The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.9.14

July 9th, 2014 // 306 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which happens to be one of the smallest collections we’ve had in a while. Thanks, Obama. But what it lacks in quantity, it makes up for in quality, and by quality, yes, I of course mean the unrestrained nipples of Thor‘s wife, as well as Emmy Rossum, and possibly Rosario Dawson. If you squint really hard and cock your head to the side, yep, I think there’s something there.

There are days in my life when I understand my father’s tears. Let’s go ahead and log this one,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Kellie Martin Derpface Hallmark Channel And Hallmark Movie Channel Summer 2014 TCA
    Commented on this photo:

    “Do you like it? It’s made from bubble gum!”

  2. Prince Charles, Prince William Scuba Diving British Sub-Aqua Club
    Commented on this photo:

    So the British royal family makes a lot of money, gets a lot of attention but doesn’t really do anything important. Does that mean the Kardashians are our royal family?

  3. Katie Holmes Topless Glamour
    Bonerboy Seymour
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    omg topless in mom jeans!!!!!!!
    woo!!!!!!!!

  4. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Cheek Short Shorts Brazil Jersey World Cup
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    Wow Germany really fucked Brazil in the ass. Not sure why that image came to mind.

  5. Katie Holmes Topless Glamour
    Commented on this photo:

    If she’s trying to make mom jeans fashionable, I hope she succeeds. I’m tire of seeing fat chicks but cracks.

  6. Kellie Martin Derpface Hallmark Channel And Hallmark Movie Channel Summer 2014 TCA
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    Really? Looks nothing like her.

  7. Katie Holmes Topless Glamour
    Marketing Mike
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, I didn’t realize she’s dating a surgeon.
    A really good one. Hell yes, works for me!

  8. Taylor Kitsch Gerard Butler Derpface Rio
    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    “Look, all I’m saying is that one of us is going to have to change. We can’t both be wearing blue.”

  9. Billy Connolly Raising Arms Rebecca Da Costa Wild Oats Press Conference
    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yes! I’ve finally made the tip of my penis look like the head of a Latino woman.”

  10. Jerry Seinfeld Looking Mad Riding Bike Wearing Helmet
    Swearin
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    Aw, he’s mad because Mrs. Costanza won’t let George come out and play after school.

  11. Draya Michele Cleavage All White Party
    fred
    Commented on this photo:

    It started out as All White, but quickly transformed to an All White-ish Orange party.

  12. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Cheek Short Shorts Brazil Jersey World Cup
    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    Question is, did Heidi Klum call her after and just start saying “Nyaa nyaa, we beat you!” and followed it up by making a raspberry?

  13. Draya Michele Cleavage All White Party
    fred
    Commented on this photo:

    It started out as All White, but quickly devolved into an All White-ish Orange Party.

  14. Ashton Kutcher Luciano Huck World Cup Semi Finals Match
    Swearin
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    Hmm, what else in Ashton’s own professional life should have ended after 5?

  15. Prince Charles, Prince William Scuba Diving British Sub-Aqua Club
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    “You get your bloody ass back down there and practice it again. She isn’t going to drown herself you knobhead in the Unfortunate Accident.”

  16. Rosario Dawson Nipples No Bra Tank Top
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    She’s so hot she made her ice-cream come in its pants.

  17. Lindsay Hartley Side Boob Hallmark Channel And Hallmark Movie Channel Summer 2014 TCA
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    She gives me a Hartley on.

  18. Anthony Anderson Camo Pants Fuck Trends Shirt
    Commented on this photo:

    You mean like overweight black comedians being given frivolous roles in throwaway parody comedies?

  19. Terrell Owens Walking With Scantily Clad Woman
    Commented on this photo:

    “Now when we roll up on this drug house, you keep your guard up, those Barksdale mothafuckas are really lookin’ to ice me. I’ll never forgive them for what they did to Brandon—he was beautiful, man.”

  20. Taylor Kitsch Gerard Butler Derpface Rio
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    “Bitter beer face? You should drink Keystone Light!”

  21. Katie Holmes Topless Glamour
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    She’s fucking gorgeous!

  22. Rihanna Nipples No Bra Silk Nightgown
    Spleen
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s not a walk of shame if you don’t have any.

  23. Elsa Pataky Nipples No Bra Giorgio Armani Prive Show Paris Fashion Week
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    Nice cans!

  24. Coco Cleavage Sports Bra Yoga Pants Working Out Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    “…and one…and DONE! Whew!”

  25. Draya Michele Cleavage All White Party
    Anonymous, 2112
    Commented on this photo:

    Draya Michele was all smiles until Terrell walked through the
    door…

  26. Terrell Owens Walking With Scantily Clad Woman
    Anonymous, 2112
    Commented on this photo:

    “Bitch, I don’t care what they say. We be crashing the all
    white party!”

  27. Elsa Pataky Nipples No Bra Giorgio Armani Prive Show Paris Fashion Week
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    Oh Mammy Mammary

  28. Emmy Rossum Nipples Sports Bra Midriff Yoga Pants
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    Sweet perfection.

