The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.12.15

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which doesn’t have Katie Holmes’ butt cheeks, but does have Janice Dickinson’s butt pads, so think of it like the gross friend you’re still going to bang, because you’re as drunk as The Rock looks in this picture. And if that sounded disgustingly sexist, in every single scenario like that from my personal life, I was the gross friend. It all worked out for me though, because now I find pictures of faintly visible nipples to put on the Internet for my job. *glances at degree* What are you staring at? It’s not like you’re doing anything for me, pal!

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