The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.10.11

August 10th, 2011 // 384 Comments

Wow, this is awkward. I, uh, I don’t think Leo’s into black chicks, Bar. (Racist, I know.) But have you tried Sean Penn? He’s got money…

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring rapidly-dying Gerard Butler – No, seriously, when did he start doing heroin? – Chris Brown somehow allowed near car doors and an example of the age-old question, If a LaBeouf passes a Jonas without one recognizing the other, did they ever really exist? More importantly, why does Shia LaBeouf, Hollywood actor, always carry a backpack? Is he going to cram for a trig test? Meet a study group down at the quad? Pull out a 12-pack and start drinking? I seriously need to know now, or I can’t sleep.

Why wouldn’t Eric Roberts be in here? is what you mean to ask,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Gerard Butler
    Alixia
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    It hurts my vagina to say it, but Gerard Butler looks like shit.

  2. Snooki Pauly D Jersey Shore Access Hollywood
    hbw
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    If she opens her legs, the show becomes “Access: New Jersey”

  3. Rob Schneider
    Tracey
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    214 toothpicks, 215 toothpicks, 216 toothpicks………..

  4. Dominic Cooper Throne The Devils Double
    Cock Dr
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    I want that chair for my office….minus the douche who’s sitting in it.

  5. Donald Trump
    Cock Dr
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    Gross on the surface, gross right down to the bone.

  6. Adriana Lima Showstopper Bra Victorias Secret
    David
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    She is wearing the bra idiot, the bra is suppose to show no lines when your wearing a dress on top. Obviously we want to see her in the bra only or no bra at all.

  7. Steve Guttenberg Sweating
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    He ordered the Bukaki with Lo-Mein.

  8. Steve Guttenberg Sweating
    eatme
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    …this dood has always been a fitness buff. He’s kind of ripped.

  9. Gerard Butler
    soupofdefish
    Commented on this photo:

    Meth changes people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. Josh Duhamel Barefoot
    hbw
    Commented on this photo:

    You’re supposed to remove the tampon before the string turns red.

  11. Adrian Grenier
    Casey
    Commented on this photo:

    If Shia and Joe Jonas had actually bumped into each other, they would have morphed into this

  12. Adriana Lima Showstopper Bra Victorias Secret
    hbw
    Commented on this photo:

    Don’t ALL bras become showstoppers when they’re removed?

  13. Donald Trump
    Satan's bitch
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    Some stupid bitch wakes up to that mug every morning… and people say gold digging is easy.

  14. Dominic Cooper Throne The Devils Double
    Lemmiwinks
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    Wait,..? That’s not Shia LaBeouf as Richie Rich?

  15. Gerard Butler
    Steve
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    He may look terrible, but that biker jacket is boss.

  16. Vanessa Hudgens Stella Hudgens Short Shorts
    Fester
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    There’s a lesson here. No matter how hard you work there’s always some younger slut waiting for an opportunity to push you aside and take your place on the golden cock of success.
    …or am I reading too much into this?

  17. Snooki Pauly D Jersey Shore Access Hollywood
    Steve
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    The cute girl holding her phone in the b.g is staring at her with a look like “I wanna be just like her when I grow up”. Girl, you’re 13, you’ve already grown up more than Snooki ever will. And I ain’t talking about height.

  18. Bar Refaeli Bikini Mud Twitter
    Jack
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    Kanye just came!

  19. Gerard Butler
    Jack
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    “Hmm…..I had Jennifer Aniston in a trunk at one point….and I DIDN’T push the car into a river? DAMN MY EYES!!!”

  20. Shia LaBeouf Joe Jonas
    Jack
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    I’m shocked that a black hole didn’t occur at that precise moment in time.

  21. Woody Allen
    Lemmiwinks
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    Woody: “Then, the doctor told me that BOTH my eyes were lazy! And that’s why it was the best summer ever.”

