The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.13.14
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, a surprisingly robust collection considering the site shat its shorts for a good part of the day, resulting in a distinct lack of joy, which in turn slanted our lefty worldview right into a negative space. It’s a good thing pajama pants don’t require belts. (Back me up here, Rush.) In spite of all that scientific evidence for why God makes you super sad if you’re not cool with his son that he murdered, we prevailed and you’re still getting some good shit. Good shit like Joe Manganiello realizing that no tits are worth having to sit through a Justin Timberlake concert, Amanda Seyfried seriously considering how good that baby would look mounted on the wall in her den, and Paris Hilton earning hundreds of thousands of dollars right at the very moment that picture was taken.
So, still any takers on the whole God is real and loves you thing? Anyone? Helloooo?
– Photo Boy