The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.9.14

July 9th, 2014 // 306 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which happens to be one of the smallest collections we’ve had in a while. Thanks, Obama. But what it lacks in quantity, it makes up for in quality, and by quality, yes, I of course mean the unrestrained nipples of Thor‘s wife, as well as Emmy Rossum, and possibly Rosario Dawson. If you squint really hard and cock your head to the side, yep, I think there’s something there.

There are days in my life when I understand my father’s tears. Let’s go ahead and log this one,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Katie Holmes Topless Glamour
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    I’ll take it!

  2. Katie Holmes Topless Glamour
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    She didn’t need to take Tom’s belt in the divorce. That’s just spiteful.

  3. Taylor Kitsch Gerard Butler Derpface Rio
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    “Right so you DO know that you can relieve yourself in stationary restrooms right?”

  4. Katie Holmes Topless Glamour
    Tom Cruise
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    I just…I just thought there’d be a cock, is all.

  5. Elsa Pataky Nipples No Bra Giorgio Armani Prive Show Paris Fashion Week
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    By Odin’s beard those are glorious!

    I’ll let myself out now.

  6. Elsa Pataky Nipples No Bra Giorgio Armani Prive Show Paris Fashion Week
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    mmmm……mommy boobs

  7. Billy Connolly Raising Arms Rebecca Da Costa Wild Oats Press Conference
    Billy
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    She’s facing the wrong direction.

  8. Taylor Kitsch Gerard Butler Derpface Rio
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    “Hey Taylor. Go get Gaga and meet me in the portable shitter.”

  9. Prince Charles, Prince William Scuba Diving British Sub-Aqua Club
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    “Did you find your grandmother’s dentures from 1865? No? Then keep looking”

  10. Katie Holmes Topless Glamour
    JC
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    Would look better without the mom jeans. I’ll help her remove them.

  11. Ashton Kutcher Luciano Huck World Cup Semi Finals Match
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    Can Brazil lynch him just in case his presence didn’t help?

  12. Terrell Owens Walking With Scantily Clad Woman
    karen
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    “Yeah, I know, but how does putting that weight-loss thing around your potbelly help with those cankles and thunder thighs?”

  13. Rihanna Nipples No Bra Silk Nightgown
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    No, don’t bother to get dressed Just roll out of bed and hit the streets.

  14. Katie Holmes Topless Glamour
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    She looks remarkably fresh and free of thetans. Also, good angle to hide the cranial nerve damage.

  15. Rosario Dawson Nipples No Bra Tank Top
    marno
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    I am in love with this woman.

  16. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Cheek Short Shorts Brazil Jersey World Cup
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    I would destroy her ass 7 to 1.

  17. Hilary Duff Butt Skin Tight Jeans
    Sloppy Redneck
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    Say what you want about this chick .. But, you wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating squirrel .

  18. Rihanna Nipples No Bra Silk Nightgown
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    I’d make a joke about the morning after “walk of shame”…except that would still mean she went out last night in her underwear. Which is so far from unlikely it’s less of a joke and more of commenting on the obvious.

  19. Elsa Pataky Nipples No Bra Giorgio Armani Prive Show Paris Fashion Week
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    I’d rub my face in there until the static charge gave me super powers.

  20. Anthony Anderson Camo Pants Fuck Trends Shirt
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    Isn’t shit designed to look like the old limey “keep calm and carry on” signs a fad?

  21. Elsa Pataky Nipples No Bra Giorgio Armani Prive Show Paris Fashion Week
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    If they’re good enough for the God of Thunder, they’re good enough for me.

  22. Coco Cleavage Sports Bra Yoga Pants Working Out Instagram
    CrashHell
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    I Must
    I Must
    I Must Increase My Butt!

  23. Jerry Seinfeld Looking Mad Riding Bike Wearing Helmet
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    I guess being worth nearly a billion dollars doesn’t bring happiness.

  24. Billy Connolly Raising Arms Rebecca Da Costa Wild Oats Press Conference
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    Anal Badge Achieved

  25. Katie Holmes Topless Glamour
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    Not as good as her “The Gift” body

    • Go look in the mirror. What do you see? Now go look at a picture of yourself from 15 years ago. Is there a reason that The Gift having been released in the year 2000 doesn’t register with you? At ease, soldier.

