Wow, this is awkward. I, uh, I don’t think Leo’s into black chicks, Bar. (Racist, I know.) But have you tried Sean Penn? He’s got money…
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring rapidly-dying Gerard Butler – No, seriously, when did he start doing heroin? – Chris Brown somehow allowed near car doors and an example of the age-old question, If a LaBeouf passes a Jonas without one recognizing the other, did they ever really exist? More importantly, why does Shia LaBeouf, Hollywood actor, always carry a backpack? Is he going to cram for a trig test? Meet a study group down at the quad? Pull out a 12-pack and start drinking? I seriously need to know now, or I can’t sleep.
Why wouldn’t Eric Roberts be in here? is what you mean to ask,
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“Gee, how does this thing WORK?”
I, too, would be miserable if I had to wear that dress.
Is he going in for an audition to be in the next Dragon Ball Z?
-This guy is so BORING-
Move: Groppelganger. +1 Creepiness.
What do you think that weird outline is in his pants? Depends….
Where’s that black dude from Police Academy making comical “squish..squish…squish” sounds?
…in the background with his eyes??
Nice chair…but your tiny little giraffe ran away.
I assume she’s going to chug that triple sized diet RedBull, spend the rest of the day on the toilet, and check off “go to gym” on her To Do list.
Master of the double-crosshatch comb-over.
Is that a jacket, or pajamas?
someone should have tipped the stool
Um…Mr. Trump? Your head ferret is slipping.
I had a dream about her like this…except it wasn´t mud she was covered in…skeet skeet skeet
Is he on meth now?
I hope they’re buying pants.
WINNI…… o wait, wrong guy, sorry folks
“Joe, check your phone…flash mob was moved to 12:30″