The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.1.12

August 1st, 2012 // 608 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, filling your Hump Day hole with random celeb buffoonery and ‘Who’s that?’ boobies. Today we’ve got Courtney Love either going method as Bradley Cooper‘s understudy or drugs, Pamela Anderson who either really loves that song or drugs, Chloe Sevigny pacing around in front of this job site until the cat calls start and that’s a promise fellas or drugs, and finally, the ‘patient zero’ moment scientists will have to retrace to when racing to find a cure for a deadly pandemic.

Hey Shia LaBeouf, is that a hole in your crotch are are you just happy you’ve realized life is a meaningless waiting game, marching inevitably towards death and eternal blackness with only fleeting moments of joy brought on by self mutilation?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jonah Hill Belly Man Boobs Tight Shirt Hailing Cab
    Hugh Jazz
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    Wave goodbye to Skinny Town, hello Chubby Valley!

  2. Courtney Love Floral Print Dress Sunglasses
    Hugh Jazz
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    Janice from The Muppets finally updates her outfit.

  3. Lauren Conrad Two Cell Phones
    Hugh Jazz
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    “Hang on, I’m getting a call from Lauren Conrad. Hello? What? Who is this? This is Lauren Conrad. Yes I know, I’m Lauren Conrad. No I’m Lauren Conrad. Hello? What number did I dial? No, that’s my number. You must have dialed wrong. I did? Oh sorry. No problem. Thanks, Bye. Bye.”

  4. Cyndi Lauper
    Colin
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    I like that unlike some other old broads, she knows she’s old and doesn’t tend to gross us out by dressing like she’s twenty.

  5. Prince William Kate Middleton Prince Harry
    Tony RockyHorror
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    I’m not even going to try and make this funny. They are smelling their fucking fingers!

  6. Sophia Bush Legs Daisy Dukes Nipples Bra See Through Shirt
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    I’m worried, it’s been a while she hasn’t fucked a co-star.

  7. Lauren Pope Kissing Chloe Sims
    DirtyFighter
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    I know it looks like they are puckering up for a kiss, but their faces are actually frozen that way.

  8. Cyndi Lauper
    FanGirl
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    still better than madonna

  9. Jonah Hill Belly Man Boobs Tight Shirt Hailing Cab
    Jon
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    Jonah Hill hailing a party sub.

  10. Alyson Hannigan Cleavage
    Schmidtler
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    I’d ride her like a stolen moped.

  11. Jonah Hill Belly Man Boobs Tight Shirt Hailing Cab
    Lou Braccant
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    Sweet punch in the gut by the invisible man

  12. Matt Damon Blond Wig Liberace Movie Set
    HollywoodOutsider
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    Does he even have an agent?

  13. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Formal Dress Twitter
    HollywoodOutsider
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    All I can hear is Ryan Seacrest yelling 7 … 6 … 5 … 4 … 3 …

  14. Pamela Anderson No Pants Drunk Dancing
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    I think I like her better when she’s not displaying those mangled tits!

  15. Courtney Love Floral Print Dress Sunglasses
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    “Synthetic flesh…synthetic flesh…bwahahahaha…SYNTHETIC FLESH!!!”

  16. Prince William Kate Middleton Prince Harry
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    Caca…pish-pish…weewee…poopies…hahahahahahahaha…

  17. Lauren Conrad Two Cell Phones
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    “Hello, Suicide Prevention? I’m feeling like I…huh? Yeah, I’ll hold.”

  18. Richard Grieco Red Sunglasses Signing Autographs
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    This guy still looks like some sort of bizarre insect from the Diablo 2 Expansion Set…

  19. Richard Grieco Red Sunglasses Signing Autographs
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    WAIT!!! Here he is…

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/03/praying-mantis-cu-340_226.jpg[/img]

  20. Cyndi Lauper
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    I remember when my daughter was a little shit and she LOVED Cyndi Lauper. I’ve always thought Cyndi to be a total cutie, and hearing her music today brings back a lot of fond memories.

  21. Jessica Wright Cleavage Spandex Dress
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    I’m not looking for Ms. Wright, but she can certainly be Ms. Right Now! *Ba-da-bump!*

  22. Tulisa Contostavlos Bikini
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    Jesus, she needs to take her hair down. Up in a bun like that it makes her nose look like a detour sign.

  23. Chloe Sevigny Legs Cheetah Print Minidress
    Schmidtler
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    She’s just an incredibly dedicated actress, who put on weight for her next role, remaking John Goodman’s epic portrayal of Babe Ruth. Or ‘Fat Tarzan’.

  24. Jonah Hill Belly Man Boobs Tight Shirt Hailing Cab
    hollyhood
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    thought this was chaz bono from the thumbnail.

  25. Michelle Hunziker Cleavage Spandex Dress
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    YOW!

  26. Tulisa Contostavlos Bikini
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    What’s up with that weird little fringe around her bikini bottoms. It makes her look like “Rebecca from Sunnybrook Brothel.”

  27. Alyson Hannigan Cleavage
    Dr. Ike
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    I’d speedbang her and shoot my seed on her adorable face.

  28. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Formal Dress Twitter
    Dr. Ike
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    Imagine being her proctologist.

  29. Sophia Bush Legs Daisy Dukes Nipples Bra See Through Shirt
    Dr. Ike
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    She’s great. I’ve been jacking to her for years.

  30. Jessica Wright Cleavage Spandex Dress
    Dr. Ike
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    No idea who she is but I would do her in the butt just for sport.

  31. Shia LaBeouf Hole In Crotch Laos Hat
    Cody42
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    Tell me this was a child paparazzo who took this. Who the fuck takes photos at groin height?

  32. Kendall Jenner Shredded Yoga Pants Bra See Through Shirt
    jc
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    Looks like it only took a few scratches for Khloe to realize that Kendall is not “the other white meat.”

  33. Pamela Anderson No Pants Drunk Dancing
    jc
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    That awkward moment when you realize that Pam Anderson just infected you with hepatitis without even touching you.

  34. Sophia Bush Legs Daisy Dukes Nipples Bra See Through Shirt
    Bigalkie
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    Thirty.. With a sixty year old’s legs.

  35. Alyson Hannigan Cleavage
    ghosts
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    Forever nerdcute.

  36. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Formal Dress Twitter
    ghosts
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    Off with her head, all anyone cares about is that ass anyway.

  37. Courtney Love Floral Print Dress Sunglasses
    Quit your job, it's killing you
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    Cameron Diaz in 10 years.

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