The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.31.13

July 31st, 2013 // 265 Comments

Despite spotty Wifi and pretending we’re important businessman doing important business stuff – GET ME THOSE NUMBERS ON COCK JOKE FUTURES. – Photo Boy refused to go a day without slapping together The Crap We Missed. And, yes, 98% of that decision is based on him finding a Prince Charles photo because he’s grown predictable and no longer the spontaneous young lover Anyway, we’re hopping on a train and heading back to our respective hovels, so it’ll be business as usual tomorrow.

Thanks for contenting yourself with our distracted blog sharts,

- The Superficial

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  1. Kendall Jenner Bikini Cleavage Instagram
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    Ah, to be young again. After your body embarks upon it’s initial changes and before your mom casts you in a sex tape with some disposable celebrity.

  2. Prince Charles Falcon
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    Still a better love story than Twilight.

  3. Prince Charles Falcon
    ThisWillHurt
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    “I couldn’t agree more, good man. The Muppets are, indeed, ‘weirdos’ as you so eloquently put it.”

  4. Chelsea Handler Holding Pillow LAX
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Always carry a pillow, just in case you pass-out without warning.”

  5. Joaquin Phoenix Long Sideburns No Shoes Inherent Vice Set
    ThisWillHurt
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    Give it up! Nobody gives a shit about Gangnam Style anymore.

  6. Chelsea Handler Holding Pillow LAX
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    Prior to her flight, she had time to ask the pillow about the future of her career, where her dignity went and how to score some cheap vodka.

  7. Joaquin Phoenix Long Sideburns No Shoes Inherent Vice Set
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    the pic by itself is so hilarious I got nothin’. ThisWillHurt did a pretty good job though.

  8. Joaquin Phoenix Long Sideburns No Shoes Inherent Vice Set
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    Wolverine’s retarded twin brother would occassionally escape from the attic where they kept him hidden away from society.

  9. Shauna Sand Cleavage Boob Window
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    She can’t afford good clothes because her lipstick expediture is $7000.00 a month.

  10. Helen Flanagan Cleavage Panties See Through Dress
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    “Loosen that last strap a little bit! We can’t get her tongue back in!”

  11. Kendall Jenner Bikini Cleavage Instagram
    Deacon Jones
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    My penis just enlarged like one of those trick balloons clowns blow up at parties.

  12. Chelsea Handler Holding Pillow LAX
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    Albino gorilla sighting!

  13. Jenna Fischer Cleavage The Spectacular Now Screening
    Skeeter
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    I would love to tongue bang her asshole. Has she done anything since The Office ended?

  14. Shauna Sand Cleavage Boob Window
    malaka
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    this is what happens when coco sheds her epidermis.

  15. Kate Upton
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    Gravity is a bitch

  16. Kate Upton
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    Great first she’s making movies with Cameron Diaz next thing you know she’s trying out a part as British looking woman in heavy makeup.

  17. Naya Rivera Cleavage Ripped Abs Midriff Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    I didn’t know this was a tumblr for celebrities with no teeth.

  18. Prince Charles Falcon
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    The eagle can spot something as small as sausages from up to a mile above the sky.

  19. Prince Charles Falcon
    Cock Dr
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    The bird has far more gravitas than Charlie could ever aspire to.

  20. Irina Shayk Butt Yoga Pants
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    I -rina like her!
    Sorry, that’s all I got…

  21. Erin Heatherton Smoking Cigarette Tight Spandex Dress
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    stay cancer ridden, my friends

  22. Erin Heatherton Smoking Cigarette Tight Spandex Dress
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    Amazing how all the sexiness can be sucked out of an image with a trailer park trash expression and a cig…

  23. Naya Rivera Cleavage Ripped Abs Midriff Jimmy Kimmel Live
    ThisWillHurt
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    In every photo, there’s a guy telling us exactly what her fart smells like with his face.

  24. Kate Upton
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    Lefty and Righty had always known that fame would ruin their relationship.
    Now, they can hardly be seen together…

  25. Irina Shayk Butt Yoga Pants
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    Objects in spandex appear lower than they should be.

  26. Naomi Watts Legs Pregnant Belly Minidress St Vincent De Van Nuys Set
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    Britney Spears was allowed to reproduce again?

  27. Helen Flanagan Cleavage Panties See Through Dress
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    Glorious… Just… Glorious…

  28. Kendall Jenner Bikini Cleavage Instagram
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    It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s Chris Hansen ziplining in through my cubicle window!

  29. Irina Shayk Butt Yoga Pants
    richie
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    awesome

  30. Prince Charles Falcon
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    The guy leads a charmed life.

  31. Kate Upton
    ahnold
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    Sloppy

  32. Naomi Watts Legs Pregnant Belly Minidress St Vincent De Van Nuys Set
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    Looks like the kid is smoking thru her belly button

  33. Kendall Jenner Bikini Cleavage Instagram
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    You know what I miss? Crisp, clear, high resolution photos that haven’t been run through a filter to make them look like they were taken by a camera made of a shoebox and a pinhole in tinfoil.

  34. Prince Charles Falcon
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    “Why she’s got a nose just like my whore of an ex-wife”

    too soon?

  35. Shauna Sand Cleavage Boob Window
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    Is this the look Lara Flynn Boyle is going for?

  36. Prince Charles Falcon
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    Mirror mirror, on the wall …

  37. Joaquin Phoenix Long Sideburns No Shoes Inherent Vice Set
    Guy
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    No caption needed. I cant stop looking at it.

  38. Joaquin Phoenix Long Sideburns No Shoes Inherent Vice Set
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    Everybody do the dinosaur!

  39. Chelsea Handler Holding Pillow LAX
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    A-list celebrities bring their own pillow. C-list celebrities bring their own pillow, but no pillowcase.

  40. Shauna Sand Cleavage Boob Window
    Guy
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    Not Pictured:
    8″ clear hooker heels.

  41. Chelsea Handler Holding Pillow LAX
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    Hey look… two stuffed bags.

  42. Jenna Fischer Cleavage The Spectacular Now Screening
    Skeeter
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    No, it would not.

  43. Joaquin Phoenix Long Sideburns No Shoes Inherent Vice Set
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    If he keeps doing that “I’m a crazy homeless rapper” act much longer, I’m going to start believing it.

  44. Irina Shayk Butt Yoga Pants
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    I’m just going to call her “Ivana Shagya”

  45. Erin Heatherton Smoking Cigarette Tight Spandex Dress
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    I kind of appreciate being able to see what she looks like, while knowing what she smells like.

  46. Prince Charles Falcon
    yourmom
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    Dang, being a prince seems like a lot of work…

  47. Kate Upton
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    She should really rethink wearing dresses that provide uneven support.

  48. Helen Flanagan Cleavage Panties See Through Dress
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    It’s her subtle and understated inner beauty that she really wants people to know about.

  49. Erin Heatherton Smoking Cigarette Tight Spandex Dress
    yourmom
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    Keepin it classy…

  50. Naomi Watts Legs Pregnant Belly Minidress St Vincent De Van Nuys Set
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    “No, NO Ms. Watts! Not on the steps! And for the last time, babies are ‘birthed’ not ‘shitted’, as you like to say. Keep those legs together.”

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