The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.10.11

August 10th, 2011 // 384 Comments

Wow, this is awkward. I, uh, I don’t think Leo’s into black chicks, Bar. (Racist, I know.) But have you tried Sean Penn? He’s got money…

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring rapidly-dying Gerard Butler – No, seriously, when did he start doing heroin? – Chris Brown somehow allowed near car doors and an example of the age-old question, If a LaBeouf passes a Jonas without one recognizing the other, did they ever really exist? More importantly, why does Shia LaBeouf, Hollywood actor, always carry a backpack? Is he going to cram for a trig test? Meet a study group down at the quad? Pull out a 12-pack and start drinking? I seriously need to know now, or I can’t sleep.

Why wouldn’t Eric Roberts be in here? is what you mean to ask,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Vanessa Hudgens Stella Hudgens Short Shorts
    Tad Bit Tipsy
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    Sttttteeeeeeelllllllllaaaaa!!!!!

  2. Gerard Butler
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    In every picture there’s a guy who’s saying it all with his eyes.

  3. Bar Refaeli Bikini Mud Twitter
    Deacon Jones
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    Is this what they used as a lure during the slave trade?

  4. Snooki Pauly D Jersey Shore Access Hollywood
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    Way to straighten the “weave” on stage, asshat.

  5. Chris Brown
    Richard McBeef
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    didn’t know they made bitch jeans that hung halfway down your ass, but Chris Brown probably has custom made jeans to fully accentuate his gangsta douche lifestyle.

  6. Steve Guttenberg Sweating
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    That’s exactly how I thought he’d look.

    • hollywood_hillbilly

      Like a guy who doesn’t give a shit because he made so much money off the police academy franchise that he can run around in sweaty t-shirts while humming huey lewis and the news songs.

  7. David Arquette
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    David, don’t look now but I think the woman you did that to is behind you…

  8. Woody Allen
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    He’s listening to the Barney song! RUN, kids, RUN!

  9. Bar Refaeli Bikini Mud Twitter
    Tad Bit Tipsy
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    Slip N Slide Sex!!!

  10. David Arquette
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    Kanye must not have seen the cameras.

  11. Geri Halliwell Upskirt
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    A Poem.

    Your legs are Long and Lovely and Orange,

    Do they …

    (Crickets)

    Do they open as wide as that door-hinge!

    Thank you.

  12. Adrian Grenier
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    He better be banking that Entourage dough . . .

  13. Geri Halliwell Upskirt
    TomFrank
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    Geri Halliwell’s can in France.

    *fixed

  14. Dominic Cooper Throne The Devils Double
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    Dude, in Russia that means you are Putin’s girlfriend . . .

  15. Danny Noonan

    Probably seemed like a good idea at the time , and helps if you’re on mushrooms

  16. Donald Trump
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    In every Donald Trump picture there is always some guy in the background showing us how he would look if he was sunburned, poor and without a combover.

  17. Donald Trump
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    What an angry, ugly, angry, ugly man.

  18. Sofia Vergara Cleavage
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    Great, now I have to go masturbate before I leave work. Thanks, Fish.

  19. Adriana Lima Showstopper Bra Victorias Secret
    Richard McBeef
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    I bet she’s dumber than a bowl a lima beans.

  20. Eric Roberts Teen Choice Awards Afterparty
    Chris
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    Those teens are really down with the zoot suit look.

  21. Rob Schneider
    TomFrank
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    As you can see from the van behind him, Rob is now working at a FedEx Office store, where his job is—yes—makin’ copies.

  22. Chris Brown
    Your Gynecologist
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like he just realized you can’t drive to Barbados.

  23. Bar Refaeli Bikini Mud Twitter
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    Doing her rendition of “Mammy” in blackface/body is only going to incite certain people.

  24. David Arquette
    Richard McBeef
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    He’s laughing about how he used to touch 46 year old titties before he started touching 25 year old ones.

  25. Vanessa Hudgens Stella Hudgens Short Shorts
    TomFrank
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    Someone should point out that Stella Hudgens is just 15.

  26. Eric Roberts Teen Choice Awards Afterparty
    TomFrank
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    No teen chose this.

  27. Rob Schneider
    Matt
    Commented on this photo:

    And he’s about to find out…………..

  28. Josh Duhamel Barefoot
    Matt
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    Carrying imaginary luggage

  29. Bar Refaeli Bikini Mud Twitter
    TomFrank
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    Again…DEAD Sea.

  30. Rob Schneider
    Richard McBeef
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    he’s not deuce bigolo any more, but…

  31. Adriana Lima Showstopper Bra Victorias Secret
    TomFrank
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    Excuse me, but shouldn’t the launch of a new bra feature the model, y’know, WEARING the bra, rather than just holding it in her hands? I don’t think she even has a bra on at all in these pics—not that I’m complaining about that part.

  32. Eric Roberts Teen Choice Awards Afterparty
    Salad Face
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    The man has a gift when it comes to martial arts of the feet.

  33. Gerard Butler
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    “A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti”

  34. Adriana Lima Showstopper Bra Victorias Secret
    Eric
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    How the hell is this supposed to sell a bra? She couldn’t show less cleavage if she tried…

  35. Vanessa Hudgens Stella Hudgens Short Shorts
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    “I’m not your sister, Stella. I’m nothing like your sister! Not anymore!”

  36. Eric Roberts Teen Choice Awards Afterparty
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    When they’re evenly spaced like that it means tomorrow’s going to be sunny.

  37. Woody Allen
    Dr. Hufurrrrr
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    The DJ at the Silverstein kid’s bat mitzvah was particularly terrible.

  38. Bar Refaeli Bikini Mud Twitter
    Snooki's Taint
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    Dead Sea moron

  39. Snooki's Taint

    DEAD Sea, not BLACK Sea, DUH!

  40. Donald Trump
    Richard McBeef
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    Judging by that face, Snooki must have passed through there a couple hours ago.

  41. Steve Guttenberg Sweating
    Hume
    Commented on this photo:

    Cocoon? Ya, I know it was a movie.. but I gotta try something!

  42. Vanessa Hudgens Stella Hudgens Short Shorts
    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    You had me at “younger sister”.

  43. Donald Trump
    Tanzarian
    Commented on this photo:

    He says he’s worth $7 billion. Apparently a nice suit costs $7 billion and 1.

  44. Bar Refaeli Bikini Mud Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    Scrubbing spilled oil off wildlife never before sounded so appealing…I can even count this towards my community service!

  45. David Arquette
    The Pope
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    Hey Dave, how old were you when your intelligence reached it’s limit?

  46. Bar Refaeli Bikini Mud Twitter
    Tanzarian
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    Minstrels gonna minstrel.

  47. Geri Halliwell Upskirt
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    This was almost an awesome upskirt shot…unfortunately some ex-spice girl got in the way.

  48. Eric Roberts Teen Choice Awards Afterparty
    The Pope
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    “I made it on to The Superficial? Do I get paid for that?”

  49. David Arquette
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    Jazz hands!

  50. Bar Refaeli Bikini Mud Twitter
    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, I saw the movie too Bar. But wearing mud doesn’t mean that a sexual PREDATOR can’t see you.

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