  26. Prince Charles, Prince William Scuba Diving British Sub-Aqua Club
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    “The Sub-Aqua Club”…which on this side of the pond we call “The Pool”

  27. Katie Holmes Topless Glamour
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    She’s freakin’ HOT!

  28. Jerry Seinfeld Looking Mad Riding Bike Wearing Helmet
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    Playing a game of chicken with Alec Baldwin is serious business.

  29. Lindsay Hartley Side Boob Hallmark Channel And Hallmark Movie Channel Summer 2014 TCA
    it had to be said
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    Holy Side Boob!

  30. Coco Cleavage Sports Bra Yoga Pants Working Out Instagram
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    I can’t decide if I’m proud or ashamed of living in a society where a woman can just do squats for a living.

  31. Brian Pettifer Robert Carlyle Riding Teacups The Legend of Barney Thomson Set
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    Care to join me in a cup of pedophile?

  32. Hilary Duff Butt Skin Tight Jeans
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    Does she own ALL the skinny jeans in California?

  33. Jerry Seinfeld Looking Mad Riding Bike Wearing Helmet
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    Sharing a city with Taylor Swift and Lena Dunham would make anybody cranky.

  34. Katie Holmes Topless Glamour
    Cock Dr
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    She looks great despite a bad case of Caucasian ass.

  35. Billy Connolly Raising Arms Rebecca Da Costa Wild Oats Press Conference
    BB
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    “Kuato’s a mutant, so don’t get upset when you see her.”
    “Olaaaaaaa!”

  36. Jerry Seinfeld Looking Mad Riding Bike Wearing Helmet
    Zohan
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    Riding a bike and worth a billion dollars? Well done.

  37. Melanie Griffith Antonio Tatto being Removed
    Krakraken
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    And here I thought I was looking at a trailer for the new season of The Walking Dead.
    Now I know it’s not possible :the zombies in the show have teeth.

  38. Brian Pettifer Robert Carlyle Riding Teacups The Legend of Barney Thomson Set
    Short Round
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    Pedophiles. Always two there are. A Master and an Apprentice.

  39. Kate Hudson Butt Panty Line See Through Dress Giorgio Armani Prive Show Paris Fashion Week
    Zohan
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    Wear a thong, bitch.

  40. Taylor Kitsch Gerard Butler Derpface Rio
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    At the Partridge Family reunion.

  41. Emmy Rossum Nipples Sports Bra Midriff Yoga Pants
    MD2020
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    That’s some “mid-90s Jennifer Aniston on Friends” nipples there.

  42. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Legs Booty Shorts Gold Sippers
    Short Round
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    She doesn’t have much of a style but who cares. I want to plow her.

  43. Coco Cleavage Sports Bra Yoga Pants Working Out Instagram
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    It’s hard work maintaining her perfect ass. I’d love to show her my appreciation personally.

  44. Elsa Pataky Nipples No Bra Giorgio Armani Prive Show Paris Fashion Week
    Cock Dr
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    I hope I’m wearing a top like that the next time I’m pulled over for speeding. If the officer is a straight guy or a lesbian I hope I’d be let go with a stern warning,

  45. Katie Holmes Topless Glamour
    Rasputin's Evil Twin
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    Is she old enough to count as a MILF?

    • Winston

      Yes, this is a sterling example of what a true MILF look’s like.

      Bat Shit Britney and Hilary Puff should take note here.

  46. Emmy Rossum Nipples Sports Bra Midriff Yoga Pants
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    I love her.

  47. Taylor Kitsch Gerard Butler Derpface Rio
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    “Hey Taylor. Where can I get that sweet South American cocaine I’ve heard so much about?
    “That’s in Colombia. This is Brazil.”
    “Oh. Well, what can I get here?”
    “Shot, stabbed and kidnapped.”

  48. Draya Michele Cleavage All White Party
    Rasputin's Evil Twin
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    A cross-eyed blow-op doll? Talk about obscure fetishes.

  49. Rihanna Nipples No Bra Silk Nightgown
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    The walk of shame done right.

  50. Kate Moss Kelly Osbourne Drunk
    Cock Dr
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    Such a glamorous life. Everyone wants it. But the whole goddamned thing is just a bunch of hair dye & funhouse mirrors.

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