The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.3.13

July 3rd, 2013 // 315 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, coming at you slightly early because, according to our numbers, you guys checked out for the Fourth of July on Memorial Day. For the rest of you who aren’t already too drunk to fire off bottle rockets (Hint: Always point your anus away from people’s faces), here’s Rose McGowan with a guy who has to be either a spiritual advisor, yoga instructor, or just Thomas Jane, followed by Christina Aguilera keeping the best part of her recent weight gain intact, and Chris Evans really needing to cool it on the Thai food. Was that a fucking ‘The Change-Up’ reference?

Yep. I’m already checked out as well. Happy Fourth,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kenny Rogers Werid Facial Plastic Surgery
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    I can’t believe what I’m seeing. He’s actually ascending into Heaven. How in the fuck does he do that?

  2. Gemma Arterton Cleavage Tight Velvet Dress Lancome Show Fashion Week Paris
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    Gemma Atherton lookth thexy hot. I’d love to kith her right on her pretty round Ath.

  3. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini Slater Trout Paddleboarding Instagram
    Porkpie
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    Yum. I bet Dad wants some of that.

  4. Earvin Johnson III See Through Shirt Sparkly Pink Shoes Magic Johnson Son
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    This is what Justin Bieber’s pants look like on someone that they actually fit…

  5. Earvin Johnson III See Through Shirt Sparkly Pink Shoes Magic Johnson Son
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    The carpet may match the drapes but the shoes don’t match the bag.

  6. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Instagram
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    She’s a rate sucker. Her bad driving makes car insurance more expensive for the rest of us.

  7. Dick Van Dyke Leather Man Purse
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    Another one who can’t match a handbag and shoes. This country is going to hell in a hamsterball.

  8. Mariah Carey Cleavage Nick Cannon Scared Instagram
    JungleRed
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    He’s the Tokyo to her Godzilla.

  9. Mariah Carey Cleavage Nick Cannon Scared Instagram
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    WAIT! She said I have to hold WHAT in my asshole?

  10. Psy Sideways Hat Capris Pants No Sunglasses
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    …no.

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