing the line.
Yeah, Laura was cute. Now she’s become a plastic surgeon’s worst nightmare.
Jeez, every damn picture of her. Has she got some kind of opposite-of-lockjaw disease?
Cockjaw?
She keeps getting surprised by words over two syllables.
I thought for a second that Tina Fey spent the summer getting some work done. Bitch look fine! But nevermind.
Not unless the work she got done was building a time machine.
Its Cindy-Lou Who
The Annoying Orange is running now?
Tight body, hose, nozzle sliding into a hole… It’s just too easy.
What’s with the Joker lips
haha yeah, I’m pretty sure kids make that face when they poop their pants and can’t wait to pleasantly surprise the diaper-changer.
I’ve seen it a thousand times.
Is that DNA splattered on her dress or just evidence of the cocaine sweats?
“Would you like to sample my new stench, er, ah, I mean scent?”
Is this one of those holograms like they did for Tupac a few months back?
The amount of ass-ness on that stage turned Nicki Minaj into a Chinese.
Man hands
Hooker!
Blonde was bad, brunette even worse… what’s so wrong with keeping it red?
While Laura might look best as a red head, she is naturally a brunette. She dyed her hair red for her role on “That 70′s Show”. Here is a link to a picture of her in her natural hair color, as well as some other red-heads who actually aren’t: http://www.lovelyish.com/750734818/7-ginger-celebrities-who-arent-natural-redheads/
Came here to post exactly that. She just needs to embrace being a hot redhead.
That’s Schwartzeneggers nose just before he pulled out the tracking device.
Something about this picture is just wrong. I can’t put my finger on it… and I don’t want to either!
The cleavage idea was good, but she needs more.
Say ‘what’ again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!