“Here’s your order, Ms. Spears. I’ll be back with the other half in a jiffy.”

She’s taking that Bradley Cooper break up pretty well.

The young ones wash Ferraris. The old ones fetch coffee.

Someone is really fucking thirsty.

So that’s how she gets that face of hers…800 lemonades every day.

For a Starbucks mule, she sure seems sour about it. Oh. Nevermind.

How is she carrying that much? That liquid must outweigh her. Wait… It’s counter balanced by her head.

In her head, all those straws are microphones, and she’s still famous and sought after.

so there’s at least 7 people who will be glad to see her face?

This is how she’s bulking up for Bridget Jones 3?

Leave her alone. She’s just driven in from Texas and didn’t stop once.

Career Plan B takes effect … now!!!

She’s a shoe in for the Ms. Humidity crown!

Glad to see her gainfully employed.

At least she has a side job, but she might invest in a hair net!

Goddammit, they’re making another Bridget Jones Diary movie, aren’t they?

Her new gig as a production assistant is going well….she can actually carry two trays of drinks now.

As god is my witness, I AM GOING TO POOP!

Renee Zellweger is always a little ray of sunshine on the set, brightening everyone’s day by bringing them their morning coffee.

“You had me at ‘What’s your order?’”

“Just pickin’ up an extra couple of bucks until my next movie starts shooting…”

“Don’t you fools know there’s a special ranking that NPR holds for people photographed with 8 grandes at one time?

(unlock button chirps on Prius)

So… she’s a PA now?

She bathes in it.

See that finger up the tray on the right? That my friends, is the secret to how she got cast for anything in the first place