The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.13.14

August 13th, 2014 // 392 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, a surprisingly robust collection considering the site shat its shorts for a good part of the day, resulting in a distinct lack of joy, which in turn slanted our lefty worldview right into a negative space. It’s a good thing pajama pants don’t require belts. (Back me up here, Rush.) In spite of all that scientific evidence for why God makes you super sad if you’re not cool with his son that he murdered, we prevailed and you’re still getting some good shit. Good shit like Joe Manganiello realizing that no tits are worth having to sit through a Justin Timberlake concert, Amanda Seyfried seriously considering how good that baby would look mounted on the wall in her den, and Paris Hilton earning hundreds of thousands of dollars right at the very moment that picture was taken.

So, still any takers on the whole God is real and loves you thing? Anyone? Helloooo?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jennifer Lopez Butt Swimsuit Booty Album Cover Instagram
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    “Aw. She thinks her ass is big. That’s cute” :Kim Kardashian.

  2.  Joe Manganiello Sofia Vergara Cleavage Drunk Justin Timberlake 20/20 Experience
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    I actually like Justin Timberlake’s music, so this wouldn’t be a problem for me, Sofia.

  3. Harry Derbridge Fake Tan Dyed Blond Hair What If Premiere
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    Who the fuck…

  4. Casey Batchelor Cleavage What If Premiere
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    …are these people?

  5. Paris Hilton Djing Seven Nightclub
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    If you can take selfies and DJ at the same time, I have to question how hard it is to be a DJ.

  6. Mickey Rourke Crazy Hair And Clothes The Tonight Show
    spikedtounge
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    Is he playing Zoolander’s father in a sequel?

  7. Corey Feldman With Prostitutes Bootsy Bellows
    JC
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    “Yeah, is this Hookers ‘R Us? I want two–the first one should look like that hot chick lawyer from Law & Order: SVU, except with knee socks, and the other one can be your standard Long Island cougar. That one don’t need to be hot or nothin’.”

  8. Andy Dick High Socks Sneakers Bree Olson Live Nude Girls Premiere
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    The Little House on the Prairie reboot looks fucked up.

  9. Jennifer Lopez Butt Swimsuit Booty Album Cover Instagram
    Jakmac
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    I think this qualifies as a painting.

    • Marketing Mike

      It’s somewhere between a painting, and an illustration.
      What the hell, she’s damn hot in it. Good for her!

  10. Mickey Rourke Crazy Hair And Clothes The Tonight Show
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    I’ve never seen a hairpiece float above a person’s head before.

  11. Jennifer Lopez Butt Swimsuit Booty Album Cover Instagram
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    Taking a page out of Kelly Brooks Instagram strategy. Must admit, that shit looks good (or looked).

  12. Eddie Murphy Humping Paige Butcher At Coffee Shop Counter
    Dirk Diggler
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    Damn baby you so fine you should have a dick

  13. Harry Derbridge Fake Tan Dyed Blond Hair What If Premiere
    it had to be said
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    I bet he does Alpha Male shit.

  14. Amanda Seyfried Jessica Barth Baby Ted 2 Set
    Suck It Trebek
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    Hopefully it is better than A Million Ways to Die In the West.

  15. Amanda Seyfried Jessica Barth Baby Ted 2 Set
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    “I mean, come on. How attached could you get to that thing in 2 years? Wouldn’t 5 million dollars be better than a whiny kid? He’ll look so good mounted above my fireplace”

  16. Jennifer Lopez Butt Swimsuit Booty Album Cover Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    The PhotoShop award for outstanding polishing achievement goes to……

  17. Andy Dick High Socks Sneakers Bree Olson Live Nude Girls Premiere
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    Bree is fucking awesome.

  18. Jennifer Nicole Lee Buttcheeks Bikini Bottom Undone Hammock
    PassingTrue
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    I think the cargo net is winning.

  19.  Joe Manganiello Sofia Vergara Cleavage Drunk Justin Timberlake 20/20 Experience
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    That mother fucker should be beaming from ear to ear…

    HE’S NOT WORTHY SOFIA!!!!!!!!

  20. Taylor Swift Legs Heels Minidress
    PassingTrue
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    There is nothing about this I wouldn’t like to see more of.