  29. Lindsay Hartley Side Boob Hallmark Channel And Hallmark Movie Channel Summer 2014 TCA
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    Hallmark’s newest advertising.

  30. Kate Moss Kelly Osbourne Drunk
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    Kate put on 5 pounds after she quit cocaine, so now she hangs around with Kelly Osbourne to feel thin.

  31. Hilary Duff Butt Skin Tight Jeans
    Hopalong
    Commented on this photo:

    Back to the skinny acid washed 80′s jeans. Now everything is right with the world.

  32. Lindsay Hartley Side Boob Hallmark Channel And Hallmark Movie Channel Summer 2014 TCA
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve seen the Hallmark channel. Nothing like this is ever on that channel. This is false advertising.

  33. Elsa Pataky Nipples No Bra Giorgio Armani Prive Show Paris Fashion Week
    anonym
    Commented on this photo:

    yes, but they’re implants.

  34. Katie Holmes Topless Glamour
    anonym
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    she looks much happier these days

    • ghost of Lisa McPherson

      Who wouldn’t be happier knowing they can assocate and talk to whoever they want, and not have to worry about some cult-spy reporting back to the mothership that you’re somehow been posesed by an 10,000 year-old evil god; and can only be “cleansed” by tying you to a chair, not feeding you, and locking you in a room full of rats for three weeks.

  35. Rihanna Nipples No Bra Silk Nightgown
    coljack
    Commented on this photo:

    “What? I walk around in a sheer gown with my nipple clearly showing and I don’t even get my own post? I don’t even know why I bother anymore.”

  36. Billy Connolly Raising Arms Rebecca Da Costa Wild Oats Press Conference
    coljack
    Commented on this photo:

    Um, what is Albert Einstein being released from a South American prison?

  37. Prince Charles, Prince William Scuba Diving British Sub-Aqua Club
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    “See, we tried that with your mother but she managed to swim back up, so we settled on a car crash instead. Fucking nailed it!”

  38. Coco Cleavage Sports Bra Yoga Pants Working Out Instagram
    Beer bongo
    Commented on this photo:

    Talk about photo-shopping on that first pic.

  39. Ashton Kutcher Luciano Huck World Cup Semi Finals Match
    Flatliner
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    And here all of Brazil thought it was Mick Jagger’s fault. You’ve just been Kutchered, Brazil.

  40. Melanie Griffith Antonio Tatto being Removed
    Buwahahaha
    Commented on this photo:

    You know, she could just wear a long sleeve shirt instead. It would be less hassle for her and much more humane for us.

  41. Katie Holmes Topless Glamour
    Commented on this photo:

    So much photofakery here…

    • Buwahahaha

      Yup, and she still doesn’t look as good as the original Charlie’s Angels.

      • WHO THE FUCK CARES if there is “photofakery”? and who gives two shits that (in your opinion) she doesn’t look as good as the original Angels? Damn, some of the people in here are totally FUBAR!

      • Beer bongo

        Boy, somebody’s in a cranky mood…did you forget what site this is?

      • Nahhh…I often think, however, that people should enjoy what they’re looking at instead of dissecting the images to prove that the beauty they’re beholding just ain’t fucking real, simply because they say so.

  42. Kate Moss Kelly Osbourne Drunk
    Buwahahaha
    Commented on this photo:

    Kelly is never content letting Ozzy be the ugliest one in the family…relatively speaking.

  43. Taylor Kitsch Gerard Butler Derpface Rio
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    OMG look at his fucking accent — disgusting.

  44. Lindsay Hartley Side Boob Hallmark Channel And Hallmark Movie Channel Summer 2014 TCA
    Yubba
    Commented on this photo:

    When just any card won’t do…send a side boob

  45. Lindsay Hartley Side Boob Hallmark Channel And Hallmark Movie Channel Summer 2014 TCA
    Commented on this photo:

    Theresa Lopez-Fitzgerald!!!

  46. Jerry Seinfeld Looking Mad Riding Bike Wearing Helmet
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    And here I thought he just hung that thing on his wall like it was some sort of modern art.

  47. Taylor Kitsch Gerard Butler Derpface Rio
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    All Gerard Butler needs is a 2×4 and an American flag to waive…hooooooo! USA USA USA (sticks tongue out of side of mouth)

  48. Rihanna Nipples No Bra Silk Nightgown
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    You know that embarassing feeling you get when you go to a lover’s house to cheat on your other lover but your other other lover is actually there and sees you cheating on your other lover’s lover? Yeah, it’s like that. #RhiannaLifeStyle

  49. Taylor Kitsch Gerard Butler Derpface Rio
    Quentin
    Commented on this photo:

    So that’s where my nighty went. I knew someone stole it from the dryer at the laundry mat, along with one of my socks.

  50. Melanie Griffith Antonio Tatto being Removed
    Bessy Smith
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, come on, it’s just a tattoo. One that was always ugly, and should have been removed or covered up a thousand years ago when she was young.

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