Wow, this is awkward. I, uh, I don’t think Leo’s into black chicks, Bar. (Racist, I know.) But have you tried Sean Penn? He’s got money…
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring rapidly-dying Gerard Butler – No, seriously, when did he start doing heroin? – Chris Brown somehow allowed near car doors and an example of the age-old question, If a LaBeouf passes a Jonas without one recognizing the other, did they ever really exist? More importantly, why does Shia LaBeouf, Hollywood actor, always carry a backpack? Is he going to cram for a trig test? Meet a study group down at the quad? Pull out a 12-pack and start drinking? I seriously need to know now, or I can’t sleep.
Why wouldn’t Eric Roberts be in here? is what you mean to ask,
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Sttttteeeeeeelllllllllaaaaa!!!!!
In every picture there’s a guy who’s saying it all with his eyes.
nice.
ps I LOVE KIDS!!!
Case in point: “I need a fix so bad!”
Is this what they used as a lure during the slave trade?
Yes. But don’t call them “Sirens”… it scares away all the black men.
+1000 and laughter all the way home.
Way to straighten the “weave” on stage, asshat.
didn’t know they made bitch jeans that hung halfway down your ass, but Chris Brown probably has custom made jeans to fully accentuate his gangsta douche lifestyle.
That’s exactly how I thought he’d look.
Like a guy who doesn’t give a shit because he made so much money off the police academy franchise that he can run around in sweaty t-shirts while humming huey lewis and the news songs.
David, don’t look now but I think the woman you did that to is behind you…
He’s listening to the Barney song! RUN, kids, RUN!
Slip N Slide Sex!!!
Kanye must not have seen the cameras.
A Poem.
Your legs are Long and Lovely and Orange,
Do they …
(Crickets)
Do they open as wide as that door-hinge!
Thank you.
Hahahahahaha…+1000. Funny as a Mo-fo.
He better be banking that Entourage dough . . .
Geri Halliwell’s can in France.
*fixed
Dude, in Russia that means you are Putin’s girlfriend . . .
Probably seemed like a good idea at the time , and helps if you’re on mushrooms
In every Donald Trump picture there is always some guy in the background showing us how he would look if he was sunburned, poor and without a combover.
Kudos.
ps I LOVE KIDS!!!
What an angry, ugly, angry, ugly man.
Great, now I have to go masturbate before I leave work. Thanks, Fish.
If I don’t masturbate before leaving work, I end up having to do it in traffic.
Do you drive a red BMW Z3? I think I’ve seen you…
You assume he’s in a car. He’s not.
If he’s that smelly guy on the bus, I pretend not to see him.
I bet she’s dumber than a bowl a lima beans.
That’s probably not the type of woman men ask out for stimulating intellectual conversation.
Those teens are really down with the zoot suit look.
As you can see from the van behind him, Rob is now working at a FedEx Office store, where his job is—yes—makin’ copies.
win!
Looks like he just realized you can’t drive to Barbados.
Doing her rendition of “Mammy” in blackface/body is only going to incite certain people.
He’s laughing about how he used to touch 46 year old titties before he started touching 25 year old ones.
Someone should point out that Stella Hudgens is just 15.
No teen chose this.
113 is still a teen.
And he’s about to find out…………..
Carrying imaginary luggage
Again…DEAD Sea.
he’s not deuce bigolo any more, but…
Excuse me, but shouldn’t the launch of a new bra feature the model, y’know, WEARING the bra, rather than just holding it in her hands? I don’t think she even has a bra on at all in these pics—not that I’m complaining about that part.
The man has a gift when it comes to martial arts of the feet.
“A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti”
How the hell is this supposed to sell a bra? She couldn’t show less cleavage if she tried…
“I’m not your sister, Stella. I’m nothing like your sister! Not anymore!”
When they’re evenly spaced like that it means tomorrow’s going to be sunny.
The DJ at the Silverstein kid’s bat mitzvah was particularly terrible.
Dead Sea moron
DEAD Sea, not BLACK Sea, DUH!
Judging by that face, Snooki must have passed through there a couple hours ago.
Cocoon? Ya, I know it was a movie.. but I gotta try something!
You had me at “younger sister”.
He says he’s worth $7 billion. Apparently a nice suit costs $7 billion and 1.
Scrubbing spilled oil off wildlife never before sounded so appealing…I can even count this towards my community service!
Hey Dave, how old were you when your intelligence reached it’s limit?
Minstrels gonna minstrel.
Minstrel or menstrual?
This was almost an awesome upskirt shot…unfortunately some ex-spice girl got in the way.
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“I made it on to The Superficial? Do I get paid for that?”
Jazz hands!
Yeah, I saw the movie too Bar. But wearing mud doesn’t mean that a sexual PREDATOR can’t see you.