The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.3.13

July 3rd, 2013 // 315 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, coming at you slightly early because, according to our numbers, you guys checked out for the Fourth of July on Memorial Day. For the rest of you who aren’t already too drunk to fire off bottle rockets (Hint: Always point your anus away from people’s faces), here’s Rose McGowan with a guy who has to be either a spiritual advisor, yoga instructor, or just Thomas Jane, followed by Christina Aguilera keeping the best part of her recent weight gain intact, and Chris Evans really needing to cool it on the Thai food. Was that a fucking ‘The Change-Up’ reference?

Yep. I’m already checked out as well. Happy Fourth,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Milla Jovovich Nipples No Bra Chanel Show Fashion Week Paris
    Smapdi
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    Bless Milla and her bra allergy.

  2. Earvin Johnson III See Through Shirt Sparkly Pink Shoes Magic Johnson Son
    ThisWillHurt
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    He’s gay? I don’t see it.

  3. Rose McGowan Sports Bra Yoga Pants With Shirtless Barefoot Random Guy
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Do you see that? That poor homeless man can’t even afford shoes.”
    “Um.”
    “I know, right? It’s like, who’s so down and out that they can’t even afford to buy footwear?”

  4. Rihanna Cleavage Crotch Grab Berlin
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    Sauerkraut can be a little rough on unaccustomed bowels.

  5. Psy Sideways Hat Capris Pants No Sunglasses
    ThisWillHurt
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    I’m supposed to believe his 15 minutes aren’t up yet? Nice try.

  6. Kenny Rogers Werid Facial Plastic Surgery
    Hank E. Ring
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    Can’t imagine needing someone so, but through the years it seems to me, I need you more and more Mr. Plastic Surgeon.

  7. Rihanna Cleavage Crotch Grab Berlin
    caley
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    *HONK!*

  8. Mariah Carey Cleavage Nick Cannon Scared Instagram
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    Instagram must die.

  9. Rihanna Cleavage Crotch Grab Berlin
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    There must be some down-side to rubbing one out nightly on stage and getting paid millions of dollars that I’m not seeing.

  10. Rihanna Cleavage Crotch Grab Berlin
    Mista Snazzy
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    The face of oncoming Diarrhea or Constipation? Only time will tell. And by time, I mean within the next 15-25 seconds!!!

  11. Dick Van Dyke Leather Man Purse
    Minky Wail
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    He looks pissed at something. I pity the next ottoman he trips over

  12. Armie Hammer Riding Vespa Wearing Sandals Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    Gerard Depardieu does it better.

  13. Mariah Carey Cleavage Nick Cannon Scared Instagram
    Skeeter
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    Mariah isn’t what she once was and she seems pretty crazy but I would still like to POUND her in the ass (and either launch my seed up her ass or splash it on her face/tits) just for old times’ sake. She was fantastic back in the day.

  14. Mariah Carey Cleavage Nick Cannon Scared Instagram
    EricLR
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    A T T A C K O F T H E 5 0 F T E G O !!!!!!!

  15. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Instagram
    Skeeter
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    No idea who she is but she would absolutely get it in each hole.

  16. Chris Evans Captain America The Winter Soldier Set
    EricLR
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    Looks like someone just got Robert Downey, Jr.’s special bathroom gift.

  17. Nia Long Cleavage Weight Gain
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    More like Nia Wide, amirite?

  18. Earvin Johnson III See Through Shirt Sparkly Pink Shoes Magic Johnson Son
    Caroline
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    Thank god he’s gay, no woman would have him.

  19. Rihanna Cleavage Crotch Grab Berlin
    EricLR
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    Luke, why are you pulling up?!?!?

    There are too many trenches on my scanner!!!!

  20. Rihanna Cleavage Crotch Grab Berlin
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    It’s difficult to fart and not pee a little. Try pressing on your vajayjay.

  21. Hoda Kotb Benjamin Bratt Kathie Lee Gifford Today Show
    EricLR
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    Luke, why are you pulling up?!?!?

    There are too many trenches on my scanner!!!!

