The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.9.14

July 9th, 2014 // 306 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which happens to be one of the smallest collections we’ve had in a while. Thanks, Obama. But what it lacks in quantity, it makes up for in quality, and by quality, yes, I of course mean the unrestrained nipples of Thor‘s wife, as well as Emmy Rossum, and possibly Rosario Dawson. If you squint really hard and cock your head to the side, yep, I think there’s something there.

There are days in my life when I understand my father’s tears. Let’s go ahead and log this one,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Coco Cleavage Sports Bra Yoga Pants Working Out Instagram
    Robb7
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    Well, this is a normal shot compared to most of Coco’s candids.

  2. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Cheek Short Shorts Brazil Jersey World Cup
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    I heard that she was put on a suicide watch after the beating Brazil got against Germany

  3. Ashton Kutcher Luciano Huck World Cup Semi Finals Match
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    I hold him responsible for Brazil’s legendary ass kicking yesterday. Brazil was destroyed just like Mila Kunis’ hotness.

  4. Prince Charles, Prince William Scuba Diving British Sub-Aqua Club
    Short Round
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    You think we could get grandma to do this? I know a guy who’ll fix her regulator for 5 grand. Let’s see Game of Thrones top this.

  5. Kate Moss Kelly Osbourne Drunk
    Genghis Khanstein
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    Are they slumming at the peep show, or reduced to working there now?

  6. Melanie Griffith Antonio Tatto being Removed
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    Good lord! Did the tattoo contain her will to live too?

  7. Hilary Duff Butt Skin Tight Jeans
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    Dat ass.

  8. Kate Moss Kelly Osbourne Drunk
    Rasputin's Evil Twin
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    Peepshows were much classier when I was young.

  9. Brian Pettifer Robert Carlyle Riding Teacups The Legend of Barney Thomson Set
    cajunhawk
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    Begbie is about to slice open that daft cunt sitting next to him.

  10. Elsa Pataky Nipples No Bra Giorgio Armani Prive Show Paris Fashion Week
    anonymous
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    Holy hell she is fine!

  11. Brian Pettifer Robert Carlyle Riding Teacups The Legend of Barney Thomson Set
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    Is this movie about two pedophiles?

  12. Ashton Kutcher Luciano Huck World Cup Semi Finals Match
    Short Round
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    So listen, my girlfriend’s pregnant. You think they’ll lynch me if I support the Germans?

  13. Katie Holmes Topless Glamour
    Brooks
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    Getting away from the little Martian was the best thing to ever happen to her. Look at her!

  14. Anthony Anderson Camo Pants Fuck Trends Shirt
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    The very definition of irony.

  15. Rosario Dawson Nipples No Bra Tank Top
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    Hell yes.

  16. Draya Michele Cleavage All White Party
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    An “All White Party”?

    Fucking racist.

    • I think we would all be better served if we got back to segregation , even the brothers would like it if they knew where all the white women were at.

  17. Lindsay Hartley Side Boob Hallmark Channel And Hallmark Movie Channel Summer 2014 TCA
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    Very sexy.

  18. Taylor Kitsch Gerard Butler Derpface Rio
    JimBB
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    Oh shit, it’s a Bro-off!!!

  19. Katie Holmes Topless Glamour
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    I prefer full Xenude.

  20. Billy Connolly Raising Arms Rebecca Da Costa Wild Oats Press Conference
    JimBB
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    Jeez, it was a John Cleese look-alike contest, not a fucking Oscar, you braggart!

  21. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Legs Booty Shorts Gold Sippers
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    I’d pack Hudge’s Fudge.

  22. Hilary Duff Butt Skin Tight Jeans
    Ralph
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    How cum Superficial only posts pictures of her ass?

  23. Kate Hudson Butt Panty Line See Through Dress Giorgio Armani Prive Show Paris Fashion Week
    JimBB
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    “Do you like my disco ball outfit?”

    “That depends. Does it mean we can hang you?”

  24. Terrell Owens Walking With Scantily Clad Woman
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    “You better treat me right! I know a lot of dairy farmers who wouldn’t mind taping my cottage cheese behind.”

  25. Draya Michele Cleavage All White Party
    JimBB
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    We used to have similar parties back in Alabama.

  26. Jerry Seinfeld Looking Mad Riding Bike Wearing Helmet
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    Lance just isn’t the same since the scandal broke.

