The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.3.13

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, coming at you slightly early because, according to our numbers, you guys checked out for the Fourth of July on Memorial Day. For the rest of you who aren’t already too drunk to fire off bottle rockets (Hint: Always point your anus away from people’s faces), here’s Rose McGowan with a guy who has to be either a spiritual advisor, yoga instructor, or just Thomas Jane, followed by Christina Aguilera keeping the best part of her recent weight gain intact, and Chris Evans really needing to cool it on the Thai food. Was that a fucking ‘The Change-Up’ reference?

Yep. I’m already checked out as well. Happy Fourth,

- Photo Boy

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