The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.3.13

July 3rd, 2013 // 315 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, coming at you slightly early because, according to our numbers, you guys checked out for the Fourth of July on Memorial Day. For the rest of you who aren’t already too drunk to fire off bottle rockets (Hint: Always point your anus away from people’s faces), here’s Rose McGowan with a guy who has to be either a spiritual advisor, yoga instructor, or just Thomas Jane, followed by Christina Aguilera keeping the best part of her recent weight gain intact, and Chris Evans really needing to cool it on the Thai food. Was that a fucking ‘The Change-Up’ reference?

Yep. I’m already checked out as well. Happy Fourth,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini Slater Trout Paddleboarding Instagram
    Matt
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    Is it wrong for me to want to beat him with a golf club just because his name is Slater Trout?

  2. Hoda Kotb Benjamin Bratt Kathie Lee Gifford Today Show
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    Everyone in this picture wishes it was still the 90′s.

  3. Hoda Kotb Benjamin Bratt Kathie Lee Gifford Today Show
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    This is the drunkest hour on television. Starting on the wine at 10 am EDT is just plain awesome.

  4. Mariah Carey Cleavage Nick Cannon Scared Instagram
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    Mariah Carey is black now?

  5. Nia Long Cleavage Weight Gain
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    Someone who’s aged ten years in the last ten years. I’d still like her to jog by my house in slow motion.

  6. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini Slater Trout Paddleboarding Instagram
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    can someone explain the appeal of stand up paddleboarding?

    It seems like a combination of kayaking and surfing that eliminates all the best parts of both, keeping just the standing and rowing.

    • cc

      Well, if you were the one standing in the back and she was the one in the front rowing I can see the appeal. But the current arrangement? Makes no sense.

  7. Earvin Johnson III See Through Shirt Sparkly Pink Shoes Magic Johnson Son
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    Hey, hey, haaaay!

  8. Psy Sideways Hat Capris Pants No Sunglasses
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    He knows he’s a joke here and we’re actually laughing at him, right?

  9. Kenny Rogers Werid Facial Plastic Surgery
    Keith
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    Fold ‘em.

  10. Psy Sideways Hat Capris Pants No Sunglasses
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    On his way to meet his boyfriend Beiber?

  11. Mariah Carey Cleavage Nick Cannon Scared Instagram
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    If I squint, I can imagine it’s Serena Williams and Lil’ Penny.

  12. Rihanna Cleavage Crotch Grab Berlin
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    The only sound I imagine here is her snorting like a pig.

  13. Rose McGowan Sports Bra Yoga Pants With Shirtless Barefoot Random Guy
    me
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  14. Prince Charles Camilla Dutchess Of Cornwall Watching Dog Chasing Chicken Rhug Estate Farm Visit
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    “Well, it can certainly herd chickens, but can it handle a horse? Saddle up, my dear!”

  15. Kenny Rogers Werid Facial Plastic Surgery
    tlmck
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    Looks like “The Gambler” is about to break even.

  16. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Instagram
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    I try to keep my comments and snark on this site profanity-free, but…

    FUCKING DUCKFACE! GAAH!

  17. Nicole Richie Nipples No Bra Legs Cut Off Jean Shorts
    tlmck
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    Needs a head implant to match the rest.

  18. Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage Midriff Slutty Pants Suit X Factor Auditions
    tlmck
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    Hot girl in need of a good stylist.

  19. Katy Perry Midriff
    tlmck
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    That is the test pattern for her brain waves.

  20. Dick Van Dyke Leather Man Purse
    tlmck
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    One of the funniest men in the history of the planet, and he does it without four letter words.

  21. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini Slater Trout Paddleboarding Instagram
    cc
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    Stating the obvious…her ass must look absolutely spectacular naked.

  22. Mariah Carey Cleavage Nick Cannon Scared Instagram
    CK
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    Taking notes, Kanye?

  23. Psy Sideways Hat Capris Pants No Sunglasses
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    ” OMG paparazzi! No wait don’t go ”
    “Huh? my camera accidentally took a shot of some random Korean person”

  24. Rihanna Cleavage Crotch Grab Berlin
    sprub
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    Heartburn, nausea, indigestion, upset stomach DIARRHEA , yay Pepto Bismol!

    In French? Quand l’estomac cabriole, Pepto Bismol!

  25. Rihanna Cleavage Crotch Grab Berlin
    babychunks
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    Just when I think she can’t get more useless, here she is shitting on stage.

