Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, filling your Hump Day hole with random celeb buffoonery and ‘Who’s that?’ boobies. Today we’ve got Courtney Love either going method as Bradley Cooper‘s understudy or drugs, Pamela Anderson who either really loves that song or drugs, Chloe Sevigny pacing around in front of this job site until the cat calls start and that’s a promise fellas or drugs, and finally, the ‘patient zero’ moment scientists will have to retrace to when racing to find a cure for a deadly pandemic.
Hey Shia LaBeouf, is that a hole in your crotch are are you just happy you’ve realized life is a meaningless waiting game, marching inevitably towards death and eternal blackness with only fleeting moments of joy brought on by self mutilation?
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Wave goodbye to Skinny Town, hello Chubby Valley!
Janice from The Muppets finally updates her outfit.
“Hang on, I’m getting a call from Lauren Conrad. Hello? What? Who is this? This is Lauren Conrad. Yes I know, I’m Lauren Conrad. No I’m Lauren Conrad. Hello? What number did I dial? No, that’s my number. You must have dialed wrong. I did? Oh sorry. No problem. Thanks, Bye. Bye.”
I like that unlike some other old broads, she knows she’s old and doesn’t tend to gross us out by dressing like she’s twenty.
I’m not even going to try and make this funny. They are smelling their fucking fingers!
I’m worried, it’s been a while she hasn’t fucked a co-star.
I know it looks like they are puckering up for a kiss, but their faces are actually frozen that way.
still better than madonna
Jonah Hill hailing a party sub.
I’d ride her like a stolen moped.
Sweet punch in the gut by the invisible man
Does he even have an agent?
Agent? What the fuck, he’s not really in the CIA, ya know.
All I can hear is Ryan Seacrest yelling 7 … 6 … 5 … 4 … 3 …
I think I like her better when she’s not displaying those mangled tits!
“Synthetic flesh…synthetic flesh…bwahahahaha…SYNTHETIC FLESH!!!”
Caca…pish-pish…weewee…poopies…hahahahahahahaha…
“Hello, Suicide Prevention? I’m feeling like I…huh? Yeah, I’ll hold.”
This guy still looks like some sort of bizarre insect from the Diablo 2 Expansion Set…
WAIT!!! Here he is…
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I remember when my daughter was a little shit and she LOVED Cyndi Lauper. I’ve always thought Cyndi to be a total cutie, and hearing her music today brings back a lot of fond memories.
I’m not looking for Ms. Wright, but she can certainly be Ms. Right Now! *Ba-da-bump!*
I’ll be here all week, folks.
Jesus, she needs to take her hair down. Up in a bun like that it makes her nose look like a detour sign.
She’s just an incredibly dedicated actress, who put on weight for her next role, remaking John Goodman’s epic portrayal of Babe Ruth. Or ‘Fat Tarzan’.
thought this was chaz bono from the thumbnail.
YOW!
What’s up with that weird little fringe around her bikini bottoms. It makes her look like “Rebecca from Sunnybrook Brothel.”
I’d speedbang her and shoot my seed on her adorable face.
Imagine being her proctologist.
She’s great. I’ve been jacking to her for years.
No idea who she is but I would do her in the butt just for sport.
Tell me this was a child paparazzo who took this. Who the fuck takes photos at groin height?
Looks like it only took a few scratches for Khloe to realize that Kendall is not “the other white meat.”
That awkward moment when you realize that Pam Anderson just infected you with hepatitis without even touching you.
Thirty.. With a sixty year old’s legs.
Forever nerdcute.
Off with her head, all anyone cares about is that ass anyway.
Cameron Diaz in 10 years.