Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that exists in a world where an innocent virgin love that could only be penetrated by undead sparkle-penis has been shattered to pieces. Why, Bella, WHY?! I managed to stop cutting myself over this for a few minutes to bring you Tara Reid still amazingly scoring way out of her league, Madonna promoting the new line of Poise™, designed by Frederick’s of Hollywood, and the continuing puzzle of how Chloe Sevigny ever became more than a graveyard shift waitress at Waffle House (No offense, Waffle House, but you were the dirtiest restaurant I could think of.)
Now, if you’ll excuse me, my bedroom wall and I have a date with some glue and several Jennifer Lawrence posters,
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I really don’t think that his shirt is tight enough.
Look Ma! No veins!
BUSTED: They didn’t quite get the wig detached from its donor.
DEM NIPS
She is sooooo fng pretty. I miss the wonk tits tho.
“Hang on. I know my copy of Fifty Shades is in here somewhere.”
“Huh. Maybe I left my copy of Fifty Shades in HERE…”
Prosti-tots! Now in more colors!
Eddie Izzard No!
Dont give me that I gotta run shit, you promised me some shizzy for a blowjob in the bushes.
Will she just die already?!
Studded granny panties!
How to kill your products’ chances in one easy step? Endorsement by a Jersey Shore guido, or guidette!
Jeebus, woman!!! Where’s yer sunglasses?
Show a little consideration!
I’d do her. Hard.
Now THAT is the way to sell oranges on the off-ramp !!!
It’s well known that he enjoys the feel of silk and satin next to his skin….
That poor white girl probably thinks this is her big break.
Fucking retard.
Does she ever exercise indoors?
They always cut off her legs in the pictures because those little stumps with cankles are about as long as my dick and make her look like a grotesque circus abomination.
Nip, Nip, Hooray!
Too bad the police didn’t mistake him for another shooter and do us all a favor.
…Now cram it right in her ass and for Pete sake’s stop looking back and asking “What do I do now?”
Someone’s about to get brown bunnied