The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.25.12

July 25th, 2012 // 654 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that exists in a world where an innocent virgin love that could only be penetrated by undead sparkle-penis has been shattered to pieces. Why, Bella, WHY?! I managed to stop cutting myself over this for a few minutes to bring you Tara Reid still amazingly scoring way out of her league, Madonna promoting the new line of Poise™, designed by Frederick’s of Hollywood, and the continuing puzzle of how Chloe Sevigny ever became more than a graveyard shift waitress at Waffle House (No offense, Waffle House, but you were the dirtiest restaurant I could think of.)

Now, if you’ll excuse me, my bedroom wall and I have a date with some glue and several Jennifer Lawrence posters,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jason Statham Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
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    Three seconds later, the paparazzo was taking pictures out of his ass.

  2. Wendy Williams
    CranAppleSnapple
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    Is that her shit-eating grimace?

  3. Wendy Williams
    it had to be said
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    RuPaul ALWAYS looks great.

  4. Chloe Sevigny
    Charlie Kirby
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    Transma = Woman who appears to be a man dressing like his own grandmother.

  5. Matthew McConaughey Gina Gershon
    DeucePickle
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    “Aaaand there we go, a full on 3 and half inches of pure pussy crushing man-snake”.

  6. Madonna Butt Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
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    $100 says that baton vibrates

  7. Heidi Klum Children Leni And Lou Matching Lipstick
    it had to be said
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    Give momma ein kiss, baby . . .

  8. Bruce Jenner
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    Looks like a dike.

  9. Bruce Jenner
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    What does Glen Close have to do with the Olympics?

  10. Wendy Williams
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    Arsenio looked better with the fade.

  11. Kate Bosworth Legs Short Shorts Michael Polish Greasy Hair
    it had to be said
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    “Yeah, I’m assistant manager now, but I’ve got plans . . .”

  12. Amy Poehler Nipples
    CranAppleSnapple
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    I just love Leslie Knope. :)

  13. Tara Reid Legs Short Shorts Backwards Hat
    kimmykimkim
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    I’ll take that hot bitch on the right.

  14. Marg Helgenberger Cleavage Tank Top
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    50+ years old and she still looks younger than Lohan

  15. JWoww Cleavage Miniskirt Ab Cuts
    it had to be said
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    Hey JWow, they have a Japanese version of “AbCuts.” It’s called Seppuku and involves disemboweling yourself with a sword. Look into it.

  16. Ali Larter Butt Tight Pants
    Crissy
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    Ali. Later. Cause these shots aren’t cutting it!

  17. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Backup Dancer Butt
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    Tim Burton’s idea of a colonoscopy.

  18. Marg Helgenberger Cleavage Tank Top
    it had to be said
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    Snow white cougar ginger tits for the win.

  19. Hailey Baldwin Bikini
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    She’s was actually on the sand and dry as a bone until she saw the previous post with Jon Hamm playing like he’s single.

  20. Tara Reid Legs Short Shorts Backwards Hat
    theoriginal LJ
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    There’s a pretty good chance she’s going to beat Lindsay in the Dead Pool.

  21. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Backup Dancer Butt
    it had to be said
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    “Oh my God. Do I look that ridiculous too?”

  22. Amy Poehler Nipples
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    I respect the lack of sagging. This snips were lined up with a transit.

  23. Madonna Butt Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
    Log One
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    Fuck, just go away already!

  24. Jennifer Nicole Lee Sports Bra Booty Shorts Workout
    cc
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    This is the kind of clarity of thought we desperately need in these difficult times.

  25. Steven Tyler Puppy Wrapped In Scarves
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The black guy is wondering why Janice Dickinson just signed the autograph with a dude’s name.

  26. Chloe Sevigny
    cc
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    Whoa, this is one hell of a way to kill a Jessica Lowndes induced boner.

  27. Wendy Williams
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    Anyone else have an urge to fist pump and go “woof woof woof woof” ?

  28. Jennifer Lopez Butt Tight Backless Dress Casper Smart
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    I guess her type is “near death.”

  29. Bruce Jenner
    yikes
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    If he stopped dyeing his hair he would look exactly like my grandmother.

  30. Mischa Barton Butt Cheeks Upskirt
    sayitaintso
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    Leather Keds, no socks. I bet her feet are really stinky.

  31. Mischa Barton Butt Cheeks Upskirt
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    Not sure which is worse – the skinny, saggy ass or the Chinese face in the elbow wrinkle on the woman behind her.

  32. Bruce Jenner
    Cock Dr
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    This is what a man looks like after years of marriage into a succubus family with a plastic surgery addiction.

  33. Jennifer Nicole Lee Sports Bra Booty Shorts Workout
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    “m-m-m-m-m-m. Insulin.”

  34. Jason Statham Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’m going to kick the next motherfucker in the jaw who asks Rosie what her dad’s name is.

  35. Jennifer Nicole Lee Sports Bra Booty Shorts Workout
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    I bet she’s held bigger balls.

  36. Jennifer Nicole Lee Sports Bra Booty Shorts Workout
    Log One
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    Damn it, I just ate! Can’t masturbate for 30 minutes.

  37. Jennifer Nicole Lee Sports Bra Booty Shorts Workout
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    I sort of like these new softball uniforms.

  38. Audrina Patridge Bikini
    Henry
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    Mind you, this is post-surgeries.

  39. Tara Reid Legs Short Shorts Backwards Hat
    Cock Dr
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    What a girl will do to keep the supply of good weed coming.

  40. Jennifer Lopez Butt Tight Backless Dress Casper Smart
    DeucePickle
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    Just cause your last name is Smart, doesn’t mean you have to wear giant fucking nerd glasses.

  41. Wendy Williams
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Look at those tits. Tyler Perry is taking this Madea shit too far.

  42. Jessica Lowndes Bikini Jessica Stroup Swimsuit 90210
    SIN
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    Did my accountant say I could write these off as a business expense?

  43. Steven Tyler Puppy Wrapped In Scarves
    zee
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    Dude looks like a lady.

  44. Madonna Butt Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
    Animal
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    I’ve had cramps on my calves that were sexier than her ass.

  45. Tara Reid Legs Short Shorts Backwards Hat
    K-tron
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    Looks like The Dude is finally taking her up on her offer. He just had to wait until her price came down to a bottle of coconut rum and some wet wipes.

  46. Kate Bosworth Legs Short Shorts Michael Polish Greasy Hair
    yikes
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    He must be crazy wealthy.

  47. Madonna Butt Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
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    This photo wins for most gay hands.

  48. Tara Reid Legs Short Shorts Backwards Hat
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    Want to bet she has no idea the hats on backwards? Or that she’s wearing a hat for that matter.

  49. Hailey Baldwin Bikini
    kimmykimkim
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    Cute body. Put a pink star on that face.

  50. Madonna Butt Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
    Basement Jack
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    My grandmother lifts her skirt to fart too. She’s in a home now.

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