The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.10.11

August 10th, 2011 // 384 Comments

Wow, this is awkward. I, uh, I don’t think Leo’s into black chicks, Bar. (Racist, I know.) But have you tried Sean Penn? He’s got money…

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring rapidly-dying Gerard Butler – No, seriously, when did he start doing heroin? – Chris Brown somehow allowed near car doors and an example of the age-old question, If a LaBeouf passes a Jonas without one recognizing the other, did they ever really exist? More importantly, why does Shia LaBeouf, Hollywood actor, always carry a backpack? Is he going to cram for a trig test? Meet a study group down at the quad? Pull out a 12-pack and start drinking? I seriously need to know now, or I can’t sleep.

Why wouldn’t Eric Roberts be in here? is what you mean to ask,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Adriana Lima Showstopper Bra Victorias Secret
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    “Gee, how does this thing WORK?”

  2. Leighton Meester
    Kady
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    I, too, would be miserable if I had to wear that dress.

  3. Josh Duhamel Barefoot
    Kady
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    Is he going in for an audition to be in the next Dragon Ball Z?

    -This guy is so BORING-

  4. David Arquette
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    Move: Groppelganger. +1 Creepiness.

  5. Donald Trump
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    What do you think that weird outline is in his pants? Depends….

  6. Steve Guttenberg Sweating
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    Where’s that black dude from Police Academy making comical “squish..squish…squish” sounds?

  7. Dominic Cooper Throne The Devils Double
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    Nice chair…but your tiny little giraffe ran away.

  8. Vanessa Hudgens Stella Hudgens Short Shorts
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    I assume she’s going to chug that triple sized diet RedBull, spend the rest of the day on the toilet, and check off “go to gym” on her To Do list.

  9. Donald Trump
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    Master of the double-crosshatch comb-over.

  10. Eric Roberts Teen Choice Awards Afterparty
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    Is that a jacket, or pajamas?

  11. Snooki Pauly D Jersey Shore Access Hollywood
    anonym
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    someone should have tipped the stool

  12. Donald Trump
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    Um…Mr. Trump? Your head ferret is slipping.

  13. Mel

    I had a dream about her like this…except it wasn´t mud she was covered in…skeet skeet skeet

  14. Gerard Butler
    nik
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    Is he on meth now?

  15. Vanessa Hudgens Stella Hudgens Short Shorts
    blemish
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    I hope they’re buying pants.

  16. Gerard Butler
    Bobby Light
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    WINNI…… o wait, wrong guy, sorry folks

  17. Shia LaBeouf Joe Jonas
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    “Joe, check your phone…flash mob was moved to 12:30″

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