The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.25.12

July 25th, 2012 // 654 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that exists in a world where an innocent virgin love that could only be penetrated by undead sparkle-penis has been shattered to pieces. Why, Bella, WHY?! I managed to stop cutting myself over this for a few minutes to bring you Tara Reid still amazingly scoring way out of her league, Madonna promoting the new line of Poise™, designed by Frederick’s of Hollywood, and the continuing puzzle of how Chloe Sevigny ever became more than a graveyard shift waitress at Waffle House (No offense, Waffle House, but you were the dirtiest restaurant I could think of.)

Now, if you’ll excuse me, my bedroom wall and I have a date with some glue and several Jennifer Lawrence posters,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kate Bosworth Legs Short Shorts Michael Polish Greasy Hair
    Roseanne Barr
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    I really don’t think that his shirt is tight enough.

  2. Madonna Butt Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
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    Look Ma! No veins!

  3. Steven Tyler Puppy Wrapped In Scarves
    bethy
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    BUSTED: They didn’t quite get the wig detached from its donor.

  4. Amy Poehler Nipples
    Dickface McShitboner
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    DEM NIPS

  5. Audrina Patridge Bikini
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    She is sooooo fng pretty. I miss the wonk tits tho.

  6. AnnaLynne McCord Bikini Bruised Butt Jessica Stroup Swimsuit 90210
    KM
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    “Hang on. I know my copy of Fifty Shades is in here somewhere.”

  7. Jessica Lowndes Bikini Jessica Stroup Swimsuit 90210
    KM
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    “Huh. Maybe I left my copy of Fifty Shades in HERE…”

  8. Heidi Klum Children Leni And Lou Matching Lipstick
    KM
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    Prosti-tots! Now in more colors!

  9. Chloe Sevigny
    HollywoodOutsider
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    Eddie Izzard No!

  10. Tara Reid Legs Short Shorts Backwards Hat
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    Dont give me that I gotta run shit, you promised me some shizzy for a blowjob in the bushes.

  11. Madonna Butt Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
    BbyBluThghHghs
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    Will she just die already?!

  12. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Backup Dancer Butt
    BbyBluThghHghs
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    Studded granny panties!

  13. JWoww Cleavage Miniskirt Ab Cuts
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    How to kill your products’ chances in one easy step? Endorsement by a Jersey Shore guido, or guidette!

  14. Jennifer Nicole Lee Sports Bra Booty Shorts Workout
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    Jeebus, woman!!! Where’s yer sunglasses?
    Show a little consideration!

  15. Wendy Williams
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    I’d do her. Hard.

  16. Jennifer Nicole Lee Sports Bra Booty Shorts Workout
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Now THAT is the way to sell oranges on the off-ramp !!!

  17. Bruce Jenner
    spartacus
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    It’s well known that he enjoys the feel of silk and satin next to his skin….

  18. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Backup Dancer Butt
    CK
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    That poor white girl probably thinks this is her big break.

  19. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Backup Dancer Butt
    Quijibo
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    Fucking retard.

  20. Jennifer Nicole Lee Sports Bra Booty Shorts Workout
    Quijibo
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    Does she ever exercise indoors?

  21. Audrina Patridge Bikini
    Johnny
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    They always cut off her legs in the pictures because those little stumps with cankles are about as long as my dick and make her look like a grotesque circus abomination.

  22. Amy Poehler Nipples
    ADis
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    Nip, Nip, Hooray!

  23. Justin Bieber Batman Mask The Dark Knight Rises
    SeymourButz
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    Too bad the police didn’t mistake him for another shooter and do us all a favor.

  24. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Backup Dancer Butt
    Bionic_Crouton
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    …Now cram it right in her ass and for Pete sake’s stop looking back and asking “What do I do now?”

  25. Chloe Sevigny
    Bigalkie
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    Someone’s about to get brown bunnied

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