  22. Snooki Pauly D Jersey Shore Access Hollywood
    Jack
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hmm hmm…hope no one minds me squeezing the rest of this Guerilla sperm outta my hair…doo dee doo…”

  23. Woody Allen
    Jack
    Commented on this photo:

    “Party up in heeeuuuhhhh!! Break out the polka records so’s I can scratch em!”

  24. David Arquette
    Jack
    Commented on this photo:

    “TEEHEEE, you’re right, Courtney DID get implants!”

  25. Vanessa Hudgens Stella Hudgens Short Shorts
    Jack
    Commented on this photo:

    Just replace that giant Red Bull with my……nevermind.

  26. Josh Duhamel Barefoot
    Jack
    Commented on this photo:

    “Johnny Bananas? Who the F*&!! is that?”

  27. David Arquette
    JMS
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m not sure I want to live in a world where David Arquette looks hotter than Gerald Butler, yet that seems to be the one we live in.

  28. David Arquette
    J
    Commented on this photo:

    One of Lady GaGa’s little monsters

  29. Rob Schneider
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    I never thought I’d be happy to see Rob Schneider, but that was before you inflicted Wet Guttenberg and the Pedomatographer in a row upon me.

  30. Geri Halliwell Upskirt
    dontlooknow
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    The kid is covered head to toe in clothing but Geri’s right butt cheek is waving hello….go figure.

  31. Chris Brown
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    It’s a sad day when my fortyish white ass finds itself thinking “This bitch is an embarrassment to real gangstas”.

  32. Steve Guttenberg Sweating
    dontlooknow
    Commented on this photo:

    Ok gross. We want to see young, good looking men in wet t-shirts.

  33. Leighton Meester
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    I find this girl’s attractiveness directly proportional to how prominently her ass is displayed. Ergo, this pic is deep in “meh” territory.

  34. David Arquette
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    Invisible boobs!

  35. David Arquette
    dontlooknow
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey ladies, c’mom over and I’ll guess your bra size. No really!

  36. Adrian Grenier
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s about time he changed is name to Adrian Greasier.

  37. Chris Brown
    zomgbie
    Commented on this photo:

    that speeding out of control high speed rail train that wipes out everything in its path is never around when you really want it.

  38. Vanessa Hudgens Stella Hudgens Short Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    I think I just legged my leggy legness in the legroom. Did you leg the legs?

  39. Donald Trump
    Commented on this photo:

    One thing I love about The Donald is he makes me feel so fucking good about myself.

  40. Gerard Butler
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s after midnight…something evil’s lurking in the dark…..

  41. Gerard Butler
    JoJojojo
    Commented on this photo:

    What…what…

  42. Adriana Lima Showstopper Bra Victorias Secret
    Commented on this photo:

    Whe curves are nowhere to be seen, trying to make them appear through sheer posturing is futile.

  43. Shia LaBeouf Joe Jonas
    PoorMaryKelly
    Commented on this photo:

    There must be a men’s bathroom stall with “4 a good time be here at 4:30″ written on the wall close by and by the looks of things it must be around 4:35.

  44. Geri Halliwell Upskirt
    PoorMaryKelly
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    The back’s so much better than the front. She really should think about walking around backwards.

  45. David Arquette
    DeucePickle
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    Getting incredibly close to dressing like a normal human

  46. Gerard Butler
    barbosa
    Commented on this photo:

    he looks cachetic. looks like his male promiscuity got the better of him

  47. Adriana Lima Showstopper Bra Victorias Secret
    barbosa
    Commented on this photo:

    god she’s hot.. i could look at her all day

  48. Steve Guttenberg Sweating
    PoorMaryKelly
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    Damn dude! Take a load off. Try going inside.

  49. Bar Refaeli Bikini Mud Twitter
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Thank goodness for this, cause those previous 4 pics were falling under the catagory of Horseshit.

  50. Gerard Butler
    Commented on this photo:

    300 (years that is)

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