The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.3.13

July 3rd, 2013 // 315 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, coming at you slightly early because, according to our numbers, you guys checked out for the Fourth of July on Memorial Day. For the rest of you who aren’t already too drunk to fire off bottle rockets (Hint: Always point your anus away from people’s faces), here’s Rose McGowan with a guy who has to be either a spiritual advisor, yoga instructor, or just Thomas Jane, followed by Christina Aguilera keeping the best part of her recent weight gain intact, and Chris Evans really needing to cool it on the Thai food. Was that a fucking ‘The Change-Up’ reference?

Yep. I’m already checked out as well. Happy Fourth,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Earvin Johnson III See Through Shirt Sparkly Pink Shoes Magic Johnson Son
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    Would there be any downside to telling the terrorists that Chateau Marmont is full of bacon and Jews and to have at it?

  2. Kenny Rogers Werid Facial Plastic Surgery
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    Apparently his plastic surgeon is unsure as to when and when NOT to fold ‘em.

  3. Gemma Arterton Cleavage Tight Velvet Dress Lancome Show Fashion Week Paris
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    The entire internet’s toes just curled in it’s shoes.

  4. Mel B Smoking Cigarette Cleavage Spandex Workout Clothes
    LightWonUp
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    Girl can’t go 10 min without a nicotine fix.

  5. Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage Midriff Slutty Pants Suit X Factor Auditions
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    Miss “Let me open my jacket so you can get a good look at my breasts but I will fake outrage when I catch you staring because in reality I just an attention whore”.

  6. Mariah Carey Cleavage Nick Cannon Scared Instagram
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    “Baby, do you hear the kids crying?”
    “Never.”

  7. Chris Evans Captain America The Winter Soldier Set
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    Never let them go in dry.

  8. Rihanna Cleavage Crotch Grab Berlin
    I Pulled it to Miley's Vadge
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    Every picture of her looks like a porn still of a chick getting double penetrated by 9 inch cocks.

  9. Nicole Richie Nipples No Bra Legs Cut Off Jean Shorts
    Beer Baron
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    Looks like the Barfing Diet is fairly effective.

  10. Kenny Rogers Werid Facial Plastic Surgery
    Mike1
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    Lady, I know I look like Freddy Kruger, but I love you….

  11. Mariah Carey Cleavage Nick Cannon Scared Instagram
    Phoenix
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    Willie Tyler looks different.

  12. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini Slater Trout Paddleboarding Instagram
    I Pulled it to Miley's Vadge
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    Slater Trout. Give me a fucking break.

  13. Earvin Johnson III See Through Shirt Sparkly Pink Shoes Magic Johnson Son
    Amy
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    Why is Star Jones so excited?

  14. Earvin Johnson III See Through Shirt Sparkly Pink Shoes Magic Johnson Son
    Jenn
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    Shoes are again fucking fabulous.

  15. Dick Van Dyke Leather Man Purse
    Jenn
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    I think his murse carries his meds. One of them is an awesome pill, because Mr. Van Dyke is the best.

  16. Psy Sideways Hat Capris Pants No Sunglasses
    Jenn
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    Are we sure this is him and not the fake one?

  17. Kenny Rogers Werid Facial Plastic Surgery
    Jenn
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    He and Dolly are in a plastic surgery contest. I think he won and lost at the same time.

  18. Earvin Johnson III See Through Shirt Sparkly Pink Shoes Magic Johnson Son
    Mos
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    Whether intentional or not, I appreciate the humor this guy provides.

  19. Armie Hammer Riding Vespa Wearing Sandals Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    If you are going to wear sandals on a motorbike then you don’t need a helmet.. fall of – turn to paste…

  20. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Instagram
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    Is she stuck to a plate glass window for this pic?

  21. Reese Witherspoon Butt Yoga Pants
    emma watson's vagina
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    So now she has the body of a New Barbie.

