Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that exists in a world where an innocent virgin love that could only be penetrated by undead sparkle-penis has been shattered to pieces. Why, Bella, WHY?! I managed to stop cutting myself over this for a few minutes to bring you Tara Reid still amazingly scoring way out of her league, Madonna promoting the new line of Poise™, designed by Frederick’s of Hollywood, and the continuing puzzle of how Chloe Sevigny ever became more than a graveyard shift waitress at Waffle House (No offense, Waffle House, but you were the dirtiest restaurant I could think of.)
Now, if you’ll excuse me, my bedroom wall and I have a date with some glue and several Jennifer Lawrence posters,
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Three seconds later, the paparazzo was taking pictures out of his ass.
Is that her shit-eating grimace?
RuPaul ALWAYS looks great.
Transma = Woman who appears to be a man dressing like his own grandmother.
That’s awesome and disturbing and awesome and again. :D
Too many ands. :D
“Aaaand there we go, a full on 3 and half inches of pure pussy crushing man-snake”.
$100 says that baton vibrates
Give momma ein kiss, baby . . .
Looks like a dike.
What does Glen Close have to do with the Olympics?
Exactly what I was thinking. It looks like Glenn Close in that movie where she is dressed as a dude.
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Gold
Have you ever seen this guy and Julie Andrews in the same room?
Arsenio looked better with the fade.
“Yeah, I’m assistant manager now, but I’ve got plans . . .”
I just love Leslie Knope. :)
Or in this case Leslie Knipp. No? How bout Amy Pokeher? Work with me here people!
I’ll take that hot bitch on the right.
50+ years old and she still looks younger than Lohan
Hey JWow, they have a Japanese version of “AbCuts.” It’s called Seppuku and involves disemboweling yourself with a sword. Look into it.
Ali. Later. Cause these shots aren’t cutting it!
Tim Burton’s idea of a colonoscopy.
Snow white cougar ginger tits for the win.
I wish I could click the “thumbs up” a few more times for that one
She’s was actually on the sand and dry as a bone until she saw the previous post with Jon Hamm playing like he’s single.
There’s a pretty good chance she’s going to beat Lindsay in the Dead Pool.
“Oh my God. Do I look that ridiculous too?”
I respect the lack of sagging. This snips were lined up with a transit.
fucking autocorrect. Those nips were….aww, forget it.
Nice tits.
that’s weird. i read it the way you intended it and didn’t notice it was wrong until you pointed it out.
Fuck, just go away already!
This is the kind of clarity of thought we desperately need in these difficult times.
The black guy is wondering why Janice Dickinson just signed the autograph with a dude’s name.
Whoa, this is one hell of a way to kill a Jessica Lowndes induced boner.
Anyone else have an urge to fist pump and go “woof woof woof woof” ?
I guess her type is “near death.”
If he stopped dyeing his hair he would look exactly like my grandmother.
Leather Keds, no socks. I bet her feet are really stinky.
Nice, now if only she’d shove them in my face…
Not sure which is worse – the skinny, saggy ass or the Chinese face in the elbow wrinkle on the woman behind her.
This is what a man looks like after years of marriage into a succubus family with a plastic surgery addiction.
“m-m-m-m-m-m. Insulin.”
I’m going to kick the next motherfucker in the jaw who asks Rosie what her dad’s name is.
I bet she’s held bigger balls.
Damn it, I just ate! Can’t masturbate for 30 minutes.
No, it’s OK. That’s been disproved and declared an old wives tale.
Yeah, I saw that on Mythbusters.
I sort of like these new softball uniforms.
Mind you, this is post-surgeries.
What a girl will do to keep the supply of good weed coming.
Just cause your last name is Smart, doesn’t mean you have to wear giant fucking nerd glasses.
Look at those tits. Tyler Perry is taking this Madea shit too far.
Did my accountant say I could write these off as a business expense?
Dude looks like a lady.
I’ve had cramps on my calves that were sexier than her ass.
Looks like The Dude is finally taking her up on her offer. He just had to wait until her price came down to a bottle of coconut rum and some wet wipes.
He must be crazy wealthy.
This photo wins for most gay hands.
Want to bet she has no idea the hats on backwards? Or that she’s wearing a hat for that matter.
Cute body. Put a pink star on that face.
I don’t know. She’s 16, still growing. Her face can change a lot in a few years.
Can it change completely?
Into someone else’s?
My grandmother lifts her skirt to fart too. She’s in a home now.