  22. Dick Van Dyke Leather Man Purse
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    Attaboy, Penis Van Lesbian.

  23. Reese Witherspoon Butt Yoga Pants
    EricLR
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    Last time I go to a yoga instructor who DOESN’T EVEN KNOW WHO I AM!!!!

  24. Psy Sideways Hat Capris Pants No Sunglasses
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    I like this dude. He seems laid back.

  25. Armie Hammer Riding Vespa Wearing Sandals Jimmy Kimmel Live
    EricLR
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    Looks like someone has gone all method on the Clark Kent character.

  26. Prince Charles Camilla Dutchess Of Cornwall Watching Dog Chasing Chicken Rhug Estate Farm Visit
    EricLR
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    Look, that dog is imitating Camilla! Just adorable.

  27. Christina Aguilera Butt Yoga Pants Weight Loss
    EricLR
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    I think that’s a rerun of Rerun.

  28. Earvin Johnson III See Through Shirt Sparkly Pink Shoes Magic Johnson Son
    EricLR
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    I think that’s a rerun of Rerun.

  29. Rose McGowan Sports Bra Yoga Pants With Shirtless Barefoot Random Guy
    EricLR
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    Somewhere, Ireland Baldwin is wonder where Slater is.

  30. Psy Sideways Hat Capris Pants No Sunglasses
    EricLR
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    God help anyone who wonders into that airport by accident, just wanting to be left alone.

  31. Kenny Rogers Werid Facial Plastic Surgery
    EricLR
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    Never gamble on a plastic surgeon who advertises on a bus.

  32. Nicole Richie Nipples No Bra Legs Cut Off Jean Shorts
    EricLR
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    She’s on her way to a marionette show.

  33. Milla Jovovich Nipples No Bra Chanel Show Fashion Week Paris
    EricLR
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    If only vertical lines could slim wrinkles.

  34. Katy Perry Midriff
    EricLR
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    No, I’m pretty sure that’s just a random Jersey hooker.

  35. Gemma Arterton Cleavage Tight Velvet Dress Lancome Show Fashion Week Paris
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    As they say in Paris, “Hnnnng.”

  36. Rose McGowan Sports Bra Yoga Pants With Shirtless Barefoot Random Guy
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    “Velma, Like, where did Scooby run off to?”

  37. Milla Jovovich Nipples No Bra Chanel Show Fashion Week Paris
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    Still looking good.

  38. Katy Perry Midriff
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    Those are some pretty serious orbs.

  39. Katy Perry Midriff
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    She needs to take fashion tips from Milla.

  40. Chris Evans Captain America The Winter Soldier Set
    Chinny
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    Sorry guys, too much coffee today, I gotta go make another Fantastic Four sequel.

  41. Earvin Johnson III See Through Shirt Sparkly Pink Shoes Magic Johnson Son
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    for a second I thought this was a scene from big mama’s house.

  42. Prince Charles Camilla Dutchess Of Cornwall Watching Dog Chasing Chicken Rhug Estate Farm Visit
    Chinny
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    You see, the hound represents the British Empire in the peak of her glory and the cock represents the millions of indigenous people around the world we helped civilize.

  43. Rihanna Cleavage Crotch Grab Berlin
    bEnDeR
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    Guess Drake murdered more then one vagina…

  44. Gemma Arterton Cleavage Tight Velvet Dress Lancome Show Fashion Week Paris
    Pickle Nose
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    Me likey. I want to go to sex town with this English broad.

  45. Katy Perry Midriff
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    rosie the riveter is not a good look for you, katy.

  46. Kenny Rogers Werid Facial Plastic Surgery
    Skeeter
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    Does he still own that restaurant chain?

  47. Earvin Johnson III See Through Shirt Sparkly Pink Shoes Magic Johnson Son
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    At least he won’t need implants.

  48. Armie Hammer Riding Vespa Wearing Sandals Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    My vagina just got even more vagina-ier just looking at the picture.

  49. Nia Long Cleavage Weight Gain
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    I bet Kanye don’t think he needs a Nia Long anymore.

  50. Gemma Arterton Cleavage Tight Velvet Dress Lancome Show Fashion Week Paris
    bagmotherfucker
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    holy fuckin’ shit!! the curves on this woman

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