Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, filling your Hump Day hole with random celeb buffoonery and ‘Who’s that?’ boobies. Today we’ve got Courtney Love either going method as Bradley Cooper‘s understudy or drugs, Pamela Anderson who either really loves that song or drugs, Chloe Sevigny pacing around in front of this job site until the cat calls start and that’s a promise fellas or drugs, and finally, the ‘patient zero’ moment scientists will have to retrace to when racing to find a cure for a deadly pandemic.
Hey Shia LaBeouf, is that a hole in your crotch are are you just happy you’ve realized life is a meaningless waiting game, marching inevitably towards death and eternal blackness with only fleeting moments of joy brought on by self mutilation?
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Wow I hate to be “that commenter,” but who the hell is this?
She’s 16 going on WHORE !
she’s 16 going on kardashian, is what I think you meant to say
whore, kardashian
to-MAY-to, to-MAH-to
Is it too much to hope there’s a Sunni LaBeouf out there?
Hahaha right on.
I see what you did there, well played.
I hear he is still searching for his lost bike, traveling the country with his backpack and the remains of his Transformers money, searching, searching, searching…..
Kim’s tight ass leather pants, as worn by Kanye.
*high-5*
This post is pure win.
Any readers in NYC that can pop on down to where he is and punch him in the cock for me?
i live here. but i can not do so. first he has to have balls so therefor i can not punch what is not there. what am i a wizard?
You are Emma Watson’s Vagina. That thing is MAGICAL!
HAHAHA!!!! I was seriously going to write that I want to punch him in his ball sack, but then I saw your post. We’re both on the same awesome wavelength!
Notice the complete lack of attention from the construction workers.
+1
Winner!
I think that’s a 1st for NYC hard hats!!
Stylist! Stylist! Over here!
“It’s your turn to wear black today”, she says to me. Fucking bitch is gonna give me heat stroke !
Would still bang.
That would be like banging Minnie Mouse… SUPER hot.
Would still bang—all through the night.
Fixed that for ya.
Excellent memory, sir.
Alfred E. Newman photobomb
I would get rid of her cat if i were her.
Foor Truck! Food Truck! Over here!
so here is another installement of the and pissed off look.
Ahhh. He never disappoints.
Come to Laos, where you can stay in the comfort of our lovely international airport, but still get to tell your hipster friends you’ve been here. Act now and we’ll even throw in this hat to let everyone know that you’re down with the poor and oppressed.
I was in the airport in Vientiane about ten years ago. They had a sign that said ‘Please show all guns before boarding the plane’. The pilot came on board with a live chicken.
That live chicken was someone’s airfare. Like a schmuck, you probably paid money for your ticket.
Twitter is an attention whore’s cyber megaphone. Why do people listen?
That is the most apt description of that atrocity I have ever heard.
Ellen has been having a nice summer I see
If Google had a face, this would be it.
Speak no evil. Smell no evil. Fuck me mate, this is boring.
This is gold.
Please go away already.
It’s usually hot when two chicks are about to kiss, but this…
No boner. No boner at all.
Yeah dude. I was thinking the same thing. And Right Bitch looks like she’s got Amy Sedaris’s mouth from Strangers with Candy.
You’re right on target with that, but I even find Amy Sedaris to be attractive in a weird way, so go figure.
I’d chinese finger trap the cute and quirky Amy with you in IRL, but the SWC Sedaris is all you buddy.
Amy Sedaris is way cute when she’s not making weird faces.
I was thinking more like Freddy Mercury with that overbite.
I love that you said that, because I was totally thinking that before I read the comments!
What’s he, like 5’4″?
i put his name in google and it says 5’10″ YEAH RIGHT!!!
That’s funny. I put his name in google and it said POSEUR.
Midget!
He doesn’t break 5′ 4″, even with his T. Cruise lifts in.
The Maybach’s height is 5’2, so yeah, my guess is 5’4. That’s with half an inch from the shoes. That would explain some of his bitchy attitude. He has Napoleon complex.
The Maybach website says the car is 62 inches high, he barely clears the roofline with shoes on. I’d say 5’4″ is pretty accurate.
Cabs in New York just drive on by when they see you’re a rich, white jew.
As attractive and alluring as the ’2 Girls 1 Cup” video.
Back from a daring trip to the deep trenches of urban outfitters…
I see her clone is coming along nicely.
Trash is in that family’s DNA.
Most human DNA doesn’t code for protein, but I’m hesitant to refer to it as trash. There are a lot of regulatory functions that happen in there.
Looks like she got SheBopped in the face
i once jerked off to her when she-bop first came out. only time she was hot. love her music though. at the time she was the closest thing to Lady Gaga. wonder if she ripped off Cyndi as well.
Heil Dominos!
No soul, no problem! We got ginger boobies here!
Is this part of that zombie protest that AMC did the other day?
Thought it was Kate Middelton from the thumbnail #disappointed
Really? Please tell me you’re kidding…
Disappointed Kate Middelton doesn’t look like this ?
IMHO I think Kate is way hotter
Please provide photographic evidence of Princess Kate having a boob job or ever dressing like a slut.
Oof! Man face.
Living in a centrifuge will do that to a person.
wow i didn’t know they were filming The Walking Dead in NYC.
Watch out for Al Gore honey!
So nobody else is witnessing the zombie apocalypse here?? Where’s Carl???
Well the locals. But they’re kinda forced to.
“Adrienne Bailon at the TW Steel & Jordy Cobelens unveiling of the new TW Steel Kelly Rowland ‘Special Edition’ watches”
Yeah, I don’t know what any of those words mean. But I do very much like your breasts.
She’s a princess. She can spit on whoever she likes.
There is NO WAY he didn’t pay those guys to do that.
Why do say that?
I’m sure there’s lots of people (men especially) walking around with shirtless pics of Richard Grieco from 1990.
Great catch! lol
I was thinking the same thing.
His ass regrets going full method.
She’s sexy for some reason I can’t quite put my finger in.
He looks ignorant.
Yep, he doesn’t even know how to spell louse.
I thought his hat said LOSER in the thumbnail.
It should have.
“Can you sign this for me, Mr. Rourke?”
I wish death upon this man. Let’s all wish together really hard.
But if all the douches die then what will you do with your time?!
I’ve always wondered why he has bodyguards. What, does he need protection in case Evander Holyfield attacks him?
She seems pretty genuine.
looks like the “kim kardashian special” exploded on her face.
Diabetes! Diabetes! Over here!