The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.9.14

July 9th, 2014 // 306 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which happens to be one of the smallest collections we’ve had in a while. Thanks, Obama. But what it lacks in quantity, it makes up for in quality, and by quality, yes, I of course mean the unrestrained nipples of Thor‘s wife, as well as Emmy Rossum, and possibly Rosario Dawson. If you squint really hard and cock your head to the side, yep, I think there’s something there.

There are days in my life when I understand my father’s tears. Let’s go ahead and log this one,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Kate Hudson Butt Panty Line See Through Dress Giorgio Armani Prive Show Paris Fashion Week
    Winston
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    Chainmail?

  2. Hilary Duff Butt Skin Tight Jeans
    Wayner
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    All she seems to do now is git in and out of cars at gas stations…none the less…ass looks fine!!!!

  3. Emmy Rossum Nipples Sports Bra Midriff Yoga Pants
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    She makes me feel like a lesbian.

  4. Jerry Seinfeld Looking Mad Riding Bike Wearing Helmet
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    As Jerry rode his bike he contemplated “Xenu will watch the Seinfeld show and give me powers beyond belief…or do I slip him money to level up?” then Jerry kept riding and was grumpy from the thoughts.

  5. Brian Pettifer Robert Carlyle Riding Teacups The Legend of Barney Thomson Set
    Bobby McFingleberry
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    Begbie’s new haircut screams “I’m yey a fuckin’ pooftie!”

  6. Taylor Kitsch Gerard Butler Derpface Rio
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    “Look, dude, I’m telling you, you’re drinking a bottle of gasoline additive.”

  7. Taylor Kitsch Gerard Butler Derpface Rio
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    “For the last time! POR-TA-POT-TY! Where is it?!’

  8. Rihanna Nipples No Bra Silk Nightgown
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    I have a nightgown almost exactly like this. It cost me $3 at a dollar store. Don’t ask.

  9. Billy Connolly Raising Arms Rebecca Da Costa Wild Oats Press Conference
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    I love Billy Connolly.

  10. Coco Cleavage Sports Bra Yoga Pants Working Out Instagram
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    I guess the trick is to get the tits far enough forward that the ass doesn’t pull you back, and the ass far enough back that the tits don’t pull you forward.

  11. Kate Hudson Butt Panty Line See Through Dress Giorgio Armani Prive Show Paris Fashion Week
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    Jake Gyllenclooney looks perturbed.

  12. Prince Charles, Prince William Scuba Diving British Sub-Aqua Club
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    “You just tried to look up the Duchess’ skirt, didn’t you?”
    “Hahaha … got me, Dad!”

  13. Coco Cleavage Sports Bra Yoga Pants Working Out Instagram
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    It’s like the sound of lobsters being dropped in the pot, the screaming of the Bosu ball …

  14. Ashton Kutcher Luciano Huck World Cup Semi Finals Match
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    Aww, even Bob Saget doesn’t want to have to talk to Ashton.

  15. Melanie Griffith Antonio Tatto being Removed
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  16. Taylor Kitsch Gerard Butler Derpface Rio
    Flatliner
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    Looks like Taylor just told Gerard about his idea for a new reality show, of which Gerard would star and provide creative input…Friday Night Shitters.

  17. Rihanna Nipples No Bra Silk Nightgown
    Flatliner
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    Is that a camel toe trying to do the Scream?

  18. Rihanna Nipples No Bra Silk Nightgown
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    I see Rihanna doing these crazy things and wearing these crazy things, and I always have the same thought:
    “THAT is a beautiful woman.”

  19. Kate Hudson Butt Panty Line See Through Dress Giorgio Armani Prive Show Paris Fashion Week
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    They say the camera adds 3 feet.

  20. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Cheek Short Shorts Brazil Jersey World Cup
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    I think the guy in the yellow decided to pinch one off real quick. Nothing wrong with a little air cheese.

