The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.1.12

August 1st, 2012 // 608 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, filling your Hump Day hole with random celeb buffoonery and ‘Who’s that?’ boobies. Today we’ve got Courtney Love either going method as Bradley Cooper‘s understudy or drugs, Pamela Anderson who either really loves that song or drugs, Chloe Sevigny pacing around in front of this job site until the cat calls start and that’s a promise fellas or drugs, and finally, the ‘patient zero’ moment scientists will have to retrace to when racing to find a cure for a deadly pandemic.

Hey Shia LaBeouf, is that a hole in your crotch are are you just happy you’ve realized life is a meaningless waiting game, marching inevitably towards death and eternal blackness with only fleeting moments of joy brought on by self mutilation?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Wow I hate to be “that commenter,” but who the hell is this?

  2. Kendall Jenner Shredded Yoga Pants Bra See Through Shirt
    Bonky
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    She’s 16 going on WHORE !

  3. Shia LaBeouf Hole In Crotch Laos Hat
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Is it too much to hope there’s a Sunni LaBeouf out there?

  4. Shia LaBeouf Hole In Crotch Laos Hat
    Bonky
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    I hear he is still searching for his lost bike, traveling the country with his backpack and the remains of his Transformers money, searching, searching, searching…..

  5. Kanye West Sagging Leather Pants High Tops Backwards Leather Hat
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Kim’s tight ass leather pants, as worn by Kanye.

  6. Shia LaBeouf Hole In Crotch Laos Hat
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    Any readers in NYC that can pop on down to where he is and punch him in the cock for me?

  7. Chloe Sevigny Legs Cheetah Print Minidress
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Notice the complete lack of attention from the construction workers.

  8. Jonah Hill Belly Man Boobs Tight Shirt Hailing Cab
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    Stylist! Stylist! Over here!

  9. Kanye West Sagging Leather Pants High Tops Backwards Leather Hat
    Bonky
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    “It’s your turn to wear black today”, she says to me. Fucking bitch is gonna give me heat stroke !

  10. Cyndi Lauper
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Would still bang.

  11. Prince William Kate Middleton Prince Harry
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    Alfred E. Newman photobomb

  12. Kendall Jenner Shredded Yoga Pants Bra See Through Shirt
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    I would get rid of her cat if i were her.

  13. Jonah Hill Belly Man Boobs Tight Shirt Hailing Cab
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    Foor Truck! Food Truck! Over here!

  14. Rose McGowan Legs Pale Skin Green Jumper Sunglasses
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    so here is another installement of the and pissed off look.

  15. Richard Grieco Red Sunglasses Signing Autographs
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    Ahhh. He never disappoints.

  16. Shia LaBeouf Hole In Crotch Laos Hat
    EricLr
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    Come to Laos, where you can stay in the comfort of our lovely international airport, but still get to tell your hipster friends you’ve been here. Act now and we’ll even throw in this hat to let everyone know that you’re down with the poor and oppressed.

    • BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

      I was in the airport in Vientiane about ten years ago. They had a sign that said ‘Please show all guns before boarding the plane’. The pilot came on board with a live chicken.

  17. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Formal Dress Twitter
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    Twitter is an attention whore’s cyber megaphone. Why do people listen?

  18. Matt Damon Blond Wig Liberace Movie Set
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    Ellen has been having a nice summer I see

  19. Shia LaBeouf Hole In Crotch Laos Hat
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    If Google had a face, this would be it.

  20. Prince William Kate Middleton Prince Harry
    Bonky
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    Speak no evil. Smell no evil. Fuck me mate, this is boring.

  21. Pamela Anderson No Pants Drunk Dancing
    ds78
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    Please go away already.

  22. Lauren Pope Kissing Chloe Sims
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    It’s usually hot when two chicks are about to kiss, but this…

    No boner. No boner at all.

  23. Kanye West Sagging Leather Pants High Tops Backwards Leather Hat
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    What’s he, like 5’4″?

