The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.1.12

August 1st, 2012 // 608 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, filling your Hump Day hole with random celeb buffoonery and ‘Who’s that?’ boobies. Today we’ve got Courtney Love either going method as Bradley Cooper‘s understudy or drugs, Pamela Anderson who either really loves that song or drugs, Chloe Sevigny pacing around in front of this job site until the cat calls start and that’s a promise fellas or drugs, and finally, the ‘patient zero’ moment scientists will have to retrace to when racing to find a cure for a deadly pandemic.

Hey Shia LaBeouf, is that a hole in your crotch are are you just happy you’ve realized life is a meaningless waiting game, marching inevitably towards death and eternal blackness with only fleeting moments of joy brought on by self mutilation?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Chloe Sevigny Legs Cheetah Print Minidress
    EricLr
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    Does she have a toddler who she lets dress her?

  2. Mike Tyson
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    The list of dressing room demands was fairly straightforward – No green M&M’s, 12 bottles of Pelligrino and a dish of human earlobes.

  3. Kanye West Sagging Leather Pants High Tops Backwards Leather Hat
    Henry
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    Why does every dumbass break their leather out in the throes of summer?

  4. Richard Grieco Red Sunglasses Signing Autographs
    Matty
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    Another grinch sighting!

  5. Kendall Jenner Shredded Yoga Pants Bra See Through Shirt
    phaedrus86
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    I’d bang it.

  6. Rose McGowan Legs Pale Skin Green Jumper Sunglasses
    EricLr
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    Unless she’s auditioning for a Logan’s Run remake, she probably shouldn’t have worn that.

  7. Maria Menounos
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    Dear Santa –

    I want.

  8. Pamela Anderson No Pants Drunk Dancing
    Henry
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    Yay! She finally made it to St. Tropez.

  9. Jonah Hill Belly Man Boobs Tight Shirt Hailing Cab
    Henry
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    I’m assuming the workout gear is a nod to irony.

  10. Courtney Love Floral Print Dress Sunglasses
    Henry
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    Clearly, the bitch has no real friends.

  11. Matt Damon Blond Wig Liberace Movie Set
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    Peter Dinklage really goes method on his roles…

  12. Alyson Hannigan Cleavage
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    There was this one time, at band camp ….

  13. Alyson Hannigan Cleavage
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    …one time, at Band Camp….

  14. Prince William Kate Middleton Prince Harry
    Henry
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    Welfare family.

  15. Lauren Conrad Two Cell Phones
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    “Hello? Giant Sunglasses R Us?”

  16. Jonah Hill Belly Man Boobs Tight Shirt Hailing Cab
    Matt Lauer
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    Nice sixty-pack, has he been doing Pilates?

  17. Prince William Kate Middleton Prince Harry
    EricLr
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    Oh…and a disappointing performance from Lord Cornwall in the opening of this season’s Commoner Toss.

  18. Lauren Conrad Two Cell Phones
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Are we still pretending she’s a celebrity?

    Or that she was ever one in the first place?

  19. Kat Graham Bikini
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    Jesus, that chick has the wingspan of a condor.

  20. Jonah Hill Belly Man Boobs Tight Shirt Hailing Cab
    catapostrophe
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    You can see his enormous belly button crater from across the street.

  21. Matt Damon Blond Wig Liberace Movie Set
    Henry
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    This suits him.

  22. Courtney Love Floral Print Dress Sunglasses
    Matt Lauer
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    Credit where it’s due, the more clothes she has on, the better she looks.

  23. Chloe Sevigny Legs Cheetah Print Minidress
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    I just know there’s a pair of enormous granny panties under there.

  24. Kanye West Sagging Leather Pants High Tops Backwards Leather Hat
    EricLr
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    Straight outta Compton…and never going back.

  25. Alyson Hannigan Cleavage
    EricLr
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    There are two things I like about this picture.

  26. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Formal Dress Twitter
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    “Here. Take my phone and take a shot of my ass for Twitter.”

    What a twatwaffle.

  27. Courtney Love Floral Print Dress Sunglasses
    catapostrophe
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    The understudy for Bradley Cooper’s Elephant Man role.

  28. Lauren Pope Kissing Chloe Sims
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    Two chicks who can’t feel their faces kissing. How erotic.

  29. Kanye West Sagging Leather Pants High Tops Backwards Leather Hat
    DeucePickle
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    He only wears clothes from the future.
    We wouldn’t understand.

  30. Courtney Love Floral Print Dress Sunglasses
    CptCreep
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    She claims “Heart Shaped Box” was about her vagina. That would explain the parts about cancer, turning black, and all the “new complaints”.

  31. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Formal Dress Twitter
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    #moo

  32. Kendall Jenner Shredded Yoga Pants Bra See Through Shirt
    EricLr
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    Mommy’s little hooker is growing up so fast!

  33. Mike Tyson
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Which one is Mike Tyson… the black bald guy or the bald guy with the tattoo?

  34. Shia LaBeouf Hole In Crotch Laos Hat
    vgrly
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    Is it now customary to advertize the country of the girl you are banging on your head?

  35. Adrienne Bailon Cleavage Tight Dress
    Henry
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    Next!

  36. Prince William Kate Middleton Prince Harry
    Matt Lauer
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    Mitt Romney’s horse just trampled the PM and mounted the queen… Awkward.

  37. Maria Menounos
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    dat ass.

  38. Cyndi Lauper
    jim x
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    Not bad for 60ish, honestly. Pretty good even.

  39. Prince William Kate Middleton Prince Harry
    J.
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    “God I hope that bugger flicks off easy”

  40. Joanna Krupa Cleavage
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    “and this is how deaf people say “lay your balls on my hand”

  41. Pamela Anderson No Pants Drunk Dancing
    DeucePickle
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    You’d think Riki Rachtman back there would be all over her.

  42. Michelle Hunziker Cleavage Spandex Dress
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    The latest Hollywood trend – pirouette walking.

  43. Maria Menounos
    J.
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    Opps look like Joshua Jackson is a little late to the party

  44. Tulisa Contostavlos Bikini
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    is it just me or does she look like a balloon animal?

  45. Kendall Jenner Shredded Yoga Pants Bra See Through Shirt
    karlito
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    so sad that she is being groomed to a world of exploitation and it’s her own Mother who has sold her body and mind. when she turns 18, MOM will orchestrate the “home made porn” herself. ” now swallow the whole thing…look here at Mommy and she how she does it. no, no that’s OK…he can analize you. ripping your teen ass apart will sell more tapes. come on be a KarTRASHian and think about all the money. good girl!! who loves you?? Mommy loves you!! “

  46. Chloe Sevigny Legs Cheetah Print Minidress
    Henry
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    How can anyone walk past this perfect gem and not say anything?

  47. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Formal Dress Twitter
    Henry
    Commented on this photo:

    We need Johnny P! with the no comment.

    • Johnny P!

      Thanks, Henry… bypassed most of this Crap We Missed edition, so didn’t even see this pointless pic.
      So, with the spirit of solidarity in mind:
      NO COMMENT…

  48. Lauren Pope Kissing Chloe Sims
    Henry
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    Ugly & Uglier in London.

  49. Tulisa Contostavlos Bikini
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    is it just me or was she endlessly more fascinating in that blowjob tape she made?

  50. Lauren Conrad Two Cell Phones
    DeucePickle
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    You’re supposed to drop those in the recycle box after the movie is over.

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