  21. Coco Cleavage Sports Bra Yoga Pants Working Out Instagram
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    “How to take a grumpy in the woods”

  22. Ashton Kutcher Luciano Huck World Cup Semi Finals Match
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    “I’M A FUCKING DONUT!”

  23. Brian Pettifer Robert Carlyle Riding Teacups The Legend of Barney Thomson Set
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    The most ridiculous thing in this ridiculous photo: They fastened the safety chain. On the teacup.

  24. Melanie Griffith Antonio Tatto being Removed
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    Umm, getting rid of that tat aint gonna help.

  25. Melanie Griffith Antonio Tatto being Removed
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    Also, I will now live one month less long for having seen this.

  26. Melanie Griffith Antonio Tatto being Removed
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    They bandaged the wrong body part – I can still see her face.

  27. Anthony Anderson Camo Pants Fuck Trends Shirt
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    And eatin right n sh*t…..

  28. Lindsay Hartley Side Boob Hallmark Channel And Hallmark Movie Channel Summer 2014 TCA
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    Hot Dog, we got a winner!!

  29. Katie Holmes Topless Glamour
    Helena Handbasket
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    She’s foxy with long hair. I hope she never does another mother-daughter matching bob.

  30. Katie Holmes Topless Glamour
    Tonethius
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    Nice mom jeans.

  31. Elsa Pataky Nipples No Bra Giorgio Armani Prive Show Paris Fashion Week
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    great tits!

    • You gotta love the straightforward approach. It’s the Superficial comments’ equivalent of that old lay who posted a non-ironic review on the Olive Garden.

  32. Kate Moss Kelly Osbourne Drunk
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    no cocaine involved here, nope…

  33. Coco Cleavage Sports Bra Yoga Pants Working Out Instagram
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    That thing she’s standing on used to be a 55 gallon steel drum

  34. Prince Charles, Prince William Scuba Diving British Sub-Aqua Club
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    “Hahaha, you really think you’ll be king one day?”
    “Hahaha, do you?”

  35. Jerry Seinfeld Looking Mad Riding Bike Wearing Helmet
    antidentite
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    It’s a titanium bike.

    And his helmet is crooked.

  36. Kate Hudson Butt Panty Line See Through Dress Giorgio Armani Prive Show Paris Fashion Week
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    Meh

  37. Draya Michele Cleavage All White Party
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    I could knock those eyes straight. By banging it that is.

  38. Melanie Griffith Antonio Tatto being Removed
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    Yikes!

  39. Taylor Kitsch Gerard Butler Derpface Rio
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    Riggins!

  40. Kate Moss Kelly Osbourne Drunk
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    “Coke and cigarettes, that’s the only way to stay thin”

  41. Rosario Dawson Nipples No Bra Tank Top
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    Can’t hide the titties.

  42. Lindsay Hartley Side Boob Hallmark Channel And Hallmark Movie Channel Summer 2014 TCA
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    Who? Who cares? That’s badass.

  43. Lindsay Hartley Side Boob Hallmark Channel And Hallmark Movie Channel Summer 2014 TCA
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    The sideboob bar has been raised…or armhole enlarged, or whatever the sideboob equivalent of a bar is.

  44. Katie Holmes Topless Glamour
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    Hell, I would have jumped on Oprah’s couch, too. Only naked.

  45. Rihanna Nipples No Bra Silk Nightgown
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    Fuck she’s a whore.
    Fuck. Mmmmmm delicious whore.

  46. Katie Holmes Topless Glamour
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    …so, some chicks are still hailed as “hot” even when their photos are manipulated more than pizza dough, and, some chicks are targets of ridicule & contempt for the exact same thing …i’m just trying to keep track.

  47. Rihanna Nipples No Bra Silk Nightgown
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    …my Nana used to do this too, right before we put her in the home.

  48. Jerry Seinfeld Looking Mad Riding Bike Wearing Helmet
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    …from his less well known web series; “Comedians on bikes delivering weed”

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