The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.14.13

August 14th, 2013 // 314 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we finally get a day without Anthony Weiner doing anything creepy. Ah shit, scratch that. Well, we do still have this Abu Nazir blowjob face which I’m told just earned me tenure, the Shauna Sand profile pic that needs to legally be imprinted just above the signature line on every plastic surgery waiver, and Matthew Modine who’s apparently been The Amazing Jonathan this whole time and Jesus Christ, am I old. Did I really just reference a stand-up act I remember watching on Comedy Central when I was 13?

*thinks back to playing SEGA Channel* Hey, remember that funny shit Earthworm Jim would do if you just did nothing with the controller? #RELEVANT

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  1. Lourdes Leon Butt Yoga Pants Zip Line
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    Ok, they’re zip lining in Paris now…it’s officially not cool any more.

  2. Corey Feldman Sunglasses Fedora With Girlfriend
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    The poor girl is envying the other hooker who OD’d in Corey’s bathroom 20 minutes earlier.

  3. Gerard Depardieu Moustache F2014 Set
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    “Gerard! NO! They don’t taste like chocolate, it’s just skin pigment!”

  4. Eva Longoria Butt Tight Dress Hollywood Press Association Annual Luncheon
    Robb7
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    Talentless, over-hyped POS!

  5. Tobey Maguire Derpface Sruffy Facial Hair
    ultra
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    he just smelled his finger.

  6. Bruce Jenner Man Boobs Creepy Face Long Hair
    Robb7
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    So thousands spent on all that plastic surgery and this is how he ends up looking — a post-menopausal gym teacher. Leave that bitch and start living a real life, not a life played for laughs on a shit-ass reality show!!

  7. Bruce Jenner Man Boobs Creepy Face Long Hair
    ultra
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    transsexuals always look pretty beat up when they get older.

  8. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face Cleavage Hollywood Press Association Annual Luncheon
    Rasputin's Evil Twin
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    Now THAT’S constipation! Pay attention, class.

  9. Eva Longoria Butt Tight Dress Hollywood Press Association Annual Luncheon
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    “Does this purse make my gunt look big?”
    “Ok, then let me turn around for the pictures.”

  10. Prince William Looking At Cow Anglesey County Show
    Hank E. Ring
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    How long will she suckle on this again?

  11. Shauna Sand Saggy Boobs And Ass Bikini
    Rasputin's Evil Twin
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    Could we see more Charlize Theron pictures, please? We need something to help us recover after seeing this.

    Guess it’s too late to have Charlize sit down with this half-melted sex toy to talk about natural beauty and how plastics will ruin a woman.

  12. Matthew Modine Headband Sunglasses Jobs Premiere
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    Someone ought to tell him that ties are traditionally worn hanging from the neck of a dress shirt. On the other hand, if he wants to wear it wrapped around his head, well…different strokes for different folks, I guess.

  13. Prince William Looking At Cow Anglesey County Show
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    “You’re certain this is where steak and kidney pie comes from?”

  14. Bruce Jenner Man Boobs Creepy Face Long Hair
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    Maybe if someone were to beat his face into a bloody piece of meat, he wouldn’t look so…so…vaginal.

  15. Shauna Sand Saggy Boobs And Ass Bikini
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    She has more silicon/plastic in her duck lips , boobs , shoes etc than that god awful so called watch thing.

  16. Matthew Modine Headband Sunglasses Jobs Premiere
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    FULL METAL DOUCHE

  17. Daniel Radcliffe Pale Sking Dark Circles Under Eyes Che Guevara Smiley Face Shirt
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    Not gay but the dude on the right has a circumcised penis and nice hanging ball sack………………………………….

  18. Tobey Maguire Derpface Sruffy Facial Hair
    Rob
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    I know kung fu!

  19. Justin Timberlake Trying To Hide In Backseat
    Rob
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    A younger, gayer Heinseberg

  20. Justin Timberlake Trying To Hide In Backseat
    Pat C.
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    I think he’s just shielding his eyes from glare; not trying to avoid getting the picture done.

  21. Gerard Depardieu Moustache F2014 Set
    fred
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    “You look ravishing. What if I told you that mustache rides are free. Is that something you would be interested in?”

  22. Corey Feldman Sunglasses Fedora With Girlfriend
    Pat C.
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    Wasn’t she with him in the pictures from a week or two ago?

  23. Eva Longoria Butt Tight Dress Hollywood Press Association Annual Luncheon
    Skeeter
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    I bet her asshole is immaculate and delicious.

  24. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face Cleavage Hollywood Press Association Annual Luncheon
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    RuPaul: Who are you supposed to be?
    Drag Race contestant: Nicole Kidman.
    RuPaul: No, really who?

  25. Daniel Radcliffe Pale Sking Dark Circles Under Eyes Che Guevara Smiley Face Shirt
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    He looks a bit like Peter Sellers with no chin.

  26. Adrian Grenier Looking At iPhone Apple Soho Store Foo Tripping App Promotion
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    “The s-s-spotted d-d-dog j-j-jumped on J-J-Jane and b-b-began t-t-to hump h-h-her l-l-leg…‘S-s-stop that s-s-said D-D-Dick. Sh-sh-she is a v-v-vir-vir-virgin-ian.’”

  27. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face Cleavage Hollywood Press Association Annual Luncheon
    Spleen
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    This is the only expression she can make after the most recent plastic surgery.

  28. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face Cleavage Hollywood Press Association Annual Luncheon
    Little Tongue
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    “Not joking. Can’t move. Heeeelp…”

  29. Tobey Maguire Derpface Sruffy Facial Hair
    RocketInMyPocket
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    “I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.”

  30. Tobey Maguire Derpface Sruffy Facial Hair
    Paully Boston Baby!
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    “…’Sscuse me…d’you sssee my Sssuperman…. SssPiderman…I’m Sspiderman. Cossstooom. U ssee it?

    (drunkenly sings theme song)
    “Ssspiderman, Ssspiderman, duz what a Sspider can

  31. Kate Hudson Butt Tight Jeans I Wish I Was Here Set
    Paully Boston Baby!
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    She looks like she just took one in the dumper in the bushes

  32. Shauna Sand Saggy Boobs And Ass Bikini
    Paully Boston Baby!
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    You know the old saying “Don’t bring Sand to the beach!!!”

  33. Corey Feldman Sunglasses Fedora With Girlfriend
    whatever
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    In his mind he is charlie sheen..

  34. Lourdes Leon Butt Yoga Pants Zip Line
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    Bringing back The People’s Eyebrow…

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