  24. Jonah Hill Belly Man Boobs Tight Shirt Hailing Cab
    EricLr
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    Cabs in New York just drive on by when they see you’re a rich, white jew.

  25. Lauren Pope Kissing Chloe Sims
    Johnny P!
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    As attractive and alluring as the ’2 Girls 1 Cup” video.

  26. Shia LaBeouf Hole In Crotch Laos Hat
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    Back from a daring trip to the deep trenches of urban outfitters…

  27. Pamela Anderson No Pants Drunk Dancing
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    I see her clone is coming along nicely.

  28. Kendall Jenner Shredded Yoga Pants Bra See Through Shirt
    Henry
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    Trash is in that family’s DNA.

    • USDA Prime McBeef, PhD

      Most human DNA doesn’t code for protein, but I’m hesitant to refer to it as trash. There are a lot of regulatory functions that happen in there.

  29. Cyndi Lauper
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    Looks like she got SheBopped in the face

    • Emma Watson's Vagina

      i once jerked off to her when she-bop first came out. only time she was hot. love her music though. at the time she was the closest thing to Lady Gaga. wonder if she ripped off Cyndi as well.

  30. Jonah Hill Belly Man Boobs Tight Shirt Hailing Cab
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    Heil Dominos!

  31. Alyson Hannigan Cleavage
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    No soul, no problem! We got ginger boobies here!

  32. Courtney Love Floral Print Dress Sunglasses
    EricLr
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    Is this part of that zombie protest that AMC did the other day?

  33. Jessica Wright Cleavage Spandex Dress
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    Thought it was Kate Middelton from the thumbnail #disappointed

  34. Joanna Krupa Cleavage
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    Oof! Man face.

  35. Courtney Love Floral Print Dress Sunglasses
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    Living in a centrifuge will do that to a person.

  36. Shia LaBeouf Hole In Crotch Laos Hat
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    wow i didn’t know they were filming The Walking Dead in NYC.

  37. Michelle Hunziker Cleavage Spandex Dress
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    Watch out for Al Gore honey!

  38. Pamela Anderson No Pants Drunk Dancing
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    So nobody else is witnessing the zombie apocalypse here?? Where’s Carl???

  39. Adrienne Bailon Cleavage Tight Dress
    EricLr
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    “Adrienne Bailon at the TW Steel & Jordy Cobelens unveiling of the new TW Steel Kelly Rowland ‘Special Edition’ watches”

    Yeah, I don’t know what any of those words mean. But I do very much like your breasts.

  40. Prince William Kate Middleton Prince Harry
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    She’s a princess. She can spit on whoever she likes.

  41. Richard Grieco Red Sunglasses Signing Autographs
    EricLr
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    There is NO WAY he didn’t pay those guys to do that.

  42. Matt Damon Blond Wig Liberace Movie Set
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    His ass regrets going full method.

  43. Alyson Hannigan Cleavage
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    She’s sexy for some reason I can’t quite put my finger in.

  44. Shia LaBeouf Hole In Crotch Laos Hat
    Henry
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    He looks ignorant.

  45. Richard Grieco Red Sunglasses Signing Autographs
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    “Can you sign this for me, Mr. Rourke?”

  46. Kanye West Sagging Leather Pants High Tops Backwards Leather Hat
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    I wish death upon this man. Let’s all wish together really hard.

  47. Mike Tyson
    EricLr
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    I’ve always wondered why he has bodyguards. What, does he need protection in case Evander Holyfield attacks him?

  48. Alyson Hannigan Cleavage
    Henry
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    She seems pretty genuine.

  49. Adrienne Bailon Cleavage Tight Dress
    RosaT
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    looks like the “kim kardashian special” exploded on her face.

  50. Jonah Hill Belly Man Boobs Tight Shirt Hailing Cab
    zaius2000
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    Diabetes! Diabetes! Over here!

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