The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.29.15

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that features Willem Dafoe in a banana hammock. I don’t know why this didn’t get its own post. I’ve been here almost five years and I could have sworn our editorial direction included outlines of dicks whenever possible. Oh well, he made it into whatever the hell this gallery is supposed to be, which today is mostly just Instagram boobs and Tom Cruise about to deepthroat a microphone before erasing the minds of Jimmy Fallon’s studio audience. Seriously, you can keep a business afloat with just tits and royals being attacked by eagles, but don’t approach your next request for a raise with that. Maybe make a nice bar graph, or chart? I don’t know how the real world works anymore.

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