The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.30.14

July 30th, 2014 // 335 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that starts off with a photo I can only hope became a horrific crime scene and ends with five photos that I’m positive did. If you guessed public defecation, congratulations, you’re an L.A. County deptuy now. We’ve also got Sinead O’Connor with a cryptic message written on her cheeks that I’m sure you guys will correctly interpret as a deep affinity for anal sex, and Elisabeth Shue for no reason other than I remember her from the 90′s and this post is entirely about nothing.

HA! Look at this guy! Like I said, nothing,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Posing With Chris Brown Instagram
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    Why do I feel like there should be a BangBros logo at the bottom of this?

  2. Vin Diesel Eyes Closed Thumbs Up Guardians Of The Galaxy Screening
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    The look of a hamster working overtime.

  3. Miranda Kerr Butt Tight Dress Escada Flagship Store Opening Munich
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    Beautiful idiot.

  4. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Posing With Chris Brown Instagram
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    I seriously hope they ran a train on them. I will wait for Kris Jenner’s denial followed by the release of the sex tape.

  5. Toni Garrn Butt Bikini Yacht
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    ‘Butt’ doesn’t really count when it’s attached to the body of a malnourished schoolboy.

  6. Vin Diesel Eyes Closed Thumbs Up Guardians Of The Galaxy Screening
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    The man is the epitome of method acting.

  7. Daniel Radcliffe Smoking Cigarette Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    He had so much potential to grow up adorable, and not like a 40 year old meth addict. :(

  8. Coco Cleavage Bikini Legs Spread Instagram
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    *gets out mop and shovel and stands behind Don*

  9. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Posing With Chris Brown Instagram
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    The cast for their sex tape has finally been selected.

  10. Brittny Gastineau Drunk Cleavage Chateau Marmont
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    A sobering photo.

  11. Prince Harry Levitating Ball Commonwealth Games
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    Royal Telepath shocker!

  12. Bradley Cooper Eating Sandwich In Sam Keeleys Face Adam Jones Set
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    I see he’s going with the Vince Vaughn school of acting for this one.

  13. Vin Diesel Eyes Closed Thumbs Up Guardians Of The Galaxy Screening
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    “I am so high right now.”

  14. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Posing With Chris Brown Instagram
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    Girls I wouldn’t mind learning Brown beat up.

  15. Prince Harry Levitating Ball Commonwealth Games
    CrashHell
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    No one is offering me the throne,…and I have the bloody force.

  16. Lisa Rinna Nipples Tanktop Yoga Pants
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    I’d make a joke about sucking the paint off of something, but I doubt she has any muscle control left in her entire face.

  17. Miranda Kerr Butt Tight Dress Escada Flagship Store Opening Munich
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    Not pictured: the melee in the background to see who gets to go home with her.

  18. Lisa Rinna Nipples Tanktop Yoga Pants
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    The original Duck Face.

  19. Vin Diesel Eyes Closed Thumbs Up Guardians Of The Galaxy Screening
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    “I am Groot!”

  20. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Posing With Chris Brown Instagram
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    Sigh…I assume one of them is pregnant now. and bruised.

  21. Brittny Gastineau Drunk Cleavage Chateau Marmont
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    Apparently she CAN’T take a punch…

  22. Miranda Kerr Butt Tight Dress Escada Flagship Store Opening Munich
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    Tainted by Bieber. RUINED!

  23. Nadeea Volianova Nipples Butt See Through Comic Con Cosplay
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    Subtlety is not thy middle name.

  24. Nadeea Volianova Nipples Butt See Through Comic Con Cosplay
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    Oh I got it, it’s Aeon Fux.

  25. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Posing With Chris Brown Instagram
    JimBB
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    Wow, Chris Brown has really been training hard. He’s ready to beat down TWO women at once!

  26. Nadeea Volianova Nipples Butt See Through Comic Con Cosplay
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    Apparently, I need to go to Comic Con.

  27. Mel B AJ Calloway Screaming Heidi Klum Americas Got Talent Season Nine Kickoff
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    “Wood you like to fazer 3 children wit me?”

  28. Nadeea Volianova Nipples Butt See Through Comic Con Cosplay
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    Cosplay, $19.99 sale at Frederick’s of Hollywood, tomayto, tomahto …

  29. Miranda Kerr Butt Tight Dress Escada Flagship Store Opening Munich
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    She truly is the Helen of Troy of her generation, isn’t it?

  30. Ireland Baldwin Butt Tight Dress Eating Strawberries Instagram
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    I guess the old black leather couch wore out.

  31. Ireland Baldwin Butt Tight Dress Eating Strawberries Instagram
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    Lesbian or not, I’m still fapping to this.

  32. Ireland Baldwin Butt Tight Dress Eating Strawberries Instagram
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    Pretty sure she rather be licking a carpet.

  33. Toni Garrn Butt Bikini Yacht
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    That’s a nice ass.

  34. Elisabeth Shue Cleavage Behaving Badly Premiere
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    Still soooooo would.

  35. Jonathan Kite Bowtie Jean Shorts Loafers No Socks Behaving Badly Premiere
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    Somebody skipped their meds today.

  36. Bradley Cooper Eating Sandwich In Sam Keeleys Face Adam Jones Set
    JimBB
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    Yeah, that’s right. You will stand there wearing an apron while I eat my roast beef sandwich, because I AM BRADLEY FUCKING COOPER AND YOU ARE NOBODY!!

  37. Brittny Gastineau Drunk Cleavage Chateau Marmont
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    Still looks punch-drunk.

  38. Lisa Rinna Nipples Tanktop Yoga Pants
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    Wow, Steven Tyler has luscious breasts.

  39. Ireland Baldwin Butt Tight Dress Eating Strawberries Instagram
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    That bowl of strawberries scored higher on the SAT than she did.

  40. Ty Pennington Backwards Hat Riding Skateboard
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    I thought it was Keanu Reeves, but then I realized there was too much emotion on the face.

  41. Luci Ford Butt Bikini Pool Instagram
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    now that is how you glaze a donut.

  42. Paris Hilton Cleavage
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    She’s like a peacock… A harbinger of the herpes plague…

  43. Ty Pennington Backwards Hat Riding Skateboard
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    Every since that 2×4 fell on him, he thinks he’s Marty McFly.

  44. Coco Cleavage Bikini Legs Spread Instagram
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    HOLY SHIT. She’s facing forward and you can still see her beautiful ass. What i wouldn’t do for just one night with her. Just one. I’d wear dat ass out.

    Ladies and gentlemen, this is the best photo in the gallery. it’s all downhill from here.

  45. Daniel Radcliffe Smoking Cigarette Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    Lindsey cut her hair its a good look for her

  46. Prince Harry Levitating Ball Commonwealth Games
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    “What’s this?”
    “It’s from ‘Phantasm’, Your Highness. Just give it a minute.”

  47. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Posing With Chris Brown Instagram
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    I wonder if Chris Brown knows that technically anything he does with Kylie could be considered statutory rape.

  48. Lisa Rinna Nipples Tanktop Yoga Pants
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    back when my college girlfriend would make me watch Days of our Lives with her before we could have sex, Lisa Rinna’s lips were ridiculous to watch. they’d get smaller and smaller and about the time they started to look normal, BOOM they’d be pumped full of…whatever if is they pump in there. Orphan tears? yeah, probably that.

  49. Daniel Radcliffe Smoking Cigarette Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    Harry Potter and the Goblet of Meth

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