  22. Hoda Kotb Benjamin Bratt Kathie Lee Gifford Today Show
    Icehawg
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    “Hey…look in Hoda’s ear! You can definitely see the clear through to the wall behind Kathie Lee.”

  23. Chris Evans Captain America The Winter Soldier Set
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    I walk out of the bathroom like that.

  24. Rihanna Cleavage Crotch Grab Berlin
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    “ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttttttttttttttttt”

  25. Earvin Johnson III See Through Shirt Sparkly Pink Shoes Magic Johnson Son
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    He’s ready to dunk some balls.

  26. Psy Sideways Hat Capris Pants No Sunglasses
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    Sure does love that American money.

  27. Dick Van Dyke Leather Man Purse
    ruckus
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    Not Pictured: Mary Poppin’s destroyed vagina.

  28. Prince Charles Camilla Dutchess Of Cornwall Watching Dog Chasing Chicken Rhug Estate Farm Visit
    heysamjo
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    Ohhhh….Camille are in the BACKGROUND of the picture! I see now, I see now….

  29. Nicole Richie Nipples No Bra Legs Cut Off Jean Shorts
    heysamjo
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    Why, WHY does she always look like the poster child for scoliosis!

  30. Mariah Carey Cleavage Nick Cannon Scared Instagram
    Bob
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    “Bitch’s getting bigger every day.”

  31. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini Slater Trout Paddleboarding Instagram
    Pat C.
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    Can’t she post pics of herself with her girlfriends?

  32. Psy Sideways Hat Capris Pants No Sunglasses
    LLBL
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    Dean-nam Style

  33. Earvin Johnson III See Through Shirt Sparkly Pink Shoes Magic Johnson Son
    Phoenix
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    I thought Al Roker came out of the closet.

  34. Chris Evans Captain America The Winter Soldier Set
    anonymous
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    HAHA I bet he thought his days of blowing Joss Whedon were over after he landed the Captain America gig.

  35. Rihanna Cleavage Crotch Grab Berlin
    anonymous
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    She isn’t farting. She just queefed and is hoping the mic didn’t pick it up. That’s why she’s cover up her vag. The rest of the concert it’s out there- center stage.

  36. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini Slater Trout Paddleboarding Instagram
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    Still trying to show off that chocolate starfish I see.

  37. Chris Evans Captain America The Winter Soldier Set
    Lou Braccant
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    Wait, did I see that correctly? In the reflection in the mirror, is that? No, it couldn’t be…it is! Sweet zombie jesus…FROSTED TIPS!!!!

  38. Chris Evans Captain America The Winter Soldier Set
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    “My God! North West? What the fuck kind of name is that?”

  39. Rihanna Cleavage Crotch Grab Berlin
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    Nasty bitch.

  40. Reese Witherspoon Butt Yoga Pants
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    Chin up, Reese.

  41. Gemma Arterton Cleavage Tight Velvet Dress Lancome Show Fashion Week Paris
    anonymous
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    Hot! Her accent alone could do it for me.

  42. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini Slater Trout Paddleboarding Instagram
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    I hope he’s fucking her at least twice a day. She’s built for work.

  43. Christina Aguilera Butt Yoga Pants Weight Loss
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    Nice ass.

  44. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini Slater Trout Paddleboarding Instagram
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    “Well there’s a nice, natural stance” said the blind man.

  45. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Instagram
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    Her lips do see a lot of action.

  46. Rose McGowan Sports Bra Yoga Pants With Shirtless Barefoot Random Guy
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    Stay sexy, Rose.

  47. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Instagram
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    Gahhh! No derpy fucking duckface! I would like my monitors to remain unpunched, you dumb wench!

  48. Ashley Benson Bikini Instagram
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    Way to show off your best assets, Ashley.

  49. Gemma Arterton Cleavage Tight Velvet Dress Lancome Show Fashion Week Paris
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    She’s so fucking sexy.

  50. Nia Long Cleavage Weight Gain
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    She’s still hot.

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