  21. Lea Michele Legs Short Shorts Boyfriend Matthew Paetz Justin Timberlake 20/20 Experience
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    “I hate this kind of shit….”
    “Oh go kill yourself fo-….WAIT!”

  22. Mickey Rourke Crazy Hair And Clothes The Tonight Show
    Cock Dr
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    That’s nice, he brought his own bag of purified plasma, just in case.

  23. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    Fuck yes.

  24. Andy Dick High Socks Sneakers Bree Olson Live Nude Girls Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    Bree is such a pro at working with assholes.

  25. Jeff Bridges Katie Holmes Looking Confused The Giver Press Conference
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    They’re both thinking the same thing: “TCLTC”

  26. Scout Willis Sweaty Bra Midriff Open Blouse
    Suck It Trebek
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    Heiress to the Oh Henry candy bar.

  27. Scout Willis Sweaty Bra Midriff Open Blouse
    PassingTrue
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    Probably the best looking of the Willis girls. Damning with faint praise to be sure.

  28. Scout Willis Sweaty Bra Midriff Open Blouse
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    Seen here, dressed as a Duracell battery.

  29. Rita Ora Legs Minidress
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    Awful dress, but I still would.

  30. Corey Feldman With Prostitutes Bootsy Bellows
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    I actually dig that chick on his left, he goes out alot with her

  31. Jennifer Lopez Butt Swimsuit Booty Album Cover Instagram
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    I feel bad about myself now…

  32. Frank Miller Sickly Bald Head Panama Hat Meet The Filmmakers Apple Store NYC
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    They’re rebooting “Nightmare on Elm Street” again?

  33. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Dress
    Suck It Trebek
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    Back to the Hamptons I see. Must need some final scene shots for the show that will make it look like she spent the summer there.

  34. Tori Spelling Chest Hole Of Death Super Skinny Limbs
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    that’s an accurate description for it

    • Cap'n Obvious

      Well, broke is a relative term. They do not have her dad’s billion dollars…but it’s not like she is going to get a job. That’s crazy talk!

  35. Eddie Murphy Humping Paige Butcher At Coffee Shop Counter
    PassingTrue
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    Love or money. You decide.

  36. Eddie Murphy Humping Paige Butcher At Coffee Shop Counter
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    He’s been up her ass like this so many times, she doesn’t even notice it anymore.

  37. Jennifer Lopez Butt Swimsuit Booty Album Cover Instagram
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    Is this a painting of a Photoshop of a retouched picture?

  38. Jennifer Nicole Lee Buttcheeks Bikini Bottom Undone Hammock
    Keno
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    She lay like this for an hour waiting for the paparazzi to arrive.

  39. Paris Hilton Djing Seven Nightclub
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    “DJing? I have an app for that!”

  40. Jennifer Lopez Butt Swimsuit Booty Album Cover Instagram
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    HA! Adobe you ol’ trickster you! Not gonna fall for that one again!

  41. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Dress
    Cock Dr
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    MOO

  42. Mel B Nipples Cleavage Tank Top
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    Nothing scary about that.

  43. Eddie Murphy Humping Paige Butcher At Coffee Shop Counter
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    STOP TOUCHING HER

  44. Jessica Alba Jon Gosselin Look A Like Makeup Artist Good Morning America
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    So beautiful

  45. Mickey Rourke Crazy Hair And Clothes The Tonight Show
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    “My burd… Iz on my head no?”

  46. Harry Derbridge Fake Tan Dyed Blond Hair What If Premiere
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    What is with this fucking mutated Frankie Muniz lookin’ thing?

  47. Scout Willis Sweaty Bra Midriff Open Blouse
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    Blossom after a bender

  48. Corey Feldman With Prostitutes Bootsy Bellows
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    The one on the left looks good. I guess she’s his favourite. The other one just look annoying.

  49. Lea Michele Legs Short Shorts Boyfriend Matthew Paetz Justin Timberlake 20/20 Experience
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    After the emotional stability of her partner proved to be fleeting she decided to go the more practical way of simply paying for her companion.

  50. Bar Refaeli Bikini Instagram
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    I’d randomly fire ineffectual rockets at that.

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