The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.25.12

July 25th, 2012 // 654 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that exists in a world where an innocent virgin love that could only be penetrated by undead sparkle-penis has been shattered to pieces. Why, Bella, WHY?! I managed to stop cutting myself over this for a few minutes to bring you Tara Reid still amazingly scoring way out of her league, Madonna promoting the new line of Poise™, designed by Frederick’s of Hollywood, and the continuing puzzle of how Chloe Sevigny ever became more than a graveyard shift waitress at Waffle House (No offense, Waffle House, but you were the dirtiest restaurant I could think of.)

Now, if you’ll excuse me, my bedroom wall and I have a date with some glue and several Jennifer Lawrence posters,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Rihanna Swimsuit Boat
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    Somewhere seven tail-less horses cry

  2. Jason Statham Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
    Contusion
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    …and Shia Le Munster.

  3. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Backup Dancer Butt
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    It’s like someone asked a Women’s Co-op to design a Barbie. Consider yourself ‘educated’.

  4. Jennifer Lopez Butt Tight Backless Dress Casper Smart
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    Orville Reddenbacker is stone cold pimpin’ after his chemo.

  5. Marg Helgenberger Cleavage Tank Top
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    From the thumbnail, I thought it was Lindsay

  6. Steven Tyler Puppy Wrapped In Scarves
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    Soon…

  7. Madonna Butt Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
    Contusion
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    Ma’am! Put…the…baton…down!

  8. Justin Bieber Batman Mask The Dark Knight Rises
    it had to be said
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    I’m surprised Usher lets him wear a mask with the eye holes cut out.

  9. Tara Reid Legs Short Shorts Backwards Hat
    DeucePickle
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    Can’t believe Peter Jackson is nailing this hot ass

  10. Tara Reid Legs Short Shorts Backwards Hat
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    Weekend at Ryan Dunn’s.

  11. Wendy Williams
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    Yeah that hair looks natural

  12. Bruce Jenner
    CranAppleSnapple
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    Awkward Family Taxidermy.

  13. Bruce Jenner
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    He looks like a menapausal lesbian now. Put THAT on a WHEATIES box!

  14. Conner Cruise Mohawk DJ
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    When asked how many times Tom Cruise has seen him since Suri was born, all he could do was hold up his fingers.

  15. AnnaLynne McCord Bikini Bruised Butt Jessica Stroup Swimsuit 90210
    Basement Jack
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    Oooh those are bruises on her ass. I thought my computer screen was dirty. I kept licking my finger and… ugh let’s just say I feel really weird…

  16. Conner Cruise Mohawk DJ
    it had to be said
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    Taxi Driver remake?

  17. Jennifer Lopez Butt Tight Backless Dress Casper Smart
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    He’s called ‘The Brain’. They travel around in a Taxi solving crimes.

  18. Dean Cain Laughing NBC Universal Press Tour
    Charlie Kirby
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    He’s thinking about that time when Adrianne Curry mistook him for Peter Brady.

  19. Madonna Butt Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
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    Depends are now available in Cranberry

  20. Madonna Butt Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
    Johnny P!
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    Glove and long sleeves.
    Apparently, she DOES read The Superficial!

  21. JWoww Cleavage Miniskirt Ab Cuts
    Contusion
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    Did one of the surgeons accidentally sew her mouth closed?

  22. Heidi Klum Children Leni And Lou Matching Lipstick
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    Early Halloween makeup this year?

  23. Rihanna Swimsuit Boat
    it had to be said
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    Uppercut uppercut jab jab orgasm uppercut to show her you love her

  24. Marg Helgenberger Cleavage Tank Top
    Contusion
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    Is she Audrey Hollander’s mom?

  25. Bruce Jenner
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    Jesus fuck, did he walk in the surgeons office and ask for the pointy and tight?

  26. Bruce Jenner
    Charlie Kirby
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    He looks like a wax dummy of George Washington with a cheap toupee.

  27. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Backup Dancer Butt
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    It’s like Coco ate a Crayola factory and took a shit.

  28. Steven Tyler Puppy Wrapped In Scarves
    Basement Jack
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    Looks like they found Katherine Jackson.

  29. Wendy Williams
    Johnny P!
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    Drag queens always carry huge purses to make their hands look smaller…

  30. Tara Reid Legs Short Shorts Backwards Hat
    CranAppleSnapple
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    Tara, when you find the Yeti you bring him home! Clean him up, make him a star.

  31. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Backup Dancer Butt
    Contusion
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    She’s not getting ready to insert that thing, is she?

  32. Tara Reid Legs Short Shorts Backwards Hat
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    “Are you sure it says quarter past irrelevant?”

  33. Imogen Thomas Cleavage Bending Over
    it had to be said
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    “‘allo paps, make sure you get me good side . . .”

  34. Steven Tyler Puppy Wrapped In Scarves
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    Melissa Rivers has never looked so good!

  35. Justin Bieber Batman Mask The Dark Knight Rises
    Crissy
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    Where is the batman shooter when you need him?

  36. Bruce Jenner
    it had to be said
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    He reminds me that 1976 was a Lifetime movie ago.

  37. Steven Tyler Puppy Wrapped In Scarves
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    What an asshole.

  38. Hailey Baldwin Bikini
    CranAppleSnapple
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    Face like a dog in a wind tunnel.

  39. Heidi Klum Children Leni And Lou Matching Lipstick
    Johnny P!
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    Were they eating red Smarties a minute ago, or does Heidi think it’s cool for kids that age to wear lipstick?

    • Trek Girls

      I think this is the first time her daughters have been photographed wearing lipstick or makeup of any kind. The girls are just playing dress up; there’s really nothing more to it.

  40. Amy Poehler Nipples
    Contusion
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    Really Amy. Did you think you could go out of the house without a bra and no one would take your picture? REALLY?

  41. Jennifer Lopez Butt Tight Backless Dress Casper Smart
    Contusion
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    I’ll bet she lays out his clothes for him to wear.

  42. Jessica Lowndes Bikini Jessica Stroup Swimsuit 90210
    CranAppleSnapple
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    I do that. I also grab them and say Tits. It amuses one and all.

  43. Steven Tyler Puppy Wrapped In Scarves
    Charlie Kirby
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    I think the guy in the hat is Christian Bale, here to console the victims of Steven Tyler’s scarf fetish.

  44. Mischa Barton Butt Cheeks Upskirt
    Contusion
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    Well who else would it be?

  45. Audrina Patridge Bikini
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The cross definitely makes it so classy.

  46. Conner Cruise Mohawk DJ
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    Nice pube stache

  47. Matthew McConaughey Gina Gershon
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    “I call it – Penis McConaughey the Third.”

  48. Chloe Sevigny
    CranAppleSnapple
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    Still heinous.

  49. Mischa Barton Butt Cheeks Upskirt
    IAmAGuest
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    Five seconds ago, that plant was bursting with life and in full bloom.

  50. Mischa Barton Butt Cheeks Upskirt
    Johnny P!
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    The “Ringu” hairstyle really works for her…

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