  27. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Legs Booty Shorts Gold Sippers
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    There is something very sexy about her…

    Oh yeah…I saw her vagina on the intertubes.

  28. Lindsay Hartley Side Boob Hallmark Channel And Hallmark Movie Channel Summer 2014 TCA
    Michael
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    I just read about her. Besides being a soap actress, she’s the wife of a former Green Arrow, Justin Hartley.

  29. Prince Charles, Prince William Scuba Diving British Sub-Aqua Club
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    “Yes, yes, but not a dangerous as a Paris tunnel.”

  30. Ashton Kutcher Luciano Huck World Cup Semi Finals Match
    JimBB
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    Hey, look behind us and tell me I’m not havin’ a real fucking awful acid flashback.

  31. Coco Cleavage Sports Bra Yoga Pants Working Out Instagram
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    This is the beginning stance for the martial art known as “butt fu”.

  32. Ashton Kutcher Luciano Huck World Cup Semi Finals Match
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    Hoping that no one notices that Kutcher sounds German.

  33. Terrell Owens Walking With Scantily Clad Woman
    Short Round
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    Is that Miley Cyrus in 15 years?

  34. Ashton Kutcher Luciano Huck World Cup Semi Finals Match
    Michael
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    High Pitch Erik is blocking my shot!

  35. Brian Pettifer Robert Carlyle Riding Teacups The Legend of Barney Thomson Set
    JimBB
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    No matter what character he’s playing, Robert Carlyle always looks like he’s -THIS CLOSE- to killing someone.

  36. Anthony Anderson Camo Pants Fuck Trends Shirt
    JimBB
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    Hey asshole, no tip for your valet?? He’s got 8 kids to support!!

  37. Kellie Martin Derpface Hallmark Channel And Hallmark Movie Channel Summer 2014 TCA
    JimBB
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    She really needs a gay friend to tell her not to wear that dress.

  38. Rihanna Nipples No Bra Silk Nightgown
    JimBB
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    It can’t be a walk of shame. No bruises.

  39. Katie Holmes Topless Glamour
    Odbarc
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    I hate this fucking cock-teasing “topless” non-nude shit. Fuck this Scientologist fucking lesbian. Fuck her in the ass!

    I’m sorry, I’m on a diet. I’m fat.

  40. Anthony Anderson Camo Pants Fuck Trends Shirt
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    shaping up for his new series. you go, AA!!

  41. Jerry Seinfeld Looking Mad Riding Bike Wearing Helmet
    Odbarc
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    I’ve got an idea for a show!! It’s about SOMETHING. Nah, it’ll never fly.

  42. Prince Charles, Prince William Scuba Diving British Sub-Aqua Club
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    “Would you mind it if Camilla borrowed your scuba mask? It would only improve your step mother’s looks.”

  43. Terrell Owens Walking With Scantily Clad Woman
    JimBB
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    “…So then I’m all up in that bitch’s face, tellin’ her, ‘Hell No! You ain’t getting none of MY smack, bitch!’ and grabbing that fucking razor blade. And then…you even listenin’ to me, motherfucker?”

    “Yes, please go on!”

  44. Prince Charles, Prince William Scuba Diving British Sub-Aqua Club
    JimBB
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    “When she boards the ship tonight, just call me and give me the signal.”

  45. Draya Michele Cleavage All White Party
    Joe Blow
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    Anybody missing a life sized carrot?

  46. Kate Moss Kelly Osbourne Drunk
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    “Look, I know you’re scared, but the amount of heroine we are going to do will either kill you or make you thin. Look at yourself, isn’t it a win win?”

  47. Coco Cleavage Sports Bra Yoga Pants Working Out Instagram
    Joe Blow
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    Constipation’s a real motherfucker.

  48. Jerry Seinfeld Looking Mad Riding Bike Wearing Helmet
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    “And those bike helmets… what’s with those? You look like a swimming sperm cell!”

  49. Coco Cleavage Sports Bra Yoga Pants Working Out Instagram
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    “LOOK AT MY ASS! LOOK AT MY TITS! LOOK AT THEM! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK! LOOKLOOKLOOK!”

  50. Jerry Seinfeld Looking Mad Riding Bike Wearing Helmet
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    Having had the joy of bike riding on the streets of NYC, I can state that the look on Jerry’s face is the look you give some asshole (with a camera) who stepped into the street in front of your bike and now you have to swerve into traffic in order not to clip the guy.

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