  26. Reese Witherspoon Butt Yoga Pants
    sprub
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    Is she pregnant ? Fish ? Fiii-iiish ? Well, I guess not… move along

  27. Earvin Johnson III See Through Shirt Sparkly Pink Shoes Magic Johnson Son
    sprub
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    One picture to illustrate the two meanings of gay

  28. Kenny Rogers Werid Facial Plastic Surgery
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    Dick van Dyke looks better than him.

  29. Gemma Arterton Cleavage Tight Velvet Dress Lancome Show Fashion Week Paris
    sprub
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    Perfect mathematical definition of a woman: a set of curves producing a straight line

  30. Milla Jovovich Nipples No Bra Chanel Show Fashion Week Paris
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    She whose tits defy gravity…

  31. Mel B Smoking Cigarette Cleavage Spandex Workout Clothes
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    Looks like Sarah Jessica Parker’s hand on the left.

  32. Rihanna Cleavage Crotch Grab Berlin
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    Man, Beyonce is going to be piiiiisssed about this photo.

  33. Mariah Carey Cleavage Nick Cannon Scared Instagram
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    “Nah, babe, I didn’t order an ice cream sundae while you were singing. I don’t know what this guy is talking about. We both know that would ruin my dinner.”

  34. Armie Hammer Riding Vespa Wearing Sandals Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    “Welcome to Hollywood! Here’s your scooter.”

  35. Prince Charles Camilla Dutchess Of Cornwall Watching Dog Chasing Chicken Rhug Estate Farm Visit
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    This was the pre-practice ‘in theory” limo chase of the tunnel in France. “By Jolly, it went off swell, Camille.”

  36. Rose McGowan Sports Bra Yoga Pants With Shirtless Barefoot Random Guy
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    She met Joe Dirt I see

  37. Rihanna Cleavage Crotch Grab Berlin
    Joe Blow
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    “Poor, Rihanna… he never quite mastered the art of of the secure penis tuck.”

  38. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Instagram
    Meg's Attitude
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    Ah yes, I remember that expression from her sex tape…

  39. Hoda Kotb Benjamin Bratt Kathie Lee Gifford Today Show
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    All you need now is Sergio Leone and you could make a cheap Italian movie about a gunslinger in the Old West.

    • Ken

      Or… the costuming department to turn all that leather into saddlery or boots or a nice set of holsters and a bandolier

  40. Earvin Johnson III See Through Shirt Sparkly Pink Shoes Magic Johnson Son
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    The shocks on a Porsche must be incredible.

  41. Kenny Rogers Werid Facial Plastic Surgery
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    And they said the death mask would never pass as the real thing.

  42. Psy Sideways Hat Capris Pants No Sunglasses
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    ” Gandam Style! Remember? Remember that? That was me, you guys. Remember? Heeeeey Sexy Lady. Right? Remember? REMEMBER!!!

  43. Katy Perry Midriff
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    Out for a round of Dumpster Diving?

  44. Prince Charles Camilla Dutchess Of Cornwall Watching Dog Chasing Chicken Rhug Estate Farm Visit
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    “GODDAM! Look at that fuckin’ dog get after that goddam chicken! That little bitch is faster than greased goose shit! That motherfucker better learn to fly right goddam quick! hahaha. Fuck, now I want some Kentucky Fried chicken! Let’s shag ass.

  45. Armie Hammer Riding Vespa Wearing Sandals Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    “Who took my fruity little scooter?”- Gérard Depardieu

    • Why do these “celebutards,” who make beaucoup gold, buy these chicken shit little motor scooters? Within a couple of weeks they’re going to wish they had bitten on a bullet and coughed up the cash for a real motorcycle.

  46. Earvin Johnson III See Through Shirt Sparkly Pink Shoes Magic Johnson Son
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    His father must have been really surprised when his son came out of the closet. He didn’t know he could fit in one.

  47. Kenny Rogers Werid Facial Plastic Surgery
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    He hasn’t changed a bit, except for the plastic surgery.

  48. Rihanna Cleavage Crotch Grab Berlin
    maruli
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    Nausea heartburn indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea!
    Heey pepto bismol!

  49. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini Slater Trout Paddleboarding Instagram
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    Stating the obvious all of him probably looks spectacular naked. They are at a camp of some sort. Perhaps skinny sipping photos are forthcoming. We can only hope.

  50. Nicole Richie Nipples No Bra Legs Cut Off Jean Shorts
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    She feels faint because she hasn’t eaten